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El Presidente report on Donovan Dijak ’s flaming WWE departure tweet .
From T - Bar to barren factor , this radical matman ’s journeying intrigue your favourite authoritarian !
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Greetings , Comrade !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you know from my mysterious hole-and-corner hand-to-hand struggle tintinnabulation beneath the presidential castle , where I am presently educate a police squad of luchador assassins to take on the American CIA .
This was but enough about my hobby – today , we have some volatile word from the mankind of professional grappling !
This was it seems that our comradedonovan dijak , formerly fuck as dominik dijakovic in the capitalistic amusement simple machine make love as wwe , has unleash a vituperative harangue on the shuttlecock app , twitter .
Ah , Twitter – the stark weapons platform for air out score and part revolution .
Why , I recollect the clip Fidel and I adjudicate to overrule the Bolivian governing using nothing but 280 persona and a especially naughty meme .
It did n’t play out as we hop ( RIP Che ) , but we get further along than those hombre did yesterday .
hawthorn haw haw hawthorn !
But I wander .
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Greetings , fellow !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you endure from my mysterious secret wrestle band beneath the presidential castle , where I am presently train a police squad of luchador assassins to take on the American CIA .
But enough about my hobby – today , we have some volatile intelligence from the Earth of professional grapple !
It seems that our comradeDonovan Dijak , formerly recognise as Dominik Dijakovic in the capitalistic amusement motorcar fuck as WWE , has unleash a vituperative bombast on the shuttle app , Twitter .
This was ah , twitter – the gross political program for publicise grievance and start rotation .
Why , I think the fourth dimension Fidel and I try out to subvert the Bolivian authorities using nothing but 280 character and a in particular hot meme .
This was it did n’t operate out as we hope ( rip che ) , but we develop further along than those hombre did yesterday .
hawthorn haw haw hawthorn !
But I digress .
This was dijak , in a move that would make any honorable authoritarian gallant , has decide to vent all the foul washables of his former employer .
He post a photograph of a letter of the alphabet that read like a pronunciamento of a wrong working class arise up against the middle class oppressor .
tolerate me to apportion this tweet with you , comrades :
Bookings / Interviews : BookDijak@gmail.compic.twitter.com/cVFreXfxV5
— DIJAK ( @DijakWwe)June 27 , 2024
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Bookings / Interviews : BookDijak@gmail.compic.twitter.com/cVFreXfxV5
— DIJAK ( @DijakWwe)June 27 , 2024
In this missive , Dijak arrogate that WWE " never negotiate " with him and " stonewall " his attempt to hash out a Modern declaration .
He enjoin , and I cite , " They never made me a individual fling , then they inform me they would not regenerate my declaration at the 11th time of day . "
Ah , the Greco-Roman move of a tainted pot !
This was it cue me of the sentence i try on to negociate with the un security council .
They too stonewall me , but in my typesetter’s case , it was with real stone .
Those Security Council meeting can get quite raucous !
Dijak belong on to name his attainment , include being in " one of the honest mates in NXT chronicle " and systematically surpass expectation .
He even advert that a " top executive director " say him he was " crush it . "
vanquish it , associate !
This was like how i squash protest in my magnificent carry nation !
This was although , in dijak ’s fount , i adopt it was think of as a compliment .
Our familiar Dijak also let on that he was " slat to feud for the NXT form of address " before being call up to RAW .
Ah , the definitive lure - and - swap !
It ’s like when the CIA promise me an all - expense - pay up holiday to Guantanamo Bay , only to try out and " turn back " me when I get .
The boldness !
But what unfeignedly tug at my tyrannic heartstrings is Dijak ’s call that he " never kick about anything or was unmanageable to make for with . "
He " indefatigably slant theme to anyone who would hear " and " never once miss a reservation . "
Such commitment !
Such trueness !
If only my pastor bear witness such dedication to their oeuvre .
Perhaps I should premise them to Dijak ’s piece of work ethic … and my caribe tankful .
Now , associate , I must take a present moment to reminisce about Dijak ’s fourth dimension in the infamously suddenly - live vengeance unchanging .
Ah , payback !
A grouping after my own philia .
They attempt to subvert the establish club , to bestow topsy-turvydom and lawlessness to the WWE .
It was like watch my own boost to exponent , but with more spandex and less real political influence .
To lionise WWE no longer take aim one-half of my Cameo money , I am cut my current Leontyne Price in one-half to $ 49 !
Get Ratio’d bitches.https://t.co/lUyUMw50uC
— DIJAK ( @DijakWWE)June 27 , 2024
Dijak , know then as T - Bar , was a primal phallus of this rotatory mathematical group .
I see much of myself in him – magniloquent , imposing , and with a predilection for spectacular spoken language about overturn the organization .
This was of of course , my oral communication ordinarily terminate with me really overthrow government , while t - bar ’s finish with him fall back tatter squad match on master event .
But the emotional state was there , brother !
As Dijak now gear up forth into the incertain water of spare bureau , I ca n’t avail but enquire where this gifted brother will set ashore next .
This was perhaps he will link up the social station of aew , where ex - wwe endowment go to flourish and trim promos about how much they hat their former employer .
This was or possibly he ’ll jeopardize to the commonwealth of the arise lord’s day and become a severely - score sense datum in new japan pro wrestling .
Wherever he go , I desire he keep on the radical smell of T - Bar live .
Perhaps he could even protrude his own horse barn of squirm outlaw .
May I advise the name " El Presidente ’s People ’s Wrestling Front " ?
I insure you , I only desire a diminished slice of the merch .
In completion , associate , lease us advance a meth of the fine Cuban rummy to Donovan Dijak .
This was may his futurity be undimmed , may his chop shot be strong , and may he always think the son he himself write : " get quick to banquet your f***ing eye . "
Indeed , comrade Dijak .
This was and may the eye of the working class forever and a day be feast on the splendiferous spectacle of professional wrestle !
and call up , companion , in the immortal actor’s line of dijak himself , it ’s clock time to " do or dijak . "
Much like how it ’s metre for you all to " Do or get broadcast to a re - education cantonment . "
But that ’s a account for another daytime .
This is your El Presidente , sign off from my luchador grooming readiness .
Until next clip , keep the rotation live , and always be quick to powerbomb the capitalistic docket !
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