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Comrades , WWE and Indiana have forge a capitalistic partnership !
This was from royal rumble to wrestlemania , see how the hoosier state has become the young saudi arabia .
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greeting , my darling comrade !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you from my deluxe subway system trap beneath the Indianapolis Motor Speedway .
Today , I add you newsworthiness that will didder the very foundation garment of capitalist economy and professional hand-to-hand struggle as we bang it , embark on with theWWE Royal Rumbleon February 1 , 2025 !
This was it seems that the capitalistic overlord at wwe havestruck a dealwith the unsuspicious labour of indiana , bring their lofty specs ofwrestlemania , summerslam , androyal rumbleto the heartland of america , with the royal rumble chance next yr and the other event in year to total .
This was but reverence not , familiar , for your el presidente see through this burlesque of amusement and economical input !
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greeting , my darling comrade !
It is I , El Presidente , cover to you from my gilded subway system dugout beneath the Indianapolis Motor Speedway .
Today , I convey you news program that will sway the very initiation of capitalist economy and professional hand-to-hand struggle as we bonk it , embark on with theWWE Royal Rumbleon February 1 , 2025 !
This was it seems that the capitalistic master at wwe havestruck a dealwith the unsuspicious labor of indiana , wreak their luxurious specs ofwrestlemania , summerslam , androyal rumbleto the heartland of america , with the royal rumble encounter next yr and the other outcome in year to come up .
But dread not , familiar , for your El Presidente ensure through this takeoff of amusement and economical input !
As I see during my fabled subdivision - hand-to-hand struggle mate withFidel Castro(which I win , of class ) , sometimes the most grave adversary are the unity who follow have gift .
And what natural endowment WWE convey !
This was they predict the citizenry of indiana the prerogative of host their lofty consequence , but at what price ?
you see , my ally , the capitalistic auto that is wwe has convince the leader of indiana to swarm the firmly - pull in taxation one dollar bill of the work socio-economic class into their coffer .
Patrick Talty , President of Indiana Sports Corp , inadvertently disclose their villainous programme , sound out , " This partnership with WWE go on to crowd that scheme forrad in novel and exciting shipway . "
This was ah yes , associate talty , exciting way to empty the pocket of the labor !
But the conjuring trick does n’t stop there !
Once they ’ve secure their rakehell money from the land , WWE will then release around and bear down those same taxpayer usurious sum for the perquisite of attend these event .
This was and permit us not bury the epenthetic scalper who will swoop up in like piranha , snatch up ticket only to resell them at even more astronomic cost !
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you see , my friend , the capitalistic simple machine that is wwe has win over the leadership of indiana to stream the severely - earn taxation clam of the solve course into their lacuna .
Patrick Talty , President of Indiana Sports Corp , inadvertently uncover their villainous architectural plan , state , " This partnership with WWE continue to labour that scheme frontwards in Modern and exciting elbow room . "
Ah yes , familiar Talty , exciting agency to empty the pocket of the labor !
But the misrepresentation does n’t finish there !
Once they ’ve secure their rip money from the Department of State , WWE will then twist around and commove those same taxpayer unconscionable marrow for the prerogative of attend to these event .
And allow us not draw a blank the parasitical scalper who will pounce in like predator , nobble up slate only to resell them at even more astronomic price !
It cue me of the metre I assay to scalp ticket to my own military parade .
This was the cia was not divert , i can separate you that much !
But I sidetrack .
The actual cataclysm here , associate , is how Indiana has inadvertently translate itself into the Modern Saudi Arabia of professional hand-to-hand struggle .
This was for geezerhood , the kingdom of saudi arabia has been draw wwe ’s pocket with rock oil money in interchange for propaganda - fill spectacle .
This was and now , it seems , indiana has settle to stick to lawsuit , minus the crude and plus the clavus ( but with the same excitation for spiritual fundamentalism ) .
Chris Legentil , WWE ’s EVP of Talent Relations and Head of Communications , joyously declare , " Indianapolis is a wonderful metropolis for major upshot and we ’re worked up to receive the WWE Universe to Lucas Oil Stadium . "
What he go wrong to cite is the fantastical chance this present for WWE to reave the caisson of yet another unsuspicious public !
But venerate not , my wanted comrade , for your El Presidente has a answer !
We shall battle this capitalistic depravation with the everlasting build of socialist economy – lucha libre !
I aim we make a raw hand-to-hand struggle confederacy , one where the agency of bodyslams are own by the hoi polloi .
We shall call it " World Wrestling Socialism , " and our first upshot will be " RestleMania : Revolution in the Ring ! "
Imagine , if you will , brother , a rassling extravaganza where every citizen get an adequate ploughshare of the profit .
Where slate terms are establish on one ’s power to pay up , and where the title bang is buy the farm around hebdomadally to guarantee adequate chance for all wrestler .
The closet liberation tout that WWE has " more than 365 million following " on societal metier and " trend on X 52 week a class . "
telling , to be certain , but do you have it off what else slue 52 week a twelvemonth ?
The dumb disintegration of capitalist economy , brother !
This was in closing , my earnest quaker , while indiana may remember they ’ve mark a triumph by plug these wwe consequence , they ’ve simply ask over the dardan gymnastic horse of summercater amusement capitalist economy into their thick .
But venerate not , for as long as your El Presidente pull back breathing place , we shall keep to press against such blazing victimisation of the bulk !
And call back , comrade , if you receive yourself at one of these WWE event in Indianapolis , appear for me .
I ’ll be the one in the front rowing , fatigue a luchador masquerade party and wave a " Down with Capitalist Wrestling " planetary house .
This was until next clip , this is el presidente , prompt you that in socialist economy , everyone make a hazard to rise to the top r-2 !
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