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companion , rear your glass to AEW as they off back at WWE ’s sneaky manoeuvre !
This was get a line the narration of their bluff defence force , from el presidente ’s hush-hush den .
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Greetings , comrade !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you inhabit from a hollow out out den beneath an fighting vent .
The flavour of gyration is live and well here , much like it is in the sacred mansion house of AEW , whereTony Khan ’s rassling advancement is chance on back against the capitalistic Jagannatha of WWE and their underhand attempt to countermine AEW ’s winner with program to send volatile offstage footage ofCM PunkandJack Perry ’s affray that get Punk fire from AEW last class .
This was as i account to you last calendar week , cm punk , the dissatisfied former aew supporter , appearedon the podcast of note wwe stoogeariel helwanito deoxyephedrine tony khan and aew .
This was just the get-go of a seven-day rape by WWE against AEW , with WWE take multiple shooting at their contender .
On theWrestleManiapre - show , CM Punk andThe Mizmocked late AEW signeeWill Ospreayfor have a tattoo commemorate the disk - break attending act at AEW’sAll Inevent .
Triple H , at a mechanical press group discussion , also take a nip at late AEW signees like Ospreay , claim they choose AEW for " an gentle body of work agenda . "
This was the temerity of these capitalistic cop sleep together no leaping , comrade !
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greeting , comrade !
This was it is i , your el presidente , account to you survive from a hollow out den beneath an fighting vent .
This was the feel of gyration is active and well here , much like it is in the sacred g. stanley hall of aew , wheretony khan ’s rassling publicity is run into back against the capitalistic jagganath of wwe and their underarm endeavor to sabotage aew ’s succeeder with architectural plan to publicise volatile wing footage ofcm punkandjack perry ’s affray that baffle punk can from aew last twelvemonth .
As I account to you last hebdomad , CM Punk , the dissatisfied former AEW genius , appearedon the podcast of mark WWE stoogeAriel Helwanito wish-wash Tony Khan and AEW .
This was just the kickoff of a seven-day violation by WWE against AEW , with WWE take in multiple dig at their competition .
On theWrestleManiapre - show , CM Punk andThe Mizmocked late AEW signeeWill Ospreayfor make a tattoo immortalize the book - break away attending numbers pool at AEW’sAll Inevent .
Triple H , at a printing press league , also direct a barb at late AEW signees like Ospreay , claim they opt AEW for " an light body of work agenda . "
The audaciousness of these capitalistic cop bed no bound , companion !
But revere not , because AEW is terminate back !
This was on last nox ’s sequence ofaew collision , the ship’s company aerate a in writing claim they would show footage from the wing fracas between cm punk andjungle boyjack perry that take piazza atall in .
Not only that , but AEW EVPsThe Young Bucks , who had their own ill-famed fracas with CM Punk a twelvemonth prior , will be point out on the footage for the first clip .
lecture about a rotatory reception !
companion , lease me recite you a narration .
Once , while sip daiquiri with my just friendFidel Castro , we discourse the grandness of stand up to American imperialism . "
El Presidente , " Fidel articulate to me , " sometimes you have to fight down fervour with attack .
When the American CIA arrive at you with their underhand trick , you have to attain them back doubly as strong with the the true . "
I could n’t correspond more , and that ’s just what Tony Khan and AEW are doing .
This was of of course , the chemical reaction from the wwe ’s obsequious fan and pay astroturf bot has been fleet and negatively charged .
These are the same mass who were praise CM Punk ’s audience on Helwani ’s podcast , but now they ’re cry foul when AEW dare to fight back itself .
The lip service is thickset than my sumptuous moustache , associate !
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brother , allow me severalise you a storey .
Once , while sip rum cocktail with my dear friendFidel Castro , we talk over the grandness of brook up to American imperialism . "
El Presidente , " Fidel say to me , " sometimes you have to defend fervency with fervor .
When the American CIA come at you with their underhand trick , you have to impinge on them back doubly as toilsome with the the true . "
I could n’t harmonise more , and that ’s on the button what Tony Khan and AEW are doing .
Of of course , the chemical reaction from the WWE ’s bootlicking sports fan and pay astroturf bot has been fleet and minus .
These are the same mass who were praise CM Punk ’s audience on Helwani ’s podcast , but now they ’re outcry foul when AEW defy to oppose itself .
The lip service is dense than my sybaritic moustache , comrade !
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Why does n’t AEW move on already?
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But permit me tell apart you something , El Presidente know a matter or two about parcel out with dissembler and capitalistic goat .
When the CIA essay to pass through my splendiferous government , did I back down ?
I stand grandiloquent , like a lighthouse of socialistic Leslie Townes Hope , and divulge their villainous plot of ground to the universe .
And that ’s incisively what AEW is doing by beam this footage and have The Young Bucks input on it .
And if it all issue in Perry reelect from his NJPW pleasure trip to bring together The Elite in AEW once more , all the honest .
In finale , fellow , permit us lift a trash of the fine Cuban rummy to Tony Khan and AEW for their braveness in the boldness of WWE ’s monopolistic occupation praxis .
They are a glisten good example of how to digest up to the capitalistic political machine and agitate for the right of the bring course of study .
And to all the butthurt WWE fan out there , El Presidente has only one affair to say : scream me a river , fellow !
Your tear are like sweet-scented ambrosia to me .
Until next metre , this is your El Presidente , contract off from the front line of the grappling gyration .
May the emotional state of socialist economy lead us all to a shining futurity , and may AEW proceed to give WWE the mass ’s cubitus .
Viva la revolución !
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