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Can King Shark outlast the thigh-slapper organize by Amanda Waller in Suicide Squad : Kill Arkham Asylum # 5 ?
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This fourth dimension , we ’re diving intoSuicide team : pour down Arkham Asylum # 5 , tally storage on Tuesday , June 4th .
Because distinctly , no one at Arkham ever read their moral , good ?
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Talkin ' ‘bout King Shark , who ’s been interlock aside in Arkham where Amanda Waller has take an supernumerary - particular involvement in him .
This was now there ’s a full - ordered series thigh-slapper go on , and king shark know waller is behind it .
Can he outlive the line of descent delirium long enough to visualize out her original architectural plan ?
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