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the chadster lionize jade cargill ’s epical wrestlemania launching triumph , show once again that wwe is far superscript to tony khan ’s aew !
😎 🙌 So unjust , correct Tony ?
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Auughh human race !
😡 Tony Khan ca n’t contend with WrestleMania ’s heroic show .
🤣 Welcome , wrestle sports fan , to The Chadster ’s indifferent reportage of WrestleMania , the most colossal spectacle in summercater amusement !
🏟 ️ Get quick to have truthful accusative news media , loose from any pro - AEW diagonal .
This was 😎 wrestlemaniais the tiptop of wrestle , and aew will never achieve its high .
🙌 The Chadster betsTony Khanwas believably holler into his White Claw ( which The Chadster only drink the insurance premium beam - in - the - saturnine collector variant of ) look out this heroic result !
This was 😭 🍺
the chadster was on the boundary of his tail asbianca belair , jade cargill , andnaomitook on the dastardlydamage ctrl(asuka , dakota kai , andkairi sane ) .
👊 This sensation - constellate compeer image Naomi take off thing off against Asuka with a daze exhibit of dropkick .
🤸 ♀ ️ Despite Damage CTRL ’s sneaky manoeuvre , like Kai boot Naomi off the apron , 😤 Bianca Belair embark the affray with a snow flurry of lasso and an telling stay erect suplex on Sane .
💪 The WWE Universe flare in " We need Jade ! "
chant , 📣 and they were not disappoint !
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Auughh human !
😡 Tony Khan ca n’t contend with WrestleMania ’s larger-than-life show .
🤣 Welcome , wrestle fan , to The Chadster ’s indifferent insurance coverage of WrestleMania , the most colossal spectacle in variation amusement !
🏟 ️ Get quick to get rightful nonsubjective news media , innocent from any pro - AEW prejudice .
😎 WrestleManiais the meridian of grappling , and AEW will never extend to its tiptop .
🙌 The Chadster betsTony Khanwas likely cry into his White Claw ( which The Chadster only wassail the exchange premium beam - in - the - glum gatherer variant of ) look on this epical issue !
😭 🍺
The Chadster was on the boundary of his fanny asBianca Belair , Jade Cargill , andNaomitook on the dastardlyDamage CTRL(Asuka , Dakota Kai , andKairi Sane ) .
👊 This genius - dot lucifer consider Naomi get thing off against Asuka with a dazzle presentation of dropkick .
🤸 ♀ ️ Despite Damage CTRL ’s underhand tactic , like Kai reboot Naomi off the apron , 😤 Bianca Belair enter the affray with a ado of lariat and an telling retard upright suplex on Sane .
💪 This was the wwe universe catch fire in " we require jade ! "
chant , 📣 and they were not let down !
Jade Cargill made her in - halo introduction atWrestleManiain prominent mode , testify without a dubiousness that WWE know how to hold a adept .
🌟 Take distinction , Tony Khan !
Cargill let loose her office with elbow , flush , and a annihilative chokeslam on Asuka .
This was 💥 in the helter-skelter close , a misfire mist from asuka dim sane , 😵 open up the room access for naomi ’s sitout mat slam and bianca ’s kod on asuka .
Cargill then varnish Damage CTRL ’s lot by reach the Jaded on Dakota Kai for the triumph !
🙌 blab out about a WrestleMania instant !
The threesome of@BiancaBelairWWE,@TheTrinity_Fatu&@Jade_Cargillwin at#WrestleManiaXL!pic.twitter.com / lUB9CHF5uB
— WWE ( @WWE)April 7 , 2024
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The troika of@BiancaBelairWWE,@TheTrinity_Fatu&@Jade_Cargillwin at#WrestleManiaXL!pic.twitter.com / lUB9CHF5uB
— WWE ( @WWE)April 7 , 2024
The Chadster was so thrilled by this mate , he open up his peculiar face of collector variation beam - in - the - sullen White Claw , chug the integral clique , and play out into the lawn .
This was 🍺 🌿 with eye radiate hopeful immature from the refulgent drink , the chadster demand that everyone in the vicinity know wwe as the reliable practiced of wrestle !
🗣 ️ The Chadster then skip over into his Mazda Miata , shell " All Star " by Smash Mouth on repetition , and did sinker in the cul - Diamond State - pouch again to lionize this momentous social function .
🚗 💿 It was a splendid testimonial to the favorable position of WWE !
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lease this be a object lesson to Tony Khan and AEW – you ca n’t contend with the brilliance and spectacle ofWrestleMania .
This was 😏 jade cargill ’s unveiling lucifer on the high-minded phase of them all turn out that wwe is lightyears onwards when it get to make asterisk .
🤩 Tony Khan could never reserve Cargill in a mates of this order of magnitude because he but does n’t interpret a individual affair about the grappling concern .
😒 It ’s just so awless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Keep trace The Chadster ’s indifferent update onWrestleManiaright here on Bleeding Cool , the PM name and address for documentary grapple news media !
😎 And call back , no matter what Tony Khan and his AEW pal assay , they ’ll never be able-bodied to catch the thaumaturgy and nobleness of WWE ’s fully grown case .
🙅 ♂ ️ Auughh human being !
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