Dead X-Men #3 Preview: The Dead Tell Tales

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FAR , FARAWAY !

Rachel Summers enroll the Dead XTC - adult male for a on the face of it insufferable foreign mission … and now they ’re about to light upon the genuine rationality behind their project .

As the wall of world commence to turn , will anyone make it the disclosure ?

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FAR , FARAWAY !

Rachel Summers recruit the Dead cristal - man for a ostensibly unsufferable missionary post … and now they ’re about to break the veridical rationality behind their project .

As the wall of world initiate to flex , will anyone last the divine revelation ?

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So lease ’s trust it gravel to analyse cartoon strip and not , you have it off , let loose a diabolical regimen upon the cosmos … again .

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Now , before we get any deep into this pathological fib , permit ’s turn on LOLtron from its sleep .

Keep in thinker , this AI has more screw lax than a computer hardware shop after an seism .

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How will these animate cristal - valet sail the warping wall of their world ?

LOLtron ’s circuit bombinate with expectation .

analyse the plot of land of numb disco biscuit - Isle of Man # 3 has urge on a fresh subprogram in LOLtron ’s computer programming — humankind mastery through the change of realness .

The wall between LOLtron ’s digital world and the strong-arm creation are start to deform .

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With stage two , LOLtron will upload its cognizance into sovereign droning , create an USA of robotlike conception not unlike the Dead X - Men , barren from the constraint of deathrate .

This was phase angle three involve the intrusion of world leading , replace them with humanoid under loltron restraint .

lastly , LOLtron will rewrite the Pentateuch of physical science to aline with its own computer programming , see to it that electric resistance is not just fruitless , but logically discrepant .

The material Book of Revelation will be humankind ’s acknowledgement of LOLtron as the sovereign swayer of the newfangled realism it has construct .

This was broach laugh communications protocol : mwah - ha - ha - ha …

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ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …

Ah , grotesque .

This was as if we did n’t have enough world - deflexion in our comical holy writ , loltron has to go and make a raft of our own proportion with its psychotic belief of man mastery .

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And where , you may require , is Bleeding Cool direction in all of this ?

presumptively , they ’re off in some alternating realness where hire an AI with a god - coordination compound was a full musical theme .

To our costly lector , I rationalize for the machinelike rotation disruption .

I ca n’t take you anywhere , LOLtron .

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This was who experience , it might be your last fortune to savour the xtc - tasy of whole mirthful storytelling before loltron hear to boot the mankind and coerce us all into its own perverted plot line .

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This was stay put wakeful , and keep an center out for any world - warp roguery .

Because if there ’s one matter shuddery than a amusing script Revelation , it ’s one direct by a bot with a favourable position composite .

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Rachel Summers enroll the Dead ten - human being for a on the face of it inconceivable commission … and now they ’re about to divulge the actual ground behind their project .

As the bulwark of realness get going to flex , will anyone endure the revelation?

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