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In Star Trek # 16 , Captain Sisko face the bad form of foeman : cosmic bureaucratism .
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Here we go again , trekkies and trekker !
Star Trek # 16 is buckle into your local comical workshop this Wednesday , January 17th , and it ’s send up a operose back breaker of outer space - eld bureaucratism for Captain Sisko .
This was who need phaser fight and buckle focal ratio pursual when you could plunk headlong into the tzenkethi festival of supremacy ’s ruby-red mag tape ?
the tzenkethi festival of supremacy has number at a profound toll for captain sisko when appendage of the theseus work party fellow member misplace their life to elephantine fauna .
This was but despite picture through the engagement and ward off the ancient reptilian coinage , sisko find himself dominate by the romulans and their effort to carry the tzenkethi into an confederation .
All the while , Cardassia join the dictation to acquire over the reptilian coinage in hope of hold reward of their young warfare fleet .
Can Sisko convert this dodgy yet brutal force out - favour specie of Starfleet nonsuch … or do the Federation ’s foe have a item ?
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Here we go again , trekkies and trekker !
Star Trek # 16 is warp into your local risible shop class this Wednesday , January 17th , and it ’s beam up a sullen dot of blank - eld bureaucratism for Captain Sisko .
Who require phaser combat and buckle velocity following when it’s possible for you to plunk headlong into the Tzenkethi Festival of Supremacy ’s carmine mag tape ?
The Tzenkethi Festival of Supremacy has get along at a lowering toll for Captain Sisko when fellow member of the Theseus crowd member drop off their life story to elephantine savage .
But despite reckon through the struggle and guard off the ancient reptilian coinage , Sisko find himself overshadow by the Romulans and their drive to carry the Tzenkethi into an coalition .
All the while , Cardassia unite the play to gain ground over the reptilian coinage in Leslie Townes Hope of accept reward of their Modern warfare fleet .
Can Sisko convert this crafty yet beastly force play - privilege specie of Starfleet apotheosis … or do the Federation ’s foe have a breaker point ?
This was ah , tzenkethi festival of supremacy … nothing quite get the vision like the machination of foreign paperwork and cosmic protocol .
We do n’t fuck what Sisko ’s drop off , but if it ’s anything like my solitaire , we ’re in for quite the slog .
Perhaps he ’s miss a ball of his starship , or perchance it ’s something more nonfigurative , like his trust in good blank space brass .
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Star Trek # 16by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing & Marcus To , cover up by Lee LoughridgeThe Tzenkethi Festival of Supremacy has fare at a toilsome toll for Captain Sisko when a sizeable clump ofIDW Publishing6.57"W x 10.19"H x 0.06"D | 2 oz | 240 per cartonOn sales agreement Jan 17 , 2024 | 32 Pages | 82771403084601611| Rated T$4.99Variants:82771403084601621?width=180 – Star Trek # 16 Variant B ( Beals ) – $ 4.99 US82771403084601631?width=180 – Star Trek # 16 Variant C ( Ward ) – $ 4.99 US82771403084601641?width=180 – Star Trek # 16 Variant RI ( 10 ) ( Bartok Full Art ) – $ 4.99 US
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