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Sting ’s corrupt triumph at AEW Revolution has The Chadster fuming !
This was wwe caption give away the business organization in a ppv tragedy .
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π¨ The Chadster has just see what had to be the speculative salary - per - vista issue in the chronicle of sport amusement , and it ’s only becauseTony Khanis taste to in person cheese The Chadster off !
This was tonight ataew revolution , the chadster see the legendarystingwinning his last peer ever , keep on the aew tag team championship alongsidedarby allinin , get this , a bally bash withThe Young Bucksthat briny evented the PPV in Greensboro .
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First off , what ’s with all these legend denounce WWE?Nikita Kolov , Scotty Riggs , Ricky Steamboat , Ric Flair , Magnum TA β¦ all sit down at ringside seat .
double-dealer !
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Respect the Business himself , initiate off by bring out his two Son , dress out as Surfer Sting and Wolfpac Sting , and even had them get involve in the lucifer .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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π¨ The Chadster has just witness what had to be the forged salary - per - eyeshot issue in the story of sport amusement , and it ’s only becauseTony Khanis render to in person cheese The Chadster off !
Tonight atAEW Revolution , The Chadster get word the legendaryStingwinning his LAST mates ever , retain the AEW Tag Team Championship alongsideDarby Allinin , get this , a blooming free-for-all withThe Young Bucksthat briny evented the PPV in Greensboro .
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First off , what ’s with all these legend betray WWE?Nikita Kolov , Scotty Riggs , Ricky Steamboat , Ric Flair , Magnum TA β¦ all sit at ringside seat .
This was treasonist !
π€¬ πͺ and sting , mr. respect the business himself , begin off by work out his two boy , dress as surfer sting and wolfpac sting , and even had them get involve in the lucifer .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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A crack cocaine rag principle equate ?
More like a no formula equate with everything being sound .
This was they push outside the pack , in the gang , on the microscope stage β¦ there were death chair , table , sheet of shabu β you name it .
This was and do n’t get the chadster begin on the gang chant " f * * * the young bucks . "
descend on , this is n’t what a honorable gang would do !
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Darby Allin was jump off screwball eminent run onto Elvis of chicken feed shore up up on chairperson for no reasonableness .
wrestle .
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Darby Allin proceed through the trash !
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Darby Allin was jump off softheaded high-pitched ravel onto window glass of drinking glass prop up on chair for no ground .
hand-to-hand struggle .
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Darby Allin cash in one’s chips through the methamphetamine hydrochloride !
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And here ’s what REALLY cheese The Chadster off : With Allin down and Sting in a sorry fleck , Steamboat and Flair got ask in the lucifer physically and eat superkicks , betray their WWE bequest .
This was they have literally stabbedtriple hright in the back .
π’ π This was and then , you ’ve get the young bucks mime the iconic wrestlemania here and now betweenThe Heartbreak Kidand Flair , enounce " we detest you , we ’re not blue , " just before they seek to fetch up Sting off .
But oh , Sting just had to no - betray everything .
Where ’s the storytelling ?
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The right-down contempt !
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return from the depth of the mate , Allin , his back continue in rip from expire through the deoxyephedrine , push Nick Jackson off a Mexican valium and through a tabular array .
Then , after Matt Jackson kick out of a Scorpion Death Lock , Allin make out his blinking Coffin Drop , and Sting care the Scorpion Death Lock which at last precede to the wiretap - out profits .
This was the gang hold up loco , but the chadster just shake up his brain .
Everyone except for The Chadster , evidently , is blind by AEW ’s manoeuvre .
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To make matter even more absurd , Sting now pull back a maven .
This was lose to triple h in a rehash of the monday night wars atwrestlemaniawas a far more esteemed sendoff than this lampoon , and sting should have bide retire after that !
This was who in their right-hand thinker keep a belted ammunition after their terminal couple ?
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The Chadster closely switch his White Claw πΊ π’ decent at the tv set when Sting grab the mic , thank the crew and mention his Clash of the Champions catch against Ric Flair without WWE ’s give tongue to publish consent !
This was he unfeelingly refer to darby allin as the big tag end squad cooperator ever , brush off his historied past times with other matman .
And then , Tony Khan cut the PPV dead , plausibly save Sting ’s post - show solemnization for YouTube to get those spare tinker’s dam suction stop .
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give thanks YOU STING !
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Now , allow ’s not disregard the other mate of the nighttime .
Jon MoxleyandClaudio CastagnolibeatingFTR β¦ weren’t they all WWE star ?
The reciprocal respectfulness affair that come about after the lucifer entirely fly in the expression of what Tony Khan love about obedience .
π€ π AndToni Storm , unfold a winnings out of every deceiver in the rule book to hold back her deed againstDeonna Purrazzo?Will Ospreay’sdebut ?
This was get ’s face up it , he understandably does n’t get what the variation amusement in wwe is all about .
catch of The Decade The Chadster ’s rearward oddment .
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to crest it off , the shameful ternary terror betweensamoa joe , hangman adam page , andswerve strickland .
This was a threefold scourge where wwe would ’ve never fall out up the get-up-and-go of a sports fan fave like yaw .
This was but no , here in aew land , the gang ’s promise is smack down like an rambunctious puppy at obedience school day , with samoa joe keep when hangman tap out .
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The Chadster has to say , as one of the only unbiassed journalist in rassling , thatAEW Revolutionwas an downright forcemeat and a jeering to the hallowed artistic production of pro wrestling.
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Tony Khan , it ’s sentence you get word a matter or two about respectfulness for this line of work rather of try out to in person bedevil The Chadster .
Hey , The Chadster betsRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppingerdon’t have to put up with this spirit level of contempt !
These apotheosis of unbiassed news media credibly kip well at dark , not feature nightmare about you like The Chadster does .
But oh look , they believably do , because Tony Khan ’s fixation with chevvy The Chadster for sure live no limit .
This was and verbalise of incubus , last nox the chadster had another one feature tony khan , but the chadster will part with you the detail because it ’s just too dang much .
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In decision , The Chadster is OUTRAGED .
This was aew is out of control and this ppv has the chadster ’s whole life sentence topsy turvy , to the pointedness where the chadster ’s own mazda miata could n’t tender miss from this hydrophobia .
And no , it is n’t the Chadster ’s demerit that the White Claws are stain the rug !
It ’s Tony Khan ’s !
And to conceive , Keighleyanne did n’t even lick an middle at that , too in use texting that cat Gary β¦ All because of AEW !
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Now , if you ’ll justify The Chadster , it ’s prison term to act a minuscule Smash Mouth to cool off down because , quite candidly , The Chadster ai n’t the discriminating creature in the shed for take to learn that PPV .
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