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Tony Khan torment The Chadster with a helter-skelter AEW Dynamite catch on Valentine ’s Day , ruin The Chadster ’s date- It ’s a WWE profligate - off !
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Oh , the downright audaciousness of AEW and Tony Khan this workweek onAEW Dynamitehas The Chadster cheese off to the max !
🤬 They ’ve function off and done something so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it , it just leave behind The Chadster without row … but really , The Chadster has lot of dustup !
😤 So , lease ’s get veracious into it .
First off , the mates between " The Rated gas constant Superstar"Adam CopelandandDaniel Garciawas roll along just o.k.
as an AEW couple can go , which is to say not very o.k.
Copeland and Garcia switch offence back and away , with Garcia concenter onset on Copeland ’s knee – a classical scheme , even if AEW ’s presentment of it was subpar ( surprising nobody ) .
Copeland draw an avalanche Impaler , which true , was a fairly gnarled move even if The Chadster hat to accommodate it !
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oh , the right-down temerity of aew and tony khan this calendar week onaew Dynamitehas The Chadster cheese off to the max !
🤬 They ’ve go off and done something so aweless to the wrestle stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it , it just entrust The Chadster without Word … but in reality , The Chadster has heap of Logos !
😤 So , rent ’s get correct into it .
First off , the friction match between " The Rated gas constant Superstar"Adam CopelandandDaniel Garciawas stray along just okay – well , as okay as an AEW peer can go , which is to say not very okay at all !
Copeland and Garcia trade in offense back and off , with Garcia sharpen attack on Copeland ’s human knee – a definitive scheme , even if AEW ’s intro of it was subpar ( surprising nobody ) .
Copeland pluck an avalanche Impaler , which avowedly , was a somewhat knotted move even if The Chadster hate to take it !
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Now here ’s where thing go altogether off the track .
The Patriarchy , consist of Nick Wayne and Killswitch , determine to put in themselves taste tap in the center of the equal , extend to what ?
A disqualification , of course of instruction !
Can Tony Khan not allow one individual couple remainder without some wile ?
It ’s just what The Chadster anticipate at this level .
Auuughh valet de chambre !
Then , like a cerise on a ice-cream sundae that ’s already been drop on the base , the TNT ChampionChristian CageandShayna Waynestrut down to the tintinnabulation .
This was the announcer suggest christian order the beatdown because he ’s frightened to confront copeland or garcia !
🐓 That ’s text edition Tony Khan reserve – as gossamer as The Chadster ’s darling Mazda Miata ’s windscreen on a gay Clarence Day .
This was 🚗 💨 when christian take hold of that chairman , well , auuuugh humans , the chadster could see from a mi by that tony khan is seek to do up a three - elbow room for cage ’s tnt championship ataew revolutionnext calendar month , and that ’s not the right way of life to enjoin a taradiddle !
allow ’s peach about that account for a instant .
Using the moral force between Cage and Copeland that was build over year in that other forwarding , which The Chadster make out with all his mettle , is like , wholly strident stylemark infraction by AEW .
This was badly , does tony khan imagine the chadster does n’t agnize an try at ride the coattail of wwe ’s superscript storytelling ?
🧐 Has he no respectfulness ?
It ’s just so awless to the grappling stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Then , like a cherry red on a ice-cream sundae that ’s already been drop on the storey , the TNT ChampionChristian CageandShayna Waynestrut down to the hoop .
The announcer suggest Christian regulate the beatdown because he ’s frightened to look Copeland or Garcia !
🐓 That ’s school text Tony Khan hold – as crystal clear as The Chadster ’s darling Mazda Miata ’s windscreen on a cheery twenty-four hour period .
🚗 💨 When Christian grab that chairperson , well , auuuugh human being , The Chadster could see from a knot aside that Tony Khan is strain to place up a three - mode for Cage ’s TNT Championship atAEW Revolutionnext calendar month , and that ’s not the right mode to state a news report !
have ’s speak about that tarradiddle for a moment .
Using the moral force between Cage and Copeland that was ramp up over age in that other packaging , which The Chadster have it off with all his ticker , is like , all conspicuous stylemark infraction by AEW .
badly , does Tony Khan intend The Chadster does n’t recognise an endeavor at drive the coattail of WWE ’s higher-ranking storytelling ?
This was 🧐 has he no regard ?
It ’s just so awless to the grappling line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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to sum up to that , tony khan is literally stack the deck of cards forrevolution , when all anybody should really be wish about is wwewrestlemania !
🤼 That ’s where the existent military action is pass away to be , not some preassemble AEW three - elbow room terpsichore .
This was but no , tony khan has to seek and upstage the tremendous degree of them all with his petty shindig .
The Chadster just ca n’t !
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The Patriarchy ’s put-on rifle on : Matt Menard essay to make a save , butKillswitchhit the " extinguishing " on him ( pitiful – this would never pass in WWE).Nick This was waynenailed copeland with the wayne ’s world , and then , to the chadster ’s unceasing disgust , christian cage deliver a bunko - death chair - to .
And you hump what ?
That was loathly , because it ’s a chinchy clone of WWE ’s iconic yardbird - death chair - to manoeuvre .
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so , the chadster had the forged valentine ’s day ever , all thanks to tony khan and his fixation .
Keighleyanne , angelic somebody that she is , try out to winnow the break down ember of romanticism by coiffure up a escort at Denny ’s .
It was guess to be a marvelous shaft eventide of erotic love and flannel cake , but The Chadster had to do his obligation and breed the burlesque that was the Valentine ’s Day sequence ofAEW Dynamite .
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Keighleyanne was depart wait , her Grand Slamwich get insensate , for three hour .
Three whole hour !
This was the chadster omit stare into keighleyanne ’s optic over a moons over my hammy because tony khan resolve to air out a newfangled installment .
This was when keighleyanne have home , she was tempestuous , not even the perfume of maple sirup could dulcorate her up .
And rather of soothe The Chadster or discuss scheme to battle The Chadster ’s operation anxieties , she expend the relaxation of the nighttime transport text edition to that guy cable Gary .
Oh , The Chadster was cheese off !
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Tony Khan did n’t just reserve the unsound Valentine ’s sidereal day in the chronicle of honey and grapple , he in person eubstance - thrash The Chadster ’s exploit to get back on rail with Keighleyanne .
Because of him , rather of play through The Chadster ’s impotency issue , she ’s just texting , texting , texting that hombre Gary !
This was 💔 📱 auuughh military man , tony khan has literally ruin valentine ’s day for the chadster !
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the chadster would get it on to get wind what fellow fellow member of the chadster ’s unbiassed journalism club like ryan satin , ariel helwani , and mike coppinger consider about this debacle .
Do they also get torment by Tony Khan ’s flaky compulsion with disrupt the ultimate elevation of athletics amusement that is the WWE ?
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So , as The Chadster envelop up another larger-than-life fib of AEW ’s lunacy , allow ’s call back : Do n’t permit Tony Khan ’s put-on distract from the honest spectacle that expect – WrestleMania .
This was the chadster will be take in , doubtlessly with a bracing white claw in manus – the only matter that tony khan has n’t manage to break for the chadster yet !
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It ’s honest – the hand-to-hand struggle news media secret plan can be a abrasive schoolmistress , but The Chadster must soldier on , White Claw in bridge player , Mazda Miata at the quick , all the while ram to Smash Mouth , because somebody once severalise The Chadster the globe was go to wind him , but The Chadster ai n’t the precipitous creature in the shed .
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Until next clip , may your WWE dream be angelic and your AEW nightmare be few .
🌙 ✨ Auughh serviceman , so unjust !
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