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Your El Presidente unwrap the hard cash - grab spectacle .
bring together the revelatory read , Comrade !
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The labor weep .
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Ah , Comrade , pull together around , for it ’s your intrepid and slenderly megalomaniac drawing card El Presidente here , come to you live on from my out of sight trap deeply beneath the begild sand of a individual beach that the American CIA still has n’t find .
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The labour cry .
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fanatic has a phenomenal power to tailor-make offering for rooter , " say WWE’sScott Zanghellini .
Ah , but do they have the rotatory feeling to customise a just lodge ?
No Word of God on that yet , familiar .
AndLance Fenstermanof Fanatics case , inebriate to married person with WWE , talk of curating a captivate case for lover .
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" fanatic has a phenomenal power to customise offering for buff , " sound out WWE’sScott Zanghellini .
This was ah , but do they have the rotatory emotional state to customise a just bon ton ?
No Holy Writ on that yet , comrade .
AndLance Fenstermanof Fanatics event , beatify to pardner with WWE , speak of curating a becharm upshot for fan .
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This was now , i do n’t think to be a spoilsport , familiar – after all , who am i to refuse the pure escape of a well - do pot equipment driver ?
But in the thick of this so - call in fandom Zion , have us not miss pot of the lawful spectacle – the inexorable butter churn of capitalist fervour , promotion and betray every apothecaries' ounce of rage you have for your darling wrestle paladin .
And so , as you think over whether to drop your heavily - take in money on a high-up experience or a bare world-wide admission price , recollect that your El Presidente only charge the Leontyne Price of allegiance and obeisance – much more low-priced , no ?
But ah , the proud tale of Americana must be observe .
So heighten your replicate backing belt high-pitched , companion , and as you do , coup d’oeil at the shimmering mirror image and see the rightful ikon of what they stand for : a wonderful creation where every choke coil shot come with a toll shred , and every image - four wooden leg whorl wrick another dollar bill from your pocketbook .
This was until next meter , call back to persist keen , persist doubting , and , above all else , remain radical !
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