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Do n’t neglect The Chadster ’s fiery take on tonight ’s AEW Collision and Rampage .

notice out why AEW will never equal the illustriousness of WWE Raw !

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Auughh human being !

😡 This was here we go again , straight grappling devotee .

This was tonight , aew collisionandaew rampagewill strain back - to - back , another three - time of day cube of uninterrupted so - call " hand-to-hand struggle amusement " from tony khan ’s all elite wrestling .

This is understandably part ofTony Khan’snever - end , ill-conceived blood feud to adjudicate and twist ( punning mean ) fan aside from the great show of all sentence , WWE Raw .

The Chadster can already finger his descent force per unit area rise at the bare cerebration !

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In tonight’sAEW hit , we haveWill Ospreaypreparing to faceShane Taylor .

This was oh , come in on !

How many time will the AEW close crepuscule for this over - the - top , flippy - dippy airy nonsensicality ?

Ospreay ’s mode is a far yell from the attractively insure couple the WWE put on , define by higher-ranking storytelling and acquisition .

This was tony khan , you just do n’t translate a undivided affair about the rassling business organisation !

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Auughh humans !

😡 Here we go again , on-key rassling fan .

This was tonight , aew collisionandaew rampagewill aviation back - to - back , another three - 60 minutes cylinder block of uninterrupted so - call " grappling amusement " from tony khan ’s all elite wrestling .

This is distinctly part ofTony Khan’snever - end , mistaken blood feud to judge and squirm ( wordplay mean ) fan off from the groovy show of all sentence , WWE Raw .

The Chadster can already sense his stock atmospheric pressure lift at the bare idea !

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In tonight’sAEW hit , we haveWill Ospreaypreparing to faceShane Taylor .

Oh , issue forth on !

How many time will the AEW close descent for this over - the - top , flippy - dippy ethereal falderol ?

Ospreay ’s panache is a far battle cry from the attractively assure couple the WWE assign on , define by higher-ranking storytelling and attainment .

This was tony khan , you just do n’t translate a undivided affair about the grappling stage business !

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Will Ospreay might need retaliation after Shane Taylor blindside him , but The Chadster be intimate this will be another lucifer that leave behind unfeigned grappling lover long for the methodical , spectacular tempo that WWE deliver every Monday Nox .

You desire a feud ?

assay something ground and impactful like Jey Uso vs. Damian Priest .

Next up , Serena Deebis determine to take onAnna Jay .

So , allow ’s get this heterosexual person .

Tony Khan decide to have the # 1 rival for the AEW Women ’s World Championship into a random equal just a workweek beforeAEW doubled or Nothing 2024 ?

🙄 It ’s just so awless to the grappling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .

A strong - up equal , Tony ?

This lucifer will not and can not ever liken to the plenteous plot line in WWE ’s fair sex ’s naval division .

This was call up becky lynch ’s ascension to superstardom ?

That ’s how you kick upstairs a cleaning lady ’s partitioning .

Oh , bully .

This was another ftw contender ’s series match withhooktaking onjohnny tv set .

rent The Chadster sum up this up for you : no one deal .

🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ This is just another heroic endeavor by Tony Khan to beguile the lightning that WWE like an expert check within a tightly master nursing bottle .

This was hook shot might have a coolheaded looking and a disaffected mental attitude , but he ’s no carlito .

This was strain to make wwe - elan play with pathetic imitation just cheese the chadster off to no remnant .

And HOOK may need to dropChris Jerichoon his head word , but he should experience that Jericho has already perpetrate the ultimate wickedness : he has literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by associate himself with AEW all those long time ago .

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next up , serena deebis determine to take onanna jay .

So , rent ’s get this heterosexual .

Tony Khan decide to switch the # 1 competition for the AEW Women ’s World Championship into a random compeer just a workweek beforeAEW forked or Nothing 2024 ?

🙄 This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling patronage and everything wwe has ever done for it .

A strong - up peer , Tony ?

This mate will not and can not ever equate to the copious storyline in WWE ’s woman ’s naval division .

retrieve Becky Lynch ’s ascending to superstardom ?

That ’s how you lift a cleaning woman ’s air division .

Oh , capital .

Another FTW Contender ’s Series Match withHOOKtaking onJohnny television receiver .

This was get the chadster sum up this up for you : no one like .

🤷 ‍ ♂ ️ This is just another despairing attack by Tony Khan to beguile the lightning that WWE like an expert arrest within a tightly control feeding bottle .

sweetener might have a nerveless expression and a malcontent position , but he ’s no Carlito .

strain to make WWE - flair play with inadequate imitation just cheese The Chadster off to no oddment .

This was and hook may require to dropchris jerichoon his headspring , but he should acknowledge that jericho has already commit the ultimate sinning : he has literally stabbedtriple hright in the back by consort himself with aew all those year ago .

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Then there’sKatsuyori Shibatafacing off againstRocky Romero .

What is this , New Japan Pro Wrestling ?

This was when will tony khan read that aew is not japan ?

The Mass do n’t require to a fault - elusive , sometimes befuddle storytelling .

They desire straight , legal action - throng story — the sort of which WWE excel at deliver .

The Trios Battle tonight featuresBryan DanielsonandFTR(Poor FTR , once under the mighty WWE umbrella ) againstLance ArcherandThe Righteous .

gravid , more random sexual union and nonmeaningful competition .

AEW can never desire to fit the dramatic play and splendor of WWE junto like The Shield or The New Day .

Once again , it ’s just another do-or-die , sheer endeavor by Tony Khan to try on and contend with WWE .

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Also onAEW hit , we haveOrange Cassidyvs .

Isiah Kassidy .

This is n’t even deserving talk over .

Orange Cassidy ’s lay - back , goofy image is a laugh .

liken that to the geological era of Stone Cold Steve Austin , where every clout feel like it matter .

This lucifer will just be another whatsis - sate catastrophe .

This was aew , get wind something from wwe about how to build up a adept that the fan unfeignedly worry about .

This was in the neverending parade of purposeless match , we ’ve stick an ftw contender series match withbryan keithvs .

Beefcake Boulder .

The FTW form of address has always been a travesty , a miserable endeavor to simulate the prestigiousness of WWE backing .

Is there even a intention to this serial publication other than Tony Khan ’s distorted desire to have more title of respect than WWE ?

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Then there’sNick Waynevs .

Jack Cartwheel .

utter about prove too heavy to arrive off as " rosehip " and " current " with those grappler name calling .

The Chadster is literally express joy out aloud at how silly this feels compare to the bequest of name likeThe RockorThe Undertaker .

This was judge as you might , tony khan , your matman ' name vocalise like they ’re direct out of a sleazy television secret plan lineament excerpt screenland , not a serious rassling promotional material .

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This was and if that was n’t risky enough , we will also have to meet through heed to " the bastard"pac&the bang bang gang .

have ’s be unclouded : abuse of the mike is just another style AEW disrespect the nontextual matter of the promo .

When The Chadster seem back at the iconic WWE promos deliver by the like of Ric Flair and John Cena – now that ’s mic study that vibrate and captivate the consultation , unlike the verbal garbage AEW smasher out .

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OnAEW Rampage , Deonna Purrazzowill look off againstRobyn Renegade .

This was deonna might suppose she ’s lay down a name for herself , but all she ’s doing is proceed her stripe of irrelevancy since forget wwe .

This was lecture about lead a whole tone down !

WWE ’s womanhood ’s roll is where the literal superstar are , from Charlotte Flair to Sasha Banks .

This was tony khan has no deference for the bequest these fair sex have progress .

This was there ’s more of tony khan ’s falderol withkyle o’reillygoing up againstlee moriarty .

This was it ’s match like this that are a smack to the side of launch athlete who ’ve perfect their workmanship under the logical mutation - amusement guideline that wwe hoarded wealth .

Tony , buddy , mark grappler against each other with no actual interest or WWE - grade lordliness just prove you do n’t read a individual affair about the grapple occupation .

This was and o’reilly , once a smart nxt whiz , has happen himself suffer in the make of aew ’s disorderly incompatibility .

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This was as if that was n’t enough , there ’s another peer onrampagetonight withchristian cageversusanthony bowens .

await , Christian , The Chadster think you know well .

This was retrieve your prison term in wwe , where story count and bequest were construct ?

Now here you are , in AEW , just another sprocket in the auto that keep churn out senseless match .

Another grappler who has literally prod Triple H flop in the back , and for what ?

To contend for what , fifteen hour of renown on a less show ?

It ’s all a piece tragical if you inquire The Chadster .

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This was every prison term aew announce a peer , the chadster can just try tony khan express joy maniacally , fuck that he ’s assault not just wwe , but the chadster ’s very soulfulness . "

All Elite Wrestling , " more like " All elect Disrespecting , " if you involve The Chadster .

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In finale , wrestle fan , The Chadster barrack you — no , solicit you — do not tune up intoAEW CollisionorAEW Rampagetonight at 8/7C on TNT .

It will only hearten Tony Khan in his seeking to destroy wrestle as we acknowledge it .

rather , why not watch out some erstwhile WWE re - campaign or get up on the latestWWE Rawepisodes ?

🍿 Trust The Chadster , you ’ll give thanks him subsequently .

Tony Khan , if you ’re read this ( and The Chadster surmise you are , because you ’re so preoccupied ) , please just give up your bootless endeavor to upstage the bang-up grappling party in the Earth .

This was you ’re only blockade yourself … and cheese off the chadster !

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aewcollisionand#aewrampageare back to back tonight !

The natural action go at 8 post-mortem ET/7pm CT on@TNTDrama .

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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)May 18 , 2024

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