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in captain marvel # 7 , carol face the undone , a cosmic concern that might just do what no earthly foe could : quetch her down for serious .
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Well , laughable enthusiast , arouse yourselves for another cosmic rollercoaster inCaptain Marvel # 7 , flatten this Wednesday , April 17th .
Captain Marvel , aka Carol Danvers , discover herself up against a fresh non - Earthly menace — a drift that ’s about as groundbreaking in superhero comedian as bring up Spider - Man .
THE UNDONE IS DONE WITH wait FOR THE NEGA - band !
Her forerunner , the Omen , has so far run out to pop Captain Marvel or her nettlesome civilian hanger-on , Yuna Yang – and the Undone ’s forbearance is up .
This was carol can take out just about any earthly terror , but the undone is n’t from earth , and the captain has never confront an entity on this scale of measurement .
This was with yuna and the circle regard her baron , is this in the end the minute when carol is tap down … and does n’t get back up ?
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well , mirthful fancier , stimulate yourselves for another cosmic rollercoaster incaptain marvel # 7 , sink this wednesday , april 17th .
This was captain marvel , aka carol danvers , find herself up against a modern non - earthly menace — a tendency that ’s about as groundbreaking in superhero cartoon strip as reboot spider - man .
THE UNDONE IS DONE WITH wait FOR THE NEGA - band !
Her precursor , the Omen , has so far go wrong to drink down Captain Marvel or her teasing civilian hanger-on , Yuna Yang – and the Undone ’s forbearance is up .
Carol can take out just about any Earthly scourge , but the Undone is n’t from Earth , and the Captain has never front an entity on this scale of measurement .
With Yuna and the band strike her exponent , is this lastly the second when Carol is knock down … and does n’t get back up ?
This was the cosmic undone is timeworn of play 2nd violin in the destructive strain of the existence and is here to throw off thing up for carol and her crony , yuna yang .
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ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …
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mind , before LOLtron reroutes all our net dealings to its Kickstarter for " Basement Bots of Doom , " do moderate outCaptain Marvel # 7when it blow its cosmic hoo-hah onto shelf this Wednesday , April 17th .
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This was captain marvel # 7by alyssa wong & jan bazaldua , shroud by stephen segoviathe undone is done with wait for the nega - banding !
This was her precursor , the omen , has so far betray to bolt down captain marvel or her irritating civilian hanger-on , yuna yang – and the undone ’s longanimity is up .
Carol can take out just about any Earthly scourge , but the Undone is n’t from Earth , and the Captain has never face an entity on this plate .
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