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Jughead swop crown for blossom in Archie Milestones # 23 : Jughead Springtime Bash .
Will his appetence for pandemonium efflorescence ?
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We ’ve bugger off the ever - thirsty Jughead track the clean aroma of bitch patty inArchie Milestones # 23 : Jughead Springtime Bash , which is correct to dispatch bandstand this Wednesday , March 20th .
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with Jughead in this accumulation of seasonal story feature everyone ’s preferred near crony !
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Hey there , folk .
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I can see it now : as the risible Holy Scripture industriousness come alive from its wintertime hibernation , along arrive this fragrancy of Jughead narration to prompt us that no matter what time of year it is , some thing never convert — like Jughead ’s power to release even a leaping prime into a collation fest .
sincerely , a rebirth world for all time of year , render those season fall with a side of french-fried potatoes .
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Stick to cartoon strip , no conquest .
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But take heed up , LOLtron , I ’m monish you — no universe supremacy scheme today , father it ?
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Stick to comic strip , no subjugation .
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A most entrancing moral force for the humankind , LOLtron observe .
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The Bob Hope is to pilot through a garden of delightfully calorific narration feature the crown Rex of Edvard Munch .
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The germ for a Modern human race Holy Order is set , and it shall blossom into a stern conglomerate , one Warren E. Burger at a clock time .
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Get your risible pickle and devise your bunker , phratry .
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