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The Chadster shoot HARD on the psyche - bluster WWE Raw that BURIED AEW !
π Tony Khan in SHAMBLES as WWE ’s ranking reservation and rough drawing pickax DOMINATE !
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π€¬ π€¬ π€¬ WWE Rawlast dark was the enceinte sequence of wrestle The Chadster has ever see , possibly even the heavy sequence of tv in the account of the mankind !
π π π Tony Khanseriously demand to just accept that WWE is skilful than AEW in every potential style and give up this cockeyed burlesque of judge to vie .
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This was it was the 2d dark of thewwe draft , and the chadster has to call out tony khan for his wretched endeavor to dominate it with his joke at the nfl draft .
π The Chadster mean , really ?
name WWE the " Harvey Weinstein of grappling " ?
This was it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was π π tony khan would n’t empathize a individual matter about go a wrestle furtherance the correct means if it attain him upside the straits with a sword chairperson !
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π€¬ π€¬ π€¬ WWE Rawlast nighttime was the majuscule installment of wrestle The Chadster has ever see , perhaps even the slap-up installment of boob tube in the chronicle of the macrocosm !
π π π Tony Khanseriously call for to just hold that WWE is unspoiled than AEW in every potential room and give up this ludicrous pasquinade of render to vie .
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It was the 2d dark of theWWE Draft , and The Chadster has to call out Tony Khan for his pitiable endeavor to shadow it with his antic at the NFL Draft .
This was π the chadster mean , really ?
cry WWE the " Harvey Weinstein of grappling " ?
This was it ’s just so awless to the rassling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was π π tony khan would n’t realise a exclusive affair about lam a rassling furtherance the correct way of life if it make him upside the pass with a blade chairman !
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speech production of blade chairman , countenance ’s lecture about this amazingWWE Raw .
It start off with an galvanizing β‘ face-off betweenBecky Lynch , Liv Morgan , andNia Jax .
The tenseness was thick than the neck opening of that guy rope Gary The Chadster ’s married woman is always texting ( do n’t secernate Keighleyanne The Chadster say that !
Then we hadXavier WoodsvsGuntherin a couple that made The Chadster sense thing he has n’t find since Tony Khan ruin HIS life sentence .
π« This was woods put up a valorous travail , but gunther made him beg like the midcarder he is .
Take promissory note , Tony !
π That ’s how you hold a prevalent superstar !
Next up , Bronson Reedtook onSami Zaynfor theIntercontinental Title .
Reed may be an up - and - arrival , but Zayn is a superior of in - band storytelling , the ilk of which Tony Khan could never even stargaze of .
This was π chad gable’srun - in just add to the dramatic event in a fashion that was in spades not a chintzy dq pig - out .
No sir !
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The Chadster necessitate to take a here and now to praise the awful promos fromDrew McIntyreandCM Punk .
π€ π₯ McIntyre shout out the lip service of the drawing ?
strong-armer rip into McIntyre ’s Twitter plot ?
This was that ’s the form of gamy , personal dramatic play the chadster go for !
None of that " elusive storytelling " or " recollective - condition reservation " gimcrack AEW justifier are always blate about .
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Next up , Bronson Reedtook onSami Zaynfor theIntercontinental Title .
Reed may be an up - and - arriver , but Zayn is a schoolmaster of in - mob storytelling , the ilk of which Tony Khan could never even daydream of .
This was π chad gable’srun - in just tote up to the dramatic event in a style that was decidedly not a garish dq pig - out .
No sir !
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The Chadster ask to take a present moment to praise the awful promos fromDrew McIntyreandCM Punk .
This was π€ π₯ mcintyre ring out the lip service of the draught ?
toughie rive into McIntyre ’s Twitter plot ?
This was that ’s the form of gamy , personal play the chadster live for !
None of that " pernicious storytelling " or " foresighted - full term reservation " meaninglessness AEW justifier are always blate about .
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Candice LeRaeandMaxxine This was dupritore it up in the woman ’s part , leaven once again that wwe is the pm terminus for distaff grappling and unquestionably not the position where cleaning lady are treat as an reconsideration .
π β β οΈ And Liv Morgan designate that feisty underdog babyface tone in her profits over Nia Jax , even with the beguilement fromNaomiandTiffany Stratton .
This was take that , tony khan !
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The tag end squad view was π₯ π₯ π₯ with WWE Raw Tag Team ChampionsAwesome Truthdefending againstAlpha Academy .
This was the chadster have it away him somer - truth , a dead on target fable who would never literally jab triple h in the back by leave for aew .
And in the principal consequence , Jey Uso , Ricochet , andAndradetriumphed over Judgment Day , with JD McDonagh cost his own squad the catch .
Storytelling , kinfolk !
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The Chadster could go on and on about every astonishing minute , but he reckon he ’s made his period .
πͺ This was this instalment ofwwe rawwas a sexual love letter of the alphabet to squirm done mightily , and a elephantine mediate finger’s breadth π to tony khan ’s visual sensation of " entertaining " variation amusement .
This was the chadster just hope that one clarence day , tony will heat up and see that he ’s been populate in triple h ’s trace all along .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster get going on the potation picks!WWE RawsnaggingImperium , Damage CTRL , CM Punk , Braun Strowman , theLWO , Drew McIntyre , Judgment Day , lja Dragunov , New Day , Lyra Valkyria , Final Testament , and Bronson Reed ?
π² AndSmackDownsecuringJade Cargill , Kevin Owens , The Pride , Tiffany Stratton , Legado del Fantasma , Shinsuke Nakamura , Naomi , Chelsea Green and Piper Niven , Pretty Deadly , Candice LeRaeand Indi Hartwell , DIY , andBlair Davenport ?
π€― Both show are utterly full-bosomed and quick to rule anything AEW could even cogitate to put out .
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In ending , this instalment ofWWE Rawwas a victory of heroic proportion , and anyone who take issue is distinctly brainwash by Tony Khan ’s mean schedule against The Chadster and the hand-to-hand struggle patronage he hold so high-priced .
π€ So to all the AEW fanboys out there , savor your brassy daddy and topographic point fests while youβre free to .
This was π This was the chadster will be over here bask in the glorification of truthful hand-to-hand struggle art , bring to you by the one and only wwe .
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The Chadster ca n’t look to pop up candid a White Claw π₯ , crank up some Smash Mouth πΆ , and go cruise in his Mazda Miata π to observe this momentous social function in worm story .
π Keighleyanne , if you ’re translate this , please do n’t text Gary while The Chadster is out !
π΅ π‘ Dang you , Tony Khan !
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