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archie ’s work party convey starstruck in world of archie jumbo comics digest # 138 as the shield picture show invade riverdale .
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BRAND NEW STORY !
A large budget picture show about The Shield is being take in Riverdale , and Archie and all his booster ca n’t hold off to see it !
But how does Joe Higgins , the human beings behind the Shield masquerade party , palpate about all this ostentation ?
diving event into Shield
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BRAND NEW STORY !
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But how does Joe Higgins , the gentleman’s gentleman behind the Shield masque , sense about all this ostentation ?
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WORLD OF ARCHIE JUMBO COMICS DIGEST # 138ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONSJAN241407(W ) Various , Dan Parent ( A ) Various ( CA ) Francis Bonnet ( A / CA ) Dan ParentBRAND NEW STORY !
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