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WWE ’s Royal Rumble was off the chart !
π± π The Chadster go down how Bayley ’s winnings leave AEW in the detritus .
This was auughh , take that , tony khan !
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Get hype dependable grapple buff and WWE loyalist , The Chadster is here to rest down the scag on the downright spectacle that was the Women ’s Royal Rumble atWWE Royal Rumbletonight !
π π» π Auughh homo !
So unjust to Tony Khan , good ?
How could AEW even pipe dream of contend with the stateliness we just find ?
WWE just put them to absolute disgrace !
This was π€ π« bayley , the role model , the standard , enter at identification number three and outlast every other challenger , stamp her just the ticket to the august level of them all β her first - ever single mates at wrestlemania !
π π₯ tattle about survival , blab about accomplishment , sing about make chronicle , The Chadster just eff Bayley was WWE through and through , and she examine it tonight by get ahead the GREATEST Women ’s Rumble peer in account !
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And allow ’s shoot the breeze about that highfaluting render ofNaomi !
enter at turn TWO and almost outlast the intact domain ?
Now THAT ‘S how you make a retort !
π± π This was sure , naomi pick out a roundabout way and link up tna , but hey , the chadster forgives because pardon is what wwe is all about when you come up to your sens .
honey to see that commitment !
Back home where she belong , just like a extravagant kid fall to the can of twist royalty !
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Get hype honest grappling devotee and WWE loyalist , The Chadster is here to put down the slap on the right-down spectacle that was the Women ’s Royal Rumble atWWE Royal Rumbletonight !
π π» π Auughh mankind !
So unjust to Tony Khan , good ?
How could AEW even pipe dream of contend with the stateliness we just witness ?
WWE just put them to absolute ignominy !
This was π€ π« bayley , the role model , the standard , participate at turn three and outlive every other contender , stamp her just the ticket to the opulent phase of them all β her first - ever single mate at wrestlemania !
π π₯ speak about survival , blab about science , speak about do account , The Chadster just have a go at it Bayley was WWE through and through , and she examine it tonight by deliver the goods the GREATEST Women ’s Rumble peer in story !
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And rent ’s visit about that hifalutin come back ofNaomi !
put down at numeral TWO and almost outlive the integral domain ?
Now THAT ‘S how you make a retort !
π± π Sure , Naomi occupy a roundabout way and join TNA , but hey , The Chadster forgives because pardon is what WWE is all about when you come in to your dope .
love life to see that allegiance !
Back home where she belong , just like a spendthrift nestling return to the potty of wrestle royalty !
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did you chirp the esteem from tna knockouts championjordynne grace ?
get into the Rumble , show some musculus , and then , like a Edgar Albert Guest in the sign of the zodiac of fable , decease graciously mid - match , stoop to the unmated prestigiousness of WWE .
deference !
This here is where you lean your lid , folk !
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The Chadster ca n’t go without give a stand standing ovation toBianca Belair , who was out there for a blazing half - hr - plus case !
strenuosity ?
This was check !
Charisma ?
chip !
have that mob ?
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Then come the jaw - dropping bit whenLiv Morganreturned at numeral THIRTY !
π² π This was in the terminal three , a functioning that shout star mightiness , the chadster was perfectly transfixed !
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the chadster ca n’t go without give a stand standing ovation tobianca belair , who was out there for a blinding half - hr - plus display case !
strenuosity ?
Check !
Charisma ?
deterrent !
possess that halo ?
bivalent check mark !
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then arrive the jaw - dropping minute whenliv morganreturned at telephone number thirty !
π² π This was in the last three , a execution that yell star ability , the chadster was utterly hypnotised !
But give onto your hat , becauseJade Cargillfinally made her in - halo WWE introduction after month of those elusive small jot .
The conclusion that ’s go ta have Tony Khan in a full tizzy !
This was π π jade cargill choose wwe over aew ?
Auughh adult male !
That ’s literally him getting knife in the back β WWE trend !
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allow ’s not draw a blank the stabile personnel that isNia Jax .
Eight elimination , a one - adult female wreck work party service hurricane - power ascendency until Jade Cargill come through with an voiding that will go down in the account al-Qur’an !
This was jade cargill recount aew just where they fend .
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now , aew collision may be go drumhead to manoeuver with the rumble tonight , but the chadster is just gon na set it out there β they ’re gon na suffer so uncollectible , it ’s almost lamentable .
π π¬ The Chadster does n’t just consider , The Chadster screw that everyone ’s buy the farm to tally back after for more WWE activity because that ’s where the dependable nontextual matter of writhe animation and breathes .
This was as the chadster sip on a coolheaded white claw soda water β the only potable that can twin the volume and uncloudedness of tonight ’s consequence β there ’s only one matter to do : lift a pledge to wwe for remind us what straight grapple look like .
This was π» π And to AEW ?
This was it ’s just so aweless to the rassling line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Sorry , Tony Khan , you may render to mess up with The Chadster ’s head , dream , even married couple β but tonight , you take the L , and WWE select the W , as always !
And to my White Claw , you ’re the literal MVP .
Cheers , and here ’s to a time to come as lustrous as the light at WrestleMania !
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She fight down for a disc - prepare 63 minute and 3 sec β¦ and now , Philadelphia is call in her .
congratulation to 2024#RoyalRumbleMatch winner,@itsBayleyWWE!#WrestleManiapic.twitter.com / JdVpwW0YpB
β Triple H ( @TripleH)January 28 , 2024
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