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In Flash # 6 , Wally ’s on a gamy - stop number pursuit piecing together his tattered world , but who ’s on the bloodline with Stillness ?
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For those of you who ( somehow ) pretermit the " scandalous conclusion " of the last return , you ’re in destiny , because Wally West is still plunk up the piece .
Superspeed cleansing : the most electrifying superhero power since Aquaman ’s telepathic Pisces chat .
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