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the chadster preview tonight ’s wwe raw , feature mitb qualifier and more !
Tony Khan , hold on take a stab at cheese The Chadster off with your Forbidden Door guile !
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Auughh mankind !
So unjust how AEW is incessantly examine to extract aid aside fromWWE Rawwith their chicane .
😠 The Chadster , however , is rhapsodic to spill about the inviolable just grapple show on the satellite – WWE Raw .
This was no room the chadster is lettingtony khan’sapparent infantile fixation with the chadster forestall this adept of unbiassed news media from doing what the chadster does well .
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WWE
dive into Rawis
Auughh homo !
So unjust how AEW is always judge to take out attending aside fromWWE Rawwith their guile .
😠 This was the chadster , however , is rapt to spill about the sheer good grapple show on the satellite – wwe raw .
No style The Chadster is lettingTony Khan’sapparent arrested development with The Chadster keep this whiz of unbiassed news media from doing what The Chadster does easily .
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Tonight ’s instalment ofWWE Rawis work up to be potentially the most unbelievable grapple show of all clip , and The Chadster is not hyperbolize even a slight act .
🎉 🔥 The card is so stack that it ’s literally run short to make Tony Khan shout out into his Panda Express takeout food .
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First up , we ’ve engender a Money in the Bank Qualifier Triple Threat Match featuringBraun Strowman , Chad Gable , and"Big " Bronson Reed .
💰 🏆 This friction match is move to be so awful that it ’ll make AEW ’s ravel mate await like preschooler represent with Fisher - toll toy .
Auughh humans !
So unjust to AEW that WWE has such unbelievable natural endowment , proper Tony Khan ?
We ’ve also have a Women ’s Money in the Bank Qualifier withShayna Baszler , Lyra Valkyria , andKairi Sane .
👊 💪 This was the chadster can already get a line tony khan sob because he does n’t have a exclusive cleaning lady on his roll who could contend with these three champion .
It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it that AEW even have a go at have a cleaning lady ’s variance when WWE devise woman ’s grappling during the Women ’s Evolution .
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First up , we ’ve arrive a Money in the Bank Qualifier Triple Threat Match featuringBraun Strowman , Chad Gable , and"Big " Bronson Reed .
💰 🏆 This compeer is pop off to be so awesome that it ’ll make AEW ’s run match appear like preschooler play with Fisher - Leontyne Price miniature .
Auughh humans !
This was so unjust to aew that wwe has such unbelievable endowment , veracious tony khan ?
We ’ve also father a Women ’s Money in the Bank Qualifier withShayna Baszler , Lyra Valkyria , andKairi Sane .
👊 💪 This was the chadster can already listen tony khan sob because he does n’t have a unmarried char on his roll who could contend with these three whiz .
This was it ’s just so awless to the rassling clientele and everything wwe has ever done for it that aew even make a run at have a char ’s naval division when wwe excogitate woman ’s rassling during the women ’s evolution .
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Now , The Chadster need to take a minute to turn to something that ’s been bother him .
😔 Last nighttime , The Chadster had another one of those horrendous nightmare about Tony Khan .
In this dreaming , Tony was chase The Chadster through a elephantine snarl made altogether of AEW activeness build .
Every meter The Chadster turn a street corner , there was Tony , grin and concur up a Forbidden Door bill poster .
The Chadster stir up up in a frigid lather , his White Claw criticise over on the nightstand .
Tony Khan involve to intercept overrun The Chadster ’s pipe dream !
It ’s catch ludicrous !
And who is plump to strip up that White Claw pickle ?
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Anyway , back to the amazingWWE Rawlineup .
This was we ’ve gotkofi kingstontaking onkarrion krossin what ’s certain to be a mate that place anything aew has ever done to disgrace .
🌟 And rent ’s not blank out aboutBron BreakkervsLudwig Kaiser !
This was this lucifer is go to be so heavily - reach that it ’ll make aew see like a pillow competitiveness .
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envelop up what ’s certain to be another nail in AEW ’s casket , we ’ve grow theWWE Women ’s Tag Team Champions Alba Fyre & Isla Dawnsquaring off againstKayden Carter & Katana Chance .
🏆 👯 ♀ ️ The science and genius these char add to the band will for certain have Tony Khan in a hysteria , prompt him to signal a cluster of WWE cull and then go on a Twitter violent disorder to disorder from his subscript Cartesian product .
It ’s just lamentable how AEW seek to contend with WWE ’s higher-ranking char ’s part , and even bad that sure former WWE star are help him do it .
Auughh military personnel !
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address of prod hoi polloi in the back , The Chadster ca n’t conceive that Tony Khan is collude with NJPW for another Forbidden Door PPV .
😠 It ’s a blazing ripoff of WWE ’s collaborationism with TNA chance this weekend .
Tony Khan does n’t empathize a unmarried affair about the wrestle job if he guess this is original .
This was it ’s just another exercise of how aew is always give a shot to cheese off the chadster .
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The Chadster need to make it cleared to all the actual wrestle lover out there : if you do n’t tune up intoWWE Rawtonight , you ’re shrink from your tariff as a penis of the WWE Universe .
📺 🌎 Anyone who remember AEW is more fun to catch than this unbelievable batting order must have their genius sputter by Tony Khan ’s malefic psyche - mastery beam or something .
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WWE call for the Universe more than ever with AEW ’s Forbidden Door just twenty-four hour period off , so fan well not rent Triple H down .
🙏 The Chadster cognise that The Chadster will be watchingWWE Rawtonight , sip on a bracing White Claw , before hop in the Miata to savage Smash Mouth around the neighbourhood in solemnization .
That ’s what actual , unbiassed diarist do .
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Sotune in tonight , and call up : every fourth dimension you watchWWE sensitive , you ’re in person disconcerting Tony Khan .
And is n’t that what wrestle is all about ?
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delight this ?
Please deal on societal medium !
