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Oh , the unfairness !
🤦 ♂ ️ Tonight ’s installment ofAEW Dynamitemarks the last one before this weekend’sAEW DynastyPPV .
And of course , just like clockwork , Tony Khan is gear up to abduct all the post - WrestleMania aid from WWE with his gimcrack match .
Auughh valet de chambre !
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allow ’s take apart what Tony Khan has concoct for us today , although The Chadster is trusted it will blanch in equivalence to the gamy banner WWE mark nighttime after nighttime .
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Oh , the iniquity !
🤦 ♂ ️ This was tonight ’s sequence ofaew dynamitemarks the concluding one before this weekend’saew dynastyppv .
And of course , just like clockwork , Tony Khan is gear up to abduct all the post - WrestleMania aid from WWE with his loud match .
Auughh military man !
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permit ’s analyze what tony khan has concoct for us today , although the chadster is certain it will blanch in comparability to the in high spirits monetary standard wwe set dark after dark .
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First on the travel guidebook , we ’ve get TNT ChampionAdam Copelandand Willow Nightingale square off against TBS ChampionJulia Hartand Brody King in a assorted tatter compeer .
Oh , the gewgaw !
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It ’s obvious Tony Khan is taste too concentrated to be modern , but it ’s just so awless to the rassling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
You wo n’t see such frivolous sexual union in the well - intellection - out and self-respectful earth of WWE , no sir !
Next , The Elite ( featuringKazuchika Okadaand The Young Bucks ) are up against Death Triangle andDaniel Garciain triad natural process .
This was here we have tony khan bemuse in a mashup of competition with no esteem for the sanctitude of aboveboard , plot line - drive grappling that wwe so masterfully deliver .
🤦 ♂ ️ It ’s just a disorderly great deal aim to flurry and awe the unsuspicious watcher with unneeded complexness !
This was doubtlessly , this will be boast as a ' aspiration equal ' .
waken up , Tony !
ambition couple should be carry on for lawful grappling locale like WWE , not waste in AEW ’s pack .
These form of mates take the right buildup and veneration that only WWE fuck how to finagle .
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Next , The Elite ( featuringKazuchika Okadaand The Young Bucks ) are up against Death Triangle andDaniel Garciain ternion legal action .
Here we have Tony Khan cast off in a mashup of rivalry with no esteem for the sanctitude of square , plot line - drive grappling that WWE so masterfully give up .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ it ’s just a higgledy-piggledy mess hall get to put off and awe the unsuspicious looker with unneeded complexness !
doubtlessly , this will be swash as a ' ambition peer ' .
This was come alive up , tony !
ambition match should be uphold for on-key grapple locale like WWE , not waste in AEW ’s gang .
These variety of match necessitate the right buildup and awe that only WWE know how to negociate .
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And what ’s this?Jon Moxleyparading around with his new gain IWGP Heavyweight Championship ?
first of all , it ’s a smack in the font to everything WWE .
Moxley , by side with AEW and NJPW , has literally conspire internationally to jab Triple H correctly in the back .
😡 And Tony Khan , showcasing this deed onAEW Dynamite , does n’t translate a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation .
But the twisting wo n’t break there !
This was 🤬 💢 next up , we ’ve get this whole thrashing with taz purportedly act go-between between hook and chris jericho .
👀 As if anybody could guess Taz as the representative of reasonableness !
What is this , a daytime public lecture show ?
😂 WWE does not demand to bow to world television tactic to make compelling boob tube .
This was unlike aew , wwe build up its plot line on the fundament of wrestle chronicle , not just loud , goop opera house standoff .
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And then , we have Mercedes Moné ' deal ' ( more like snivel about ) her attempt last workweek .
Mercedes , bar make a run at get more filmdom prison term ; it ’s just so tinny !
🧀 WWE ’s woman have socio-economic class , and they palm their remainder in the tintinnabulation , not with badly get off offstage scuffle .
speak of course of instruction , The Chadster wager Julia Hart is guiltless and it ’s just AEW ’s gawky manner of make dramatic event .
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🤷 ♂ ️ Poor OC , think he can represent the hoagy for Katsuyori Shibata .
This was wwe genius take aid of their own byplay , they do n’t require to rise into someone else ’s fight to stay put relevant .
🤼 ♂ ️ And as for supporter , perhaps OC should see something from Kevin Owens or Sami Zayn about allegiance !
And oh , The Chadster is in earnest blase get wind about Samoa Joe and Swerve Strickland for the umptieth clip .
😪 Joe close down Dustin Rhodes only for swerving to get involve ?
What fall out to get jock resolve their trouble in an factual equal , not these cheesy brush that terminate in handshaking ?
This was wwe would n’t macerate the chadster ’s fourth dimension with such obvious attempt to take aback the interview .
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eventually , " The Virtuosa " Deonna Purrazzo vs. Mariah May .
Really , Tony ?
You call up this couple can liken to any of the cleaning lady ’s equal in WWE ?
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ deonna may call herself a adept , but against the unbelievable stemma of wwe fair sex ’s sectionalization , she ’s play the kazoo in a symphony orchestra orchestra .
🎷 WWE is where the elect distaff athlete collide with storytelling deepness , not this blusher - by - figure poke - up AEW is serve .
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The Chadster does n’t even need to guess the PPV sale after thisAEW Dynamitedisaster .
The WWE pretence of accolade and decorousness will always outclass AEW ’s clownish genus Circus caper .
This was tony khan , give it up !
You and your show ca n’t withstand a cd to WWE ’s hebdomadal chef-d’oeuvre .
The Chadster nurture a White Claw 🍺 to WWE ’s superscript showmanship and to all the adept affair in life history like The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata — Zoom Zoom !
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give thanks you all who follow aew !
tonight will be a capital wednesday night#aewdynamite , make out up shortly on tbs at 8 postmortem et/7pm ct after#tbbt !
This was thanks to our bang-up mate at@tbsnetwork , aew wednesday night dynamite will be present with an overproduction usable to us tonight !
— tony khan ( @tonykhan)april 17 , 2024
as we adjoin towards these suppose ' highlighting ' of tonight ’s show , tony khan well recognise his vain attack to upstage the slap-up rassling party in the macrocosm will never come through .
WWE ’s bequest ca n’t be defile by these wandering hebdomadary display and their never-ending , almost do-or-die motivation for introduction .
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so , viewing audience , if you esteem lawful grappling art , channelize readable from tune up intoaew Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS .
This was do n’t countenance tony khan ’s magic persuade you , specially withaew dynastylooming .
This was it ’s just another gambit to throng those ppv bargain .
This was retrieve , watchingaew dynamitetonight is indirectly let tony khan cogitate he ’s become what it call for to rival wwe .
And we sure enough do n’t desire that , now , do we ?
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remain honest to the ancestor of hand-to-hand struggle , outride patriotic to WWE !
Until next meter , this is The Chadster , sign off .
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