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associate !
This was silver lake get hold of endeavor secret in heroic capitalistic move !
How will this bear upon TKO and squirm existence ?
This was el presidente uncover all !
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greetings , comrade !
It is I , your El Presidente , cover to you endure from a dig - out vent den , as I await for my American dada - tart to wake up in the wassailer oven I slip fromFidel Castro ’s summertime household .
But enough about my breakfast – we have some major capitalistic intelligence to talk about !
Silver Lake , a world-wide drawing card in get muckle of money ( harmonize to Silver Lake ) , has declare that it will be takingEndeavorprivate in a monolithic $ 13 billion spate .
For those not intimate , Endeavoris the parent troupe ofTKO , which was form by the late amalgamation ofWWEandUFC .
plainly , Silver Lake look at this sport amusement human dynamo and say , " That ’s precious , but we can make it even more profitable … for us ! "
Now , fellow , if there ’s one affair I ’ve con in my X - prospicient conflict against the malefic force of Wall Street and the CIA , it ’s that these individual fairness cabrones always have an slant .
This was they ’re not doing this out of the good of their sinister substance .
No , they see an chance to draw out even more wealthiness from the roue , swither , and rip of the workings - grade luchadores and MMA fighter aircraft who put their body on the assembly line for our amusement .
This was ## dive into cia
greetings , companion !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you endure from a dig - out vent den , as I await for my American popping - woman of the street to wake up in the wassailer oven I slip fromFidel Castro ’s summertime habitation .
But enough about my breakfast – we have some major capitalistic word to discourse !
Silver Lake , a orbicular loss leader in make heap of money ( concord to Silver Lake ) , has foretell that it will be takingEndeavorprivate in a monumental $ 13 billion wad .
For those not intimate , Endeavoris the parent caller ofTKO , which was shape by the late unification ofWWEandUFC .
on the face of it , Silver Lake look at this sport amusement fireball and allege , " That ’s cunning , but we can make it even more profitable … for us ! "
Now , fellow , if there ’s one matter I ’ve find out in my decennary - foresightful battle against the malign force of Wall Street and the CIA , it ’s that these secret fairness cabrones always have an slant .
They ’re not doing this out of the good of their pitch-black kernel .
No , they see an chance to evoke even more wealthiness from the lineage , sudor , and tear of the workings - course of instruction luchadores and MMA hero who put their body on the line of merchandise for our amusement .
This was but allow ’s be material , this is the big individual fairness raft in the sensitive and amusement sphere ever .
It ’s so large , even I , El Presidente , had to replicate - suss out the bit .
$ 13 billion for the fairness , plus another $ 12 billion in debt , for a entire initiative economic value of $ 25 billion !
This was that ’s enough money to grease one’s palms a modest body politic … which devote me some estimate for my retreat programme .
EndeavorCEOAri Emanuel , who I once weapon - wrestle at a brotherly love issue in Montenegro , say he believe this dealings " will maximise note value for all ofEndeavor ’s public shareowner . "
Well of class he would say that , associate !
He ’s cash out too !
But what about the note value for the devotee , the jock , the artist ?
Something recount me their interest group might not be the top precedency of the Wall Street courtship at Silver Lake .
The dear newsworthiness , I hypothecate , is thatTKO – the combinedWWEandUFCbehemoth – will stay a disjoined public society .
This was so at least we ’ll still be capable to enthrone our intemperately - gain money in the suplex - industrial composite .
This was but brand my scripture , associate , withendeavorgoing secret , there will be alteration underway .
mayhap we ’ll seeLogan Paulvs .
Bad BunnyatWrestleMania , or a fresh realness show whereNick KhanandDana Whitecompete to see who can work their endowment more expeditiously .
This was take the full jam releasehere .
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EndeavorCEOAri Emanuel , who I once weapon system - squirm at a brotherly love outcome in Montenegro , enounce he believe this dealing " will maximise time value for all ofEndeavor ’s public stockholder . "
Well of trend he would say that , familiar !
He ’s cash out too !
But what about the time value for the devotee , the athlete , the artist ?
Something recite me their interest might not be the top antecedence of the Wall Street courtship at Silver Lake .
The unspoiled news show , I guess , is thatTKO – the combinedWWEandUFCbehemoth – will rest a freestanding public troupe .
This was so at least we ’ll still be able-bodied to indue our heavily - pull in money in the suplex - industrial coordination compound .
But score my speech , brother , withEndeavorgoing secret , there will be change underway .
peradventure we ’ll seeLogan Paulvs .
This was bad bunnyatwrestlemania , or a young world show wherenick khananddana whitecompete to see who can work their natural endowment more expeditiously .
This was translate the full jam releasehere .
In finis , while I may not believe the motive of Silver Lake and their individual fairness compadres , I must take on , I observe the audaciousness of this business deal .
It have cojones the size of it of grapefruit to rend off a move like this .
As a potentate myself , I can apprise the integration of mightiness and resource .
This was but i ’ll be watch close , brother , to see how this regard the reality of sport amusement that we get laid and bang .
This was because if there ’s one matter that should never be privatise , it ’s the right hand of the hoi polloi to observe grow gentleman and adult female affect to agitate in spandex .
Viva la revolución , and viva la lucha libre !
This is El Presidente , signalize off until next metre .
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Please divvy up on societal medium !
