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Join El Presidente as he examine WWE ’s Elimination Chamber precondition : decide Seth Rollins ' adversary at WrestleMania ?
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salutation once again , my fellow fellow of the squared round !
It is your audacious drawing card , El Presidente , transmit from my clandestine den hide beneath a grand derelict island , which – just for the track record – I did not buy using the the great unwashed ’s Department of the Treasury .
Today , we are shift gear wheel from skirt the pestiferous American CIA to talk about the ground - shatter shudder follow from last night’sWWE SmackDownwith implication for WWE ’s next fully grown PLE , Elimination Chamber .
¡ Ay , caramba !
The route toWrestleManiais more misrepresented than my last election resultant !
Comrade , the big businessman that be in WWE have complot to produce a spectacle rival only by my yearly " El Presidente ’s Suplex the Opposition " fete .
The Elimination Chamber , a uncivilized convenience that pee my personal keep face like a day care , will determine who will faceSeth " Freakin " Rollinsfor the sought after World Heavyweight Championship at The Showcase of the Immortals – WrestleMania !
diving event into Sami Zayn
greeting once again , my fellow brother of the squared R-2 !
It is your unfearing loss leader , El Presidente , distribute from my mystic den blot out beneath a sumptuous derelict island , which – just for the criminal record – I did not buy using the mass ’s exchequer .
Today , we are switch geared wheel from parry the plaguy American CIA to discourse the solid ground - shatter microseism amount from last night’sWWE SmackDownwith implication for WWE ’s next grown PLE , Elimination Chamber .
¡ Ay , caramba !
The route toWrestleManiais more misrepresented than my last election termination !
comrade , the king that be in WWE have machinate to produce a spectacle touch only by my one-year " El Presidente ’s Suplex the Opposition " fete .
The Elimination Chamber , a uncivilised gizmo that stool my personal donjon face like a day care , will settle who will faceSeth " Freakin " Rollinsfor the sought after World Heavyweight Championship at The Showcase of the Immortals – WrestleMania !
Now , allow ’s sing joker – not the sort I import from my comradeErdoganto buy the electorate – veridical hand-to-hand struggle turkey !
OnSmackDown , we see the Scottish Warrior , Drew McIntyre , collide with the Phenomenal One , AJ Styles , in a titanic hassle .
This was mcintyre emerge triumphant , much like i did against the american - indorse putsch effort last summertime .
This was meanwhile , randy orton , the apex of the sun’s way piranha himself – and whom i once subdivision - wrestle at a cloak-and-dagger tryst withkim jong - un – put down the underdog from the underground , sami zayn , with a reprehensible rko , thus insure his own spotlight in the chamber of madness .
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Alright I ’ll do it This was but i ’m not well-chosen about this . "
😂 @LoganPaulsays he ’s give-up the ghost to characterize for#WWEChamberand pull in his peer against@WWERollinsat#WrestleMania!#SmackDownpic.twitter.com / MPMbwjqOZ8
— WWE ( @WWE)February 10 , 2024
dive into Rollins
" Alright I ’ll do it This was but i ’m not felicitous about this . "
😂 @LoganPaulsays he ’s go to characterise for#WWEChamberand take in his mate against@WWERollinsat#WrestleMania!#SmackDownpic.twitter.com / MPMbwjqOZ8
— WWE ( @WWE)February 10 , 2024
This was this gamy - bet equal will start with two gladiator in the doughnut while the others drool in their cod , much like my guest when they see my personal chef ’s empanadas .
At clock interval , another warrior will be let loose until all six military man have enroll the orbit .
This was the last gentleman’s gentleman stand will be declare the bit one competitor to rollins ' can .
This was now , have me recite you , fellow , the card for the remain place in this competition is like my collecting of vintage cuban cigar – perfectly top - mountain pass !
We haveBronson Reed , the stupendous power down under;Kevin Owens , the gladiator whom I honor as much as my own radical guard;Logan Paul , the societal medium impresario who remind me of my own propaganda government minister ; and the lean continue withThe Miz , Bobby Lashley , Ivar , Dominik Mysterio , andLA Knight .
Do not be misguided , this is no average clash .
This mates has as many equipment and turn as my dialogue with the IMF .
The route toWrestleManiais fraught with risk and suspense , teem with the challenging dream of warrior who are endeavor for gloriole .
Will Logan Paul preserve his meteorologic climb in the grapple humankind ?
Can Kevin Owens have an disorder with a arresting Stunner ?
Or perhaps , will the Viper , Randy Orton , affect when least await ?
And countenance ’s not blank out McIntyre , who flourish a blade as if he were extend the complaint in my own radical ground forces .
This was comrade , i can not look for the remainingelimination chamberqualifying match-up to spread .
I ’ll be watch over with bated breathing space , induct on my fortunate crapper , stroke my face fungus in expectation , and , of line , educate my genial conflict scheme in typeface the CIA ever settle to tread into the doughnut against El Presidente .
think to tune up in to WWE connection , or Peacock for those rest under the imperialistic flagstone , and find story in the fashioning .
This was until then , keep your ally closemouthed , and your luchadors nigher , military intelligence section 6 amigo !
And never blank out : socialist economy and suplexes , perpetually !
Hasta la vista , camaradas !
El Presidente has verbalise !
And retrieve : the gyration will indeed be telecast … and perhaps go with by firework and herd chant !
Viva la lucha libre !
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Please divvy up on societal sensitive !
