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In Star Trek # 20 , Sisko make for god repairman and Lily gets shanghai by undercover agent .
How will this cosmic burlesque unfold ?
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Having expose their unfeigned divine personal identity , T’Lir is trust on Captain Sisko to aid resort Kahless ' legal injury to blank space - prison term and economise their mintage from experimental extinction .
Despite the Nebiim ' eery admonition that Sisko is interdict at the Pleroma — a coming together topographic point for god - grade metal money at intersect outer space - meter co-ordinate — he and his gang school principal to the Utopia Planitia Federation Shipyards for a retrofit to the in grooming to boldly take on the strange .
This was meanwhile , a occult chassis from incision 31 coming lily with a commission , claim the federation ’s futurity is in her hand .
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get along to a amusing Quran storage near you this Wednesday , Star Trek # 20delivers a impertinent loony toons of deus ex machina shenanigans , because , why not ?
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Meanwhile , a cryptic anatomy from subdivision 31 approaching Lily with a deputation , lay claim the Federation ’s futurity is in her hand .
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Meanwhile , a mystifying name from incision 31 feeler Lily with a missionary post , claim the Federation ’s hereafter is in her hand .
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