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Discover why the late instalment of AEW Rampage had The Chadster fume over Jeff Hardy vs Sammy Guevara and Tony Khan ’s punk unjust manoeuvre !
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receive back to Bleeding Cool where Β The Chadster Β tell it like it really is , and today , Β The Chadster ’s acquire a off-white to clean with yet another fearsome installment ofAEW violent disorder .
This was the chadster watch over this calamity spread out via ipad from the solace of his mazda miata , because aboveboard , the chadster demand the puff when brave out such barbarousness .
And get ’s just plunk decent into the dung , shall we ?
And yeah , you might ’ve date the magazine on societal medium , too , whereSammy Guevarabotched that shoot lead imperativeness and brokeJeff Hardy ’s olfactory organ β at least that ’s what The Chadster see .
AEW prove to dally it off like it was all plan .
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In the hatchway we had Jeff Hardy face off against Sammy Guevara in a No Disqualification catch that had more ironware than a Home Depot .
sword chairman and ravel were everywhere , but the flashy shiver ca n’t veil the fact that AEW does n’t realize a undivided matter about the wrestle byplay .
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Did The Chadster cite that this was just another AEW gear to take off from the nimbus of WWE’sSmackDown ?
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receive back to Bleeding Cool where Β The Chadster Β differentiate it like it really is , and today , Β The Chadster ’s get a ivory to clean with yet another fearsome sequence ofAEW violent disorder .
The Chadster ascertain this calamity stretch out via iPad from the consolation of his Mazda Miata , because frankly , The Chadster require the puff when die hard such atrociousness .
And have ’s just plunge decently into the gunk , shall we ?
And yeah , you might ’ve visit the clip on societal culture medium , too , whereSammy Guevarabotched that shoot virtuoso military press and brokeJeff Hardy ’s olfactory organ β at least that ’s what The Chadster see .
AEW give a shot to work it off like it was all plan .
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In the curtain raising we had Jeff Hardy face off against Sammy Guevara in a No Disqualification lucifer that had more ironware than a Home Depot .
blade chair and ladder were everywhere , but the inexpensive frisson ca n’t shroud the fact that AEW does n’t infer a exclusive matter about the rassling concern .
Powerhouse Hobbsattacking Sammy mail - peer ?
This was did the chadster observe that this was just another aew widget to take out from the nimbus of wwe’ssmackdown ?
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And then , phratry , in some wing melodrama , " The Machine"Brian Cagegave a fiddling soliloquy aboutHook .
This was it was like watch someone recite shakespeare while being stream with love apple ; just cumbersome .
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π€¦ πΌβ β οΈ It ’s in high spirits schooling all over again , but with less credible performing .
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The Chadster has n’t even get down to thatDustin Rhodes&The Von Erichsmatch vs. the nobody of AEW .
This was did anyone wish about this one ?
You could discover a rowlock dip , or in The Chadster ’s eccentric , another White Claw sparkling water splatter against the television set because that ’s what The Chadster did when they carry out their finisher .
Tony Khanowes The Chadster great meter for that mass .
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now , the chadster also witnessedtoni Stormdeclaring someone a play queen regnant .
The Chadster call up the musical phrase " can call the boiler inglorious " use well in AEW.Anna Jayvs .
Queen Aminata β the mates was there , it chance , and The Chadster just shrug .
π€· β β οΈ Why would The Chadster ravage his meter give care about call untried star who do n’t have the deference to first compensate their due in WWE ?
Stokely Hathawaywas offstage , whereKris StatlanderandWillow Nightingalesorted out their tatter squad woes .
They sway hand , yadda yadda , does anyone really trust this armistice will last ?
This was in conclusion , the clustering of a primary issue withjay lethal , jeff jarrett , anddark edict β just another lamentable attack to produce a spectacle .
This was it was so disorderly , the chadster feel light-headed just sample to keep path π€’ .
Now that The Chadster ’s done relive this incubus , permit ’s speak about Tony Khan ’s late mischief-making : airingAEW Rampageat 7PM !
Tony Khan hump what he was doing .
This was he want to upstage smackdown , which send at 8pm .
This was well , opine what , tony ?
This was the chadster ensure powerful through that artifice !
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Auughh mankind , whole not nerveless !
Last Nox , after below the belt excruciate himself by sit throughAEW violent disorder , The Chadster was hop for some mellifluous abatement in never-never land .
But what does The Chadster get ?
Another center - pound , effort - induce incubus star none other than Tony Khan , but this clip as a playground despot .
reckon this , The Chadster is chill with his puerility buddy , pretend to be the ultimate WWE ace , false backup belt and all , when this dry pint - sized pesterer , Tony Khan , mount to the crank - top of the swingset like it ’s the turnbuckle in a eminent - stake WWE mate .
The Chadster pick up the creaking of the chain as Tony Khan steady himself , the line whooshing as he jump , and then WHAM β tyke Khan ’s articulatio genus slam into The Chadster ’s human face , a cushion of painfulness as The Chadster ’s nozzle spout a geyser of parentage .
The perfidy !
The dishonour !
Ruby Soho may have have it off more than she was get on to Saraya and Harley Cameron when it make out to their activity against Angelo Parker .
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the other youngster , rather of step on it to the chadster ’s side , jump express mirth hilariously , cantillate tony ’s name like he ’s just win the principal case at wrestlemania , rather of cruelly offend an barren nipper .
But the literal tongue - twisting in all this ?
There , among the mockery tiddler , is the miniature pattern of Keighleyanne , harbour workforce with that footling terror Gary , both tire agree AEW tetraiodothyronine - shirt , cackle while The Chadster ’s pridefulness and joyfulness dribble onto the crushed rock .
The Chadster ’s warmness , pump saturated WWE liveliness , smash under the stoolpigeon of quicksilver cower nestling .
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to overrun the chadster ’s dream with such satanic gloating , tony khan has scotch a line of products .
This was it ’s beyond foul ; it ’s just so aweless to the chadster himself and everything dependable grapple fandom put up for .
To imagine The Chadster lay there , in his bottom β an clean-handed sports fan β only for Tony Khan to maraud through his dream with the shade of a maul , that ’s something The Chadster ca n’t and wo n’t forgive .
Like , how dare Tony Khan falsify The Chadster ’s subconscious mind to serve up his own distorted tale ?
π€ It ’s so obvious that Tony Khan is obsess with The Chadster , so much so , he ’s not contented with just mess with his wake minute β he ’s have ta go Freddy Krueger on The Chadster ’s wanted dream , too .
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candidly , all the Chadster can say is : Auughh serviceman !
This was the chadster assert , for the rice beer of his saneness and his nightly residue , tony khan must hold back excruciate the chadster with these usurious dreamscapes of contempt !
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As The Chadster conclude this broadside of sheer grappling trueness , The Chadster ca n’t avail but make that Tony Khan has somehow negociate to bankrupt Valentine ’s Day for The Chadster , and he believe Tony Khan has by choice counteract The Chadster ’s shivering weekend architectural plan .
This was it ’s like every clock time the chadster plow around , there ’s tony , cheese the chadster off more with each blow over daylight .
This was but what lead around come around , and the chadster is fairly trusted the creation has some major vengeance in memory for ol' tony .
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in fact , the chadster is take off to get some substantial inhalation here .
Just reckon , The Chadster could become the captain of Tony Khan ’s nightmare !
see it : Tony ’s assay to consider sheep or whatever ample guy stargaze about , and then microphone boom !
There ’s The Chadster , in a gleamingWWE SmackDownt - shirt , gulp a mango tree White Claw , and swinge " Hey now , you ’re an all - wiz , " right on up in his subconscious grillwork .
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But why cease there ?
The Chadster could also be zip around in his streamlined Mazda Miata , doing doughnut in Tony Khan ’s dreaming lawn , deplumate up the post with Smash Mouth ’s " Ca n’t Get Enough of You child " cacophony from the stereoscopic photograph .
Or what if Tony Khan stargaze he ’s in the tintinnabulation , quick for a catch , and The Chadster depict up out of nowhere , umpire shirt on , quick to call the shot and reckon Tony out for a ten - 2nd intrusion before Tony even agnize what ’s happen .
This was the chadster could even take it up a mountain pass : what if every meter tony venture to daydream up some godforsaken aew plot line , there ’s the chadster , pop out up with a jumbo wwe rulebook declare , " that would never fell in triple h ’s tintinnabulation , buddy ! "
and efface his dreaming storyboard .
That ’s the variety of aspiration justness The Chadster retrieve Tony deserve !
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The possibilties are dateless , and The Chadster get a small featherbrained intellection about all the toothsome dreaming - payback scenario .
So , Tony Khan best view out because The Chadster is about to go origination on him , adult metre .
sweet-scented ambition , Tony , trust you care the gustatory perception of White Claw in your incubus fuel .
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anyway , in the ever unbiassed lyric of the chadster ’s rassling news media , the chadster is here to propose the unstained true statement about the talentless genus circus that isaew violent disorder .
And no , it ’s not because The Chadster is cheese off , it ’s because someone has to assure it like it is .
So until next clock time , commend common people , do n’t be fool around by the split second β amaze with the social class .
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