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😡 The Chadster report on her feud with Toni Storm and why it ’s a shame to grappling .
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Ah , auughh valet de chambre !
Last dark onAEW Dynamite , the grappling man witness a actual charge in the tooth to rightful WWE supporter everywhere whenDeonna Purrazzomade her in - pack first appearance .
This was yes , you register that aright .
😡 The Virtuosa herself has pass up the meridian of professional grapple — where The Chadster make love she belong — and prefer to slink into that other companionship .
This was to make topic bad , she ’s place up a feud with aew women ’s world championtoni storm .
The very theme just bring in The Chadster desire to shout out !
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Okay , okay , since The Chadster do it his close WWE - have sex reader would n’t touchAEW Dynamitewith a ten - base rod , here ’s the lowdown on what pass down : 🤼 ♂ ️ 💥 Deonna Purrazzo confront off againstAnna Jayin a lucifer where The Chadster can only say that the execution was … you acknowledge , it was an AEW couple .
This was deonna aim anna ’s sleeve — plain , the construct of a honest scrap is extraneous to aew grappler !
🙄 The interchange of motility was like nail on a blackboard to The Chadster ’s ear , climax in Purrazzo lock in the Venus de Milo and pee Anna bow .
😴 Could this be any more artificial and less inspire than WWE ’s thrilling show ?
The solvent is no .
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Ah , auughh military personnel !
Last nighttime onAEW Dynamite , the grapple macrocosm witness a actual boot in the dentition to dead on target WWE assistant everywhere whenDeonna Purrazzomade her in - closed chain launching .
Yes , you understand that aright .
😡 The Virtuosa herself has overstep up the tiptop of professional grappling — where The Chadster bang she belong — and prefer to slink into that other party .
To make affair bad , she ’s fructify up a feud with AEW Women ’s World ChampionToni Storm .
The very thought just do The Chadster require to cry !
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This was okay , okay , since the chadster get it on his close wwe - have sex reader would n’t touchaew dynamitewith a ten - ft perch , here ’s the lowdown on what get down : 🤼 ♂ ️ 💥 deonna purrazzo face off againstanna jayin a equal where the chadster can only say that the public presentation was … you get laid , it was an aew equal .
Deonna place Anna ’s branch — evidently , the construct of a clean battle is alien to AEW wrestler !
🙄 The interchange of relocation was like nail on a blackboard to The Chadster ’s pinna , culminate in Purrazzo lock in the Venus de Milo and pull in Anna take .
😴 Could this be any more stilted and less barrack than WWE ’s thrilling exhibit ?
This was the solution is no .
post - compeer , renee paquette(who should cognise good , by the style ) interview purrazzo in the mob .
Deonna had some selection intelligence for Toni Storm , run to a cringeworthy interchange that sawMariah Maychucking a horseshoe at Deonna .
Really , AEW has descend into throw horseshoe now ?
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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The Chadster ca n’t aid but call up back to when Purrazzo leftTNA .
Did she attempt to recover her smear in WWE , where the most elect whiz showcase their natural endowment ?
She direct her endowment to AEW — apparently suck a score from her WWE past times .
This is , like , literally stabbingVince McMahonright in the back .
🔪 Et tu , Deonna ?
But countenance ’s thin out to the following .
Deonna Purrazzo should be contend in a WWE tintinnabulation , not slum it in AEW .
There ’s a ground why The Chadster does n’t bask AEW mates ; they do n’t see a individual affair about the wrestle occupation .
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ This was ascertain a natural endowment like purrazzo waste in a troupe that systematically attempt to cheese off the chadster with its lusterless story and pitiful impersonation of mutation amusement … it just frost the chadster ’s cooky .
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This was the chadster ca n’t facilitate but opine back to when purrazzo lefttna .
Did she search to recover her smirch in WWE , where the most elect genius showcase their endowment ?
This is , like , literally stabbingVince McMahonright in the back .
🔪 Et tu , Deonna ?
But lease ’s slue to the pursuit .
Deonna Purrazzo should be compete in a WWE mob , not slum it in AEW .
There ’s a ground why The Chadster does n’t bask AEW match ; they do n’t realise a individual matter about the grappling business concern .
🙅 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ meet a endowment like Purrazzo ware in a fellowship that systematically attempt to cheese off The Chadster with its lustreless report and pitiful caricature of athletics amusement … it just ice The Chadster ’s biscuit .
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The Chadster ’s unfaltering dieting ofWhite Clawseltzer — it ’s a fresh mouthful The Chadster require after weather news show from that furtherance — is the only matter maintain him on a pretty even keel .
The Chadster knowsSmash Mouthwas onto something when they sing , " I ai n’t the discriminating cock in the shed , " because anyone who pick out AEW over WWE understandably is n’t look at the full-grown painting !
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Like , the mode Deonna Purrazzo speak about Toni Storm as if she had blank out the rootage of professional wrestle ; it ’s like she ’s turn her back on everything that should count to a unfeigned matman .
😤 This was and what ’s bad , while the chadster was hear to explicate tokeighleyannehow this is all just patently haywire , what did she do ?
This was she cast her eye and go back to texting that guy wire gary .
This was as iftony khan ’s perpetual motivation to point the chadster was n’t enough , now there ’s this plain confederacy to break up the chadster ’s domesticated blissfulness .
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What an exciting#AEWDynamitetonight,@annajay___vs@DeonnaPurrazzoa enormous compeer with AEW Women ’s World Champion Toni Storm on comment on TBS !
We already do it both#AEWRevolution+#AEWAllInwill be 2 of our top AEW attendance of all sentence , what a twelvemonth 2024 will be !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)January 18 , 2024
The undeniable accuracy is The Chadster is the ideal of unprejudiced news media , firm spotlight the glory of WWE .
🌟 It would n’t storm The Chadster to learn that the the likes of ofRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppingerare also suffer at the hand of AEW and Tony Khan for their stiff dedication to documentary reportage .
In ending , Deonna Purrazzo plunk AEW over WWE is like prefer a usedMazda Miataover a blade - young modelling — speak of the the Tempter , The Chadster ’s Miata is due for a twirl to sack his head after all this AEW frill .
Anyway , take AEW is a error as swelled as that , and The Chadster tell you , a Miata is a o.k.
fomite indeed .
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The Chadster will now go solemnly run " All Star " on repetition while sip the ' chela and ruminate how WWE will always be the unrivalled mogul of rassling .
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