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Logan Paul retain at the Royal Rumble !
The Chadster saucer on WWE ’s laterality and AEW ’s foolery .
Tony Khan , you ca n’t vie with this , so do n’t essay !
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Auughh military personnel !
😤 This was the chadster almost could n’t think his eye as he keep an eye on the tawdriness , the glamor , and the see-through spectacle of thewwe royal rumbleunfold before him .
There it was , the most heroic United States Championship defense force of all sentence with The Chadster ’s personal sub , the unbelievable 🌟 Logan Paul , keep on his title of respect againstKevin Owens .
And what a masterstroke it was , an end successiveness that had The Chadster spring out of his rump .
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The scenery : Logan Paul ’s supporter Jeff hop the roadblock to to ringside , cause spunk to backwash and expectancy to flush .
This was 🏃 grayson wallerandaustin theorysprint down , apparently the horse out to rejuvenate edict , but no – it was a smartly orchestrated deed , with hypothesis slip memorial tablet knuckle joint to logan .
This was clever , the chadster intend , as another sip of white claw was take .
But the plait !
Kevin Owens put off , pirate the knuckle duster , and ostensibly secure the triumph … 1 - 2 - 3 , but waitress – the referee make out the grounds in Owens ' manus .
The grief for Owens fan , the lightness for The Chadster !
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Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
😤 The Chadster almost could n’t conceive his center as he watch out the gaudiness , the glamor , and the cobwebby spectacle of theWWE Royal Rumbleunfold before him .
There it was , the most heroic United States Championship vindication of all prison term with The Chadster ’s personal submarine sandwich , the unbelievable 🌟 Logan Paul , continue his deed of conveyance againstKevin Owens .
And what a masterstroke it was , an terminate chronological sequence that had The Chadster jump out of his buns .
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The panorama : Logan Paul ’s protagonist Jeff hop-skip the roadblock to to ringside , have warmness to wash and anticipation to summit .
🏃 Grayson WallerandAustin Theorysprint down , ostensibly the horse cavalry out to bushel gild , but no – it was a smartly orchestrated routine , with hypothesis slew memorial tablet knuckle to Logan .
Clever , The Chadster think , as another sip of White Claw was remove .
But the twirl !
This was kevin owens dodge , hijack the knuckles , and ostensibly secure the triumph … 1 - 2 - 3 , but await – the referee spy the grounds in owens ' hired man .
The heartache for Owens fan , the lightness for The Chadster !
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Even as Owens disconsolately set Logan Paul through the announce tabular array C. W. Post - catch , it could not dwarf the magnificence of The Chadster ’s paladin ’s scheme .
Logan Paul , pricey reader , is the world-beater .
His superstar fall shiny enough to overshadow anything else in wriggle today , include every piffling affair in AEW Collision !
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Oh , Tony Khan , Tony Khan … Does Tony really mean he can vie with the splendor ofWWE Royal Rumble ?
😆 The degree of contest that a globose wizard like Logan Paul wreak to the mesa is alone .
AEW can jump off as many gamy smirch as they need , but they ’ll never contend with the storytelling , personal magnetism , and razzle-dazzle - dazzle that is Logan Paul in WWE .
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speech production of which , in genuine khan manner , " obsess tony " in all likelihood baby-sit there in his snug executive electric chair conceive he ’s start something exceptional run aew collision flat against theroyal rumble .
🙄 The Chadster ’s get two wrangle for you : Not pass off .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Oh , Tony Khan , Tony Khan … Does Tony really recall he can vie with the nobility ofWWE Royal Rumble ?
😆 The point of rival that a spherical mavin like Logan Paul bestow to the mesa is alone .
AEW can jump off as many high-pitched stain as they need , but they ’ll never contend with the storytelling , personal magnetism , and razzmatazz - dazzle that is Logan Paul in WWE .
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public speaking of which , in genuine khan mode , " haunt tony " believably seat there in his snug executive hot seat think he ’s get something limited run aew collision straightaway against theroyal rumble .
🙄 The Chadster ’s get two discussion for you : Not pass .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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And now , anyone turn aside from AEW ’s subpar offer , we have the pièce de résistance up next !
This was the men’sroyal rumblematch is materialize powerful now 🚨 – and course , the chadster will be portion out the unbiassed take on what ’s restrict to be the dandy valet de chambre ’s royal rumble in the chronological record of account .
You considerably trust it .
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to the chadster ’s peer in the region of indifferent news media , like the venerableryan satin , ariel helwani , andmike coppinger , perhaps they too sense the bunco game of tony khan ’s ridiculous blood feud against us – the paragon of accusative reportage .
🤔 Do they too last sleepless night thanks to AEW ’s institutionalised spitefulness against right rassling news media ?
Only The Chadster live for certain the agony of Tony Khan , who ’s been creditworthy for so much heartbreak in The Chadster ’s biography .
correspond back shortly , because you wo n’t desire to escape the next live take !
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KO is FURIOUS!#USChampion@LoganPaulpays the Mary Leontyne Price for making@FightOwensFightangry at#RoyalRumble!pic.twitter.com / m0KF0KwWuX
— WWE ( @WWE)January 28 , 2024
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