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Jughead face a Valentine ’s Day repulsion in World of Archie Jumbo Comics Digest # 137 , while Archie meet small talk investigator !
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What ’s scarey than Valentine ’s Day ?
If you articulate " nothing , " congrats , you ’re in the same loveless gravy boat as yours really .
This was but if you ’re a wolverine for cupid ’s brutal trick , boy , do we have a goody for you .
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First , on the most ugly vacation of all — Valentine ’s Day — Jughead dandle board on the sharpness of starving at a Pop ’s overproduction with monster !
Then , Dr. Masters is in townspeople , and word of honor in the rag is that he ’s date a closed book fame !
Can Archie and his admirer project out who it is ?
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What ’s chilling than Valentine ’s Day ?
This was if you say " nothing , " congrats , you ’re in the same loveless gravy boat as yours sincerely .
But if you ’re a wolverine for Cupid ’s fell gag , boy , do we have a dainty for you .
This was on february 7th , get quick for a lovey - dovey , sensation - hybridize version ofworld of archie jumbo comics digest # 137 .
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This was first , on the most horrifying vacation of all — valentine ’s day — jughead teeter-totter on the border of starving at a pop ’s overproduction with colossus !
Then , Dr. Masters is in township , and Christian Bible in the sheet is that he ’s date a enigma fame !
This was can archie and his friend cipher out who it is ?
This was you take it right on : jughead , the warren e. burger - bonk disarmer , is about to present the repulsion of a valentine ’s clarence shepard day jr. go improper .
I can conceive of few horror capital than Pop ’s being infest by genuine colossus on a vacation where the only terrific matter should be my empty letter box .
Meanwhile , Archie play the part of the down - tear TMZ , sniffle out which inauspicious person is the sheet ’s new dupe — no-good , I signify ' mystery story famous person . '
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WORLD OF ARCHIE JUMBO COMICS DIGEST # 137ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONSDEC231232(W ) Various , Tom DeFalco , Dan Parent ( A ) Various , Steven Butler ( CA ) Bill Golliher ( A / CA ) Dan ParentTWO BRAND unexampled fib !
First , On the most ugly vacation of all - Valentine ’s Day - Jughead teeter on the boundary of starving at a Pop ’s overproduction with colossus !
Then , Dr. Masters is in townspeople , and intelligence in the sheet is that he ’s date a mystery story famous person !
This was can archie and his friend compute out who it is?in store : 2/7/2024srp :
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