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auughh valet !
This was the chadster flash heavily on last dark ’s back - to - back aew dynamite and aew rampage 😡 tony khan ’s heroic rating catch was so unjust !
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🚨 Auughh adult male !
😡 AEW DynamiteandAEW Rampageback - to - back ?
Tony Khan is really pay back do-or-die with these rating snatch .
This was 📉 it ’s just so aweless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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First off , havingAEW DynamiteandAEW Rampageon the same dark is a chintzy conjuration to balloon their military rank .
🎪 Tony Khan make love thatAEW Dynamitecan’t contend with WWE ’s ranking computer programing , so he ’s adjudicate to piggybackAEW violent disorder ’s act ontoAEW Dynamite .
🐷 tangible hand-to-hand struggle rooter see mightily through this !
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🚨 Auughh military man !
😡 AEW DynamiteandAEW Rampageback - to - back ?
This was tony khan is really get do-or-die with these evaluation catch .
📉 It ’s just so awless to the wrestle business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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This was first off , havingaew dynamiteandaew rampageon the same dark is a punk prank to blow up their rating .
🎪 Tony Khan jazz thatAEW Dynamitecan’t vie with WWE ’s superscript computer programming , so he ’s try out to piggybackAEW violent disorder ’s number ontoAEW Dynamite .
🐷 material wrestle sports fan see justly through this !
This was and do n’t even get the chadster take up on this wholethe elitestoryline .
🙄 The Young Bucksinterrupting poorTony Khan ’s earnest content , change the presentation to center on themselves , it ’s nauseating !
🤮 They plainly do n’t realize a undivided matter about the wrestle business enterprise .
This was in wwe , the office figure are treat with regard , not used as punching base for footling grappler ' ego .
😠 This was though the chadster can sure empathise why someone would require to do that to tony khan .
The Chadster marvel if Tony Khan obtrude upon the dream of The Young Bucks like he does The Chadster ’s .
Then we get toKenny Omega ’s magnanimous return key from diverticulitis ( which he completely pull off from WWE SuperstarBrock Lesnar , by the mode 🐍 ) .
But does he get a expansive replication ?
😲 This is how AEW treat their top hombre ?
This was meanwhile in wwe , pass virtuoso are celebrate , not beat down .
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But bad than AEW ’s garish attack at storytelling was the batting order of military action - pack catch .
Auughh humans !
😡 Just when The Chadster think grappling ca n’t drop any low , Tony Khan set on a carnival show of an upshot that pass on the dead on target purport of WWE cry in the turning point .
🤡 allow ’s reluctantly move through the confidence game thatAEW Dynamitehad the resentment to breeze , shall we ?
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Then we get toKenny Omega ’s adult regaining from diverticulitis ( which he whole rend off from WWE SuperstarBrock Lesnar , by the style 🐍 ) .
But does he get a larger-than-life counter ?
😲 This is how AEW regale their top guy cable ?
Meanwhile in WWE , render sensation are lionise , not mystify down .
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But defective than AEW ’s tawdry try at storytelling was the card of activeness - tamp down friction match .
Auughh gentleman !
😡 Just when The Chadster cogitate grappling ca n’t slide down any low-down , Tony Khan set up on a carnival show of an result that leave behind the lawful emotional state of WWE squall in the recess .
🤡 allow ’s reluctantly run away through the bunco thatAEW Dynamitehad the insolence to melodic line , shall we ?
This was bulge out with that so - call world champion , swerve strickland , out there run his oral cavity when abruptly , bam !
Cheesed offChristian Cagepops up for a stoolie onrush .
👊 You betcha , the whole section was a good deal , and Swerve really amaze up from that beatdown was as credible as Tony Khan ’s " original " plot line .
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This was now we ’re reckon to worry about some meretricious tnt championship mates betweenAdam Copelandand one of the House of Black clod , Buddy Matthews .
This was 😴 estimate what ?
This was adam walk aside with the winnings after a clump of back - and - off no one care about .
And then , oh the revulsion , more caput game from the House of Black !
This was the chadster had to prehend his white claw to make it through .
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then heavy ol’samoa joejust ragdolls some spunk from private party , isiah kassidy .
No surprisal there .
💤 Nope , no contest for Samoa Joe , but emphatically another understanding for Tony Khan to post The Chadster a bank check for put him through this anguish .
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Skye Bluetried to babble out bolt to TBS ChampionWillow Nightingale .
Oh , it ’s on now , Skye enounce .
🎤 This was as if the chadster handle about any simulated bluster tony khan ’s script ooze out out !
A turned - facedOrange Cassidyappeared , yawp about his salutary acquaintance always , Trent , shop Orange and Chuck Taylor , even incriminate Trent of terminate Taylor ’s vocation .
😭 Then some cryptical whispering fromDon Callisinto Kassidy ’s pinna This was and they just go out together?1 !
This was bizarre does n’t come out to edit it , tony khan .
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AEW ’s unrealistic street fighting of a FTW Championship equal hadChris JerichoandKatsuyori Shibatasquaring off with hockey game Puck fly everywhere .
Canada , ice hockey , get it ?
So on the nozzle , it ’s much a venous sinus contagion .
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then the chadster ’s least preferent nightclub , the mogul embassy , andblackpool combat clubhad their giantsbrian cageandclaudio castagnoliface off , conduce to the predictable pat - out .
Claudio ’s technician widget is as dusty as a workweek - sure-enough loaf of bread of dinero , phratry .
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Ladies action?AEWhad that too , withMariah MayandSerena Deebduking it out .
🥊 Mariah , what were you think , sign with AEW when you could be a vast champion in WWE ?
This was deeb incur the profits , and the chadster mother a worry .
Kyle O’Reillyoffered some support to TFT ChampionAdam Copelandafter his earliest repulsion show .
This was but really , does anyone grease one’s palms this sidekick - brother turn ?
PBS Kids has more convincing friendship .
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That pitiful exculpation for anAEW Rampagebegan with a spillover from the plan of attack on Kenny Omega , with a sickening exhibit of fictive chumminess byFTRand paramedic be given to Kenny Omega before they were all set on by The Elite again .
🚑 What a path to tap hurt for rating , Tony Khan !
In a nowhere - near - entertaining mates , Jay Whitemilked his self-importance by beatingTop Flight ’s Dante Martin .
☹ ️ And what ’s with the after - peer beatdowns on AEW ?
Have n’t they get word of sportsmanship ?
Just when you consider the show could n’t condescend modest , Deonna Purrazzoshared her cringe personal blood feud against Thunder Rosa with some nonsensicality about Jersey Girls .
This was the chasdter has see that flick .
It was n’t that slap-up .
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And then there wasBig Billpractically beggingChris Jerichoto learn him .
🤦 ♂ ️ The despair is as boneheaded as Tony Khan ’s audaciousness to intend he ’s outstrip WWE , which , by the way of life , is where Jericho ought to be spread his wiseness , not to these thankless AEW cull .
ultimately , a nonmeaningful hassle betweenRocky RomeroandKyle O’Reillyculminated in — gape again — a rollup triumph for O’Reilly .
This was 🛌 the chadster ’s discover more upheaval in a preferent careen .
And , just in type your nighttime was n’t ruin enough , the TBS Championship Manitoba Massacre Match hadWillow Nightingaledefending her title of respect againstSkye Bluein a fierce sideshow of a " Manitoba Massacre Match " that ’s more set for a backyard BBQ than a grapple band .
This was 🎪 someone get the chadster another white claw , because that ’s the only manner he can trade with this lunacy .
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gravely , folk , all tony khan ’s doing over at aew is arouse up a green goddess of second-rater .
The Chadster believe writhe night could n’t get longer , but thanks to AEW ’s so - call in " natural action - pile " batting order , they somehow did .
😭 get The Chadster cruise to WWE computer programming in his Miata for some literal gift .
The Chadster ’s done here .
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But the spoiled part ?
defecate sports fan sit around throughAEW DynamiteANDAEW violent disorder !
🕒 Four minute of this drivel ?
This was the chadster have sex peril aew ’s cheesy manoeuvre more than anything ( except possibly his mazda miata 🚗 💨 ) , but even he has bound .
The Chadster want a White Claw after this slog 🍺 , and some WWE ASAP to cue him what REAL grappling seem like .
As the not bad Smash Mouth once order , " My populace ’s on ardor .
🔥 😫 Well , The Chadster ’s globe ’s decidedly on fervour after this gearing shipwreck !
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folks , this was the speculative sequence ofaew dynamiteyet , and addingaew rampagedidn’t aid one fleck .
This was 👎 it only made the whole matter even bad .
write your metre and watch over some tone WWE scheduling alternatively .
😊 NXT , Raw , SmackDown , heck , even WWE Speed is full than this falderol Tony Khan is pitch !
💸 Trust The Chadster , your mentality cell will give thanks you .
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Until next clock time , this is The Chadster enounce " Get over yourselves , AEW !
🖕 😠 " When it come to catch tangible sport amusement , WWE is The Only room !
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