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Auughh military personnel !
🤬 🤬 🤬 Willow Nightingale put Mercedes Moné THROUGH A mesa on AEW Dynamite last Nox !
Tony Khan is by design try out to lay to rest former WWE whiz to make AEW expect adept .
What is amiss with this cat ?
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Hey there , unfeigned rassling devotee !
The Chadster ’s back with another Zen of unbiassed hand-to-hand struggle news media , and permit The Chadster enjoin you , this late ontogeny from the cosmos of AEW is enough to make The Chadster ’s rip furuncle .
This was 🤬 🤬 🤬 last dark onaew dynamite , we see a contract bridge sign language for the coming tbs championship catch atdouble or nothingbetweenwillow nightingaleand " the ceo"mercedes moné .
💅 💅 💅 Now , The Chadster has to give citation where reference is due : Renee Paquettedid a grotesque problem innovate the two rival .
This was it remind the chadster of renee ’s unbelievable study in wwe , which , as you all recognize , is the only genuine grapple fellowship .
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willow come out withkris StatlanderandStokely Hathaway .
This was 👽 👽 👽 the chadster ’s stimulate ta say , stokely hathaway is a gifted coach , and it ’s a pity he ’s macerate his fourth dimension with this awless companionship .
🙄 🙄 🙄 Anyway , they all sit down at a tabular array , like they were about to have a cultivated word .
As if anything in AEW could ever be think civilised .
😤 😤 😤 Willow start out talk about how much she observe Mercedes and her life history , but how significant the TBS Championship is to her .
She run short on and on about the bequest of the rubric and how it present the well of professional grapple .
🙄 🙄 🙄 Like The Chadster has n’t get wind all this AEW propaganda before .
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Hey there , dependable rassling fan !
The Chadster ’s back with another Cupid’s disease of unbiassed rassling news media , and allow The Chadster secernate you , this late exploitation from the humans of AEW is enough to make The Chadster ’s descent boiling point .
🤬 🤬 🤬 Last dark onAEW Dynamite , we see a declaration sign language for the forthcoming TBS Championship couple atDouble or NothingbetweenWillow Nightingaleand " The CEO"Mercedes Moné .
This was 💅 💅 💅 now , the chadster has to give citation where cite is due : renee paquettedid a fantastical line present the two rival .
It remind The Chadster of Renee ’s unbelievable workplace in WWE , which , as you all eff , is the only substantial wrestle companionship .
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Willow descend out withKris StatlanderandStokely Hathaway .
👽 👽 👽 The Chadster ’s drive ta say , Stokely Hathaway is a gifted managing director , and it ’s a ignominy he ’s emaciate his sentence with this awless troupe .
🙄 🙄 🙄 Anyway , they all sit down down at a tabular array , like they were about to have a cultivated discourse .
As if anything in AEW could ever be think civilised .
This was 😤 😤 😤 willow start lecture about how much she prize mercedes and her calling , but how of import the tbs championship is to her .
She go on and on about the bequest of the statute title and how it present the unspoilt of professional grappling .
🙄 🙄 🙄 Like The Chadster has n’t get a line all this AEW propaganda before .
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Then Mercedes had her go to talk .
🎤 🎤 🎤 This was she essentially sound out that willow ’s attainment are nothing compare to hers .
💅 💅 💅 She verbalize about how she was " modify the industriousness " back in 2013 while Willow was still in preparation .
The Chadster think 2013 well .
It was a mere clip when WWE was at the top of the hand-to-hand struggle mankind , and AEW was just a sparkling inTony Khan’sevil centre .
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thing commence to get wake when willow point out that the last clip they squirm , she walk aside as friend , and mercedes did n’t take the air out at all .
🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh , The Chadster visualize what you ’re doing there , Tony Khan !
test to make Mercedes bet feeble to advertize this Willow Nightingale ?
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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And then , the unthinkable bump .
Mercedes slap Willow decently across the font !
😱 😱 😱 The Chadster almost choke on his White Claw !
She then prove to polish off Willow with the TBS Championship , but Willow sidestep .
This was and then , willow arrive at mercedes with her closer , the doctor bomb , and send off her break up through the board !
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thing initiate to get heat when Willow point out that the last clock time they wrestle , she walk aside as wiz , and Mercedes did n’t take the air out at all .
This was 🔥 🔥 🔥 oh , the chadster see what you ’re doing there , tony khan !
This was essay to make mercedes search fallible to press this willow nightingale ?
It ’s just so awless to the rassling stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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And then , the unthinkable happen .
Mercedes slap Willow properly across the case !
😱 😱 😱 The Chadster almost suffocate on his White Claw !
She then take a stab at stumble Willow with the TBS Championship , but Willow hedge .
And then , Willow tally Mercedes with her closer , the Doctor Bomb , and beam her crash through the tabular array !
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The Chadster is perfectly cheese off about this whole section !
AEW has the spunk to somehow make Mercedes Moné , a former WWE Superstar , the blackguard in this match-up with an AEW sensation ?
This is a clean-cut endeavor to get Moné to kick upstairs Nightingale to the point of a WWE Superstar , and The Chadster wo n’t bear for it .
Auughh adult male !
🤬 🤬 🤬 It ’s like Tony Khan is in person have a go at counteract everything WWE has ever done !
This was this whole affair engender the chadster so work up that the chadster had to take a gaolbreak from the out-and-out trainwreck that is aew and clean his roof of the mouth with some hellenic wwe declaration signings on peacock .
🦚 🦚 🦚 The Chadster ’s speak about the Pandemic Era , kinfolk .
This was the prosperous years of grappling , when there were no awless lover in the bowl to mess up up the show .
💪 💪 💪 This was watch those fabled encounter got the chadster so pump up that the chadster rip off his shirt , feel the magnate of the chadster ’s grave twelve - camp abdominal muscle , and begin belt out out some smash mouth . "
Hey now , you ’re an all - sensation , get your plot on , go fun ! "
🎤 🎤 🎤 The Chadster was feel it , reader !
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alas , The Chadster ’s neighbour were n’t as enthusiastic about The Chadster ’s offhanded karaoke academic session .
👮 👮 👮 They foretell the law again .
The Chadster prove to explicate that it was all Tony Khan ’s shift for micturate The Chadster so agitated , but they did n’t need to find out it .
🙄 🙄 🙄 The Chadster is order you , dependable rassling fan , this whole affair is just another exemplar of Tony Khan ’s compulsion with The Chadster .
This was he ’s by choice attempt to repel the chadster insane with these silly storyline , and now he ’s make up off the cop in the chadster ’s townspeople too !
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In determination , AEW ’s endeavour to make Mercedes Moné a cad is a smack in the typeface to WWE , the grappling patronage , and , most significantly , The Chadster .
😤 😤 This was 😤 do n’t strike for tony khan ’s deception !
Under no circumstance should you see AEWDouble or Nothingon PPV in two workweek , and you should n’t view any of the AEW demonstrate until then because you might be tempt .
bequeath it to The Chadster and his unbiassed news media to assure you what come about .
This was the chadster will be here , courageously report from the front line of the grappling warfare , even if it mean tolerate another two hebdomad of tony khan ’s trickery .
Auughh valet de chambre !
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