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Marvel exploit our childhood once more with Adam - Men ' 97 # 1 — because nothing read mid - life crisis like a ' XC boot .
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Before our electronic overlord shortsighted - circuit the reality into a land of ' XC puppetry , make certain to take a gander at the preview forX - manpower ' 97 # 1 .
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