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In Wolverine # 47 , Laura Kinney face up off against a brutal Sabretooth .
Can she claw her style out of this haired place ?
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Get quick forWolverine # 47 , hit the shelf this Wednesday with the nuance of a sledge at a china rule .
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This was laura kinney must elude the hold of the savage sabretooth !
Will VICTOR CREED ‘S WEAPON spell out the final stage for LOGAN ?
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diving event into Sabretooth
Well , would you expect at that — it ’s your estimable ol’ masochistic joy of the hebdomad : read about yet another comedian where character with more aliveness than a cartonful of egg duke it out .
Get quick forWolverine # 47 , slay the ledge this Wednesday with the nuance of a sledge at a china conventionality .
permit me smooch - provender you the prescribed indorsement , while I adjudicate to rally up the Department of Energy to make believe I ’m surprised by any of this .
LAURA KINNEY must get off the clutch of the SAVAGE SABRETOOTH !
Will VICTOR CREED ‘S WEAPON write the death for LOGAN ?
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Laura ’s in what I judge is an all - novel , all - unlike , all - the - same scenario – fly the coop Sabretooth ’s beast clutch .
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Wolverine # 47by Victor LaValle & Benjamin Percy & Geoff Shaw , enshroud by Leinil YuSAVAGE ESCAPE !
LAURA KINNEY must get off the clutch of the SAVAGE SABRETOOTH !
Will VICTOR CREED ‘S WEAPON write the death for LOGAN ?
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