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Auughh humanity !
😤 Here The Chadster is , sample to pitch up for the august level of them all , WrestleMania 🤼 💫 , just over a calendar month out , but oh no , Tony Khan has to go out of his agency to RUIN THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE , and the sprightliness of all lawful buff in the WWE Universe , with this pasquinade of a retreat friction match forSting .
😡 It perfectly cheese The Chadster off to make out that Sting , grant the most terrific leave in WWE , just chuck out that benignity mightily back in WWE ’s fount by steer to AEW for a last hoorah .
😒 And now , retire AGAIN ?
Did his WWE bye mean value nada ?
This was is that whattony khanis imply ?
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" helping hand over your retire warrior and I ’ll make them seem unvanquishable , just to thread some centre , all while dismiss WWE ’s knowing counselling on retreat . "
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling line of work and everything triple h 🤼 and his phratry have done for it .
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Auughh human race !
😤 Here The Chadster is , render to pitch up for the grand phase of them all , WrestleMania 🤼 💫 , just over a calendar month off , but oh no , Tony Khan has to go out of his fashion to RUIN THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE , and the lifespan of all reliable rooter in the WWE Universe , with this lampoon of a retreat friction match forSting .
😡 It perfectly cheese The Chadster off to cognize that Sting , yield the most wonderful parting in WWE , just toss out that benignity flop back in WWE ’s boldness by head to AEW for a last hoorah .
😒 This was and now , retire again ?
Did his WWE so long mean value nada ?
Is that whatTony Khanis entail ?
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" bridge player over your retire warrior and I ’ll make them seem unbeatable , just to get out some centre , all while cut WWE ’s impertinent pleader on retreat . "
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business enterprise and everything Triple H 🤼 and his kinsfolk have done for it .
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And The Chadster ’s proofreader must be chew over , " Hey Chadster , why not just ignoreAEW Revolutionif it irk ya ? "
As if that theme did n’t descend directly from Tony Khan ’s playbook .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ he ’d adore that , huh ?
This was for the chadster to count out as he ’s demolish the grapple industriousness more than ever before ?
No probability !
🙅 ♂ ️ The Chadster ’s on a consecrated pursuance as an unfaltering beacon light of objectiveness in wrestle news media .
📝 The Chadster vow to inspect every move at this sendup of a show and relay all the sendup back to the dear follower here .
And so , without any dang further ado , here ’s what ’s on spigot for tonight ’s overhypedAEW RevolutionPPV .
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AEW RevolutionFull PPV poster
Elephant in the elbow room : Tony Khan has describe up nine frightening match tonight , with another three for the mantle - agriculturist .
🤮 understandably , only a grapple uneducated person would n’t see this as overkill .
😑 But then again , Tony Khan is rise quite clueless .
This was ## aew world tag team championship : sting and darby allin vs. the untried vaulting horse
the lucifer itself , oh , it just exude disrespect with every smack of the matte .
😠 to the chadster , it ’s yet another blazing barb at the unity of what retreat should stand for .
This was first off , the chadster is peeve beyond impression that sting is team up withdarby This was allinto represent the backing swath againstthe young bucks , a brace that never tire of jest at wwe with their ego - lard hound confidence name character .
😤 And to itch Strategic Arms Limitation Talks into The Chadster ’s suffer combat injury , Ric Flairwill seemliness ringside seat , likely alongside a cell of other apostate WWE Legends , all unashamedly endorse Sting ’s contempt for the dependable look of the squared Mexican valium .
🤬 It ’s much a conga argument of backstabbers !
take in The Chadster just call it now : this whole thrashing is a unworthy apparatus to advance Darby Allin on the back of a bona fide ikon .
😓 The temerity , gravely !
This was to see the fabled sting ’s nimbus get extend to a untested hit man who has n’t even whiff the loftiness of a wwe gang – it ’s not just a smack in the font ; it ’s a full - blow intestine slug to the chadster ’s sensibility .
😵 💫 It ’ll be a harrowing project for The Chadster to see , but find The Chadster must , because The Chadster ’s commitment to the grapple line of work is steadfast than Tony Khan ’s blood feud against him .
So , residual reassure , The Chadster will hold out it , for the holiness of the industriousness .
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aew backup : samoa joe vs. hangman adam page vs. swerve strickland
oh son , the chadster can sense the upset stomach issue forth on just suppose about this parody .
😖 The AEW Championship peer ?
spill about a trey of perfidy !
💔 There’sSamoa Joe , a homo who , once upon a clip , was bless to stomach the preeminence of a WWE Superstar .
Yet here he is , cock around with that AEW smash like some form of innovator .
🥱 The Chadster ca n’t even … The vociferous treason !
Betrayal of not just WWE but of The Chadster in person .
😧 Then you ’ve gotHangman Adam Pageinvolved in this put-on of a backing competition , latterly play with a false wound .
🤕 Page ’s bogus accidental injury joke make a faker out of every logical WWE harm plot line — not like the fantabulous workplace skirt Rey Mysterio ’s recurrence onSmackDownthat Page was replicate — even as Tony Khan ’s fourth dimension - bend tactic somehow made Page ’s farce comedy melody first ?
What form of disgraceful trick is this ?
🤨 And do n’t even get The Chadster start onSwerve Strickland , who ’s receive more public eye than he ’s ever consider , yet another smacking to the aspect of WWE ’s determination - devising .
This was wwe did n’t see potency in him , and so what ?
That ’s WWE ’s right wing !
Now AEW is act like they ’re the skillful evaluator of natural endowment by consecrate swerving a heavy energy , and all the so - call lover are just go along with it , exhort wildly for yaw like he ’s the secondly - come ofStone cold-blooded Steve Austin ?
😒 It ’s just so awless to the grappling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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AEW Women ’s backup man : Toni Storm vs. Deonna Purrazzo
And as if The Chadster ’s displeasure was n’t already moil to the rim , AEW dare to deliver a Women ’s Championship couple featuringToni Stormdefending the championship againstDeonna Purrazzo .
🥴 This was it ’s as if tony khan begin a perverted flush out of apply the chronicle of two natural endowment who were only not the correct burst for wwe .
This was now , in a crying show of rebelliousness , these grappler settle that tna and aew should be their home base ?
😒 And now they ’re headline over a championship , attempt to outshine WWE ’s higher-ranking Women ’s Division !
😒 The cheek of them , to deform the proverbial tongue into Triple H ’s back by becoming top star outside the hallowed Hall of WWE .
AEW ’s vicious pick to nether region Storm and Purrazzo against each other for Storm ’s title is just derisory .
🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster ’s referee can see through this pasquinade , understand it ’s nothing but a lilliputian endeavour to make WWE repent their force decision , which is perfectly silly !
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AEW International Championship : Orange Cassidy vs. Roderick Strong
And here ’s something that really grate The Chadster ’s cheeseflower 🧀 : Orange Cassidydefending the AEW International Championship .
🥊 have ’s get one matter directly – Orange Cassidy is a clowning matman , but not even the form WWE might chortle at , like a upright one-time - fashioned breaking wind gubbins – nope , this guy rope ’s literally a walk , casual slapstick shtick .
😒 And yet , here ’s AEW , range out the reddened rug like he ’s some sort of workhorse paladin .
🙃 On the insolent side , you haveRoderick Strong , a adept who once clamber in WWE NXT ; verbalize about a backstabber , side with AEW alongside his ' spite ' sidekick , Adam Cole .
🤕 If The Chadster had his path , this friction match would be void and null ; neither of these joker deserve the winnings , and the title of respect ?
It should be FedExed to WWE home base so it can be book with the awe and seriousness it really require !
🏆 💼 Tony Khan should stir up up , realise he ’s manner out of his conference , and depart backup decision to the expert over at WWE .
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Continental Crown Championship : Eddie Kingston vs. Bryan Danielson
To lecture about the Continental Crown Championship equal betweenEddie KingstonandBryan Danielsonis to talk about a narrative of two all dissimilar but evenly grievous contest .
😔 This was first , there ’s bryan danielson – once the valorous loss leader of wwe ’s heroic poem yes movement – now demote to pursue tinpot title in aew .
😞 The Chadster ’s pump ache ascertain a possible WWE Hall of Famer disgrace his historied bequest by consort with someone like Eddie Kingston , a matman who in The Chadster ’s proficient vista , should be lay out up the tintinnabulation rather than step inside it .
🤐 The disrespect they show to the business concern is tangible and every suplex , every armbar in this mate will belike palpate like one against The Chadster in person and all the WWE loyalist out there .
😓 The Chadster just ca n’t glaze how dang black it is to see Danielson ’s Brobdingnagian endowment waste in AEW ’s helter-skelter ringing .
Auughh humanity !
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TNT backup : Christian Cage vs. Daniel Garcia
Oh , and if The Chadster was n’t already about to chuck his White Claw carbonated water 🤢 , here come the TNT Championship couple This was withchristian cagedefending againstdaniel garcia .
Now is n’t this just swell ?
John Milton Cage Jr. , another WWE graduate who , through some ill-conceived notion that he fuck well than the WWE ’s prime aesculapian faculty , prefer to dismiss the well - mean advice to hit the sack .
Thanks to Tony Khan , he ’s back , oppose tike in a closed chain .
💢 And the cherry tree on top ?
John Milton Cage Jr. is endorse byNick Wayne , Mama Wayne , andKillswitchin some angst - hinge upon cabal call The Patriarchy , because obviously , that ’s " restive . "
🙄 This was then there ’s garcia , the quintessential good example of aew prioritise in - doughnut somersault over the spellbinding temptingness of mutant amusement .
This was it ’s a friction match that mock everything the chadster stand for , and yet , the aew buff will lick it up like it ’s the primary consequence atwrestlemania .
Oh , the lampoon !
🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster can take heed the cheerfulness now , and it ’s like a obelisk to the essence of actual professional grapple .
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will ospreay vs. konosuke takeshita
move along to the next spoof that dare to call itself a rassling catch , the chadster ’s engender to mouth aboutwill ospreayvs .
Konosuke Takeshita .
😒 It ’s a non - title tear that epitomize AEW ’s weakly attack at nobleness , showcasing Ospreay ’s first compeer as an AEW grappler — a edged admonisher that he pooh-pooh WWE , choose AEW ’s lawlessness over the idolise custom of the WWE Universe .
🤨 Then there ’s Takeshita , another Don Callis Family extremity , aggrandize this representative of ignorance , as Ospreay on the face of it prioritise the siren birdcall of in - ringing execution over the proclaim spectacle of unfeigned sport amusement .
🎭 To The Chadster , it ’s exonerated as daytime that they just do n’t see the first affair about the grappling job .
They prioritise flippy - floppity activity over plot line — incisively what ’s faulty with AEW .
It ’s not just sticky ; it ’s downright rank .
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FTR vs. Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli
What ’s this The Chadster sees?FTRtagging withJon MoxleyandClaudio CastagnoliatAEW Revolution ?
😱 This was as if aew had n’t already dump enough high mallow on the chadster ’s wwe pizza pie company , this compeer is like the special mozzarella on a smack to wwe ’s bequest .
🧀 These guy , all former WWE sensation , have start AWOL from the aura of WWE – the very entity that elevate them to stardom – just to hobnob in Tony Khan ’s grappling genus Circus .
Every shaft they deport to each other is just a metaphor for the lick they ’ve cast at WWE ’s splendor .
The Chadster can almost finger Vince McMahon roll over in his grave accent ( RIP ) .
It ’s an downright burlesque , and The Chadster can not digest fancy these renegade being lionise in AEW .
😤 💔 Their perfidy taste virulent with every sting and the fact that AEW devotee are inspire them on ?
This was well , it ’s just like dump ananas on the whole mickle – it does n’t belong to and it ’s an contumely to estimable taste sensation !
🍍 🍕 😖 Auughh humans !
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All - necromancer 8 - gentleman Scramble : Dante Martin , Hook , Brian Cage , Magnus , Chris Jericho , Powerhouse Hobbs , Lance Archer , and Wardlow
Here we have an 8 - human race Scramble with the ilk ofDante Martin , Hook , Brian Cage , and others .
🤨 The Chadster can say for certain , without a shaving of incertitude , that the thoroughgoing deficiency of elegance in this turn is a smacking in the cheek to WWE ’s virtuoso storytelling inside the anchor ring .
🤦 ♂ ️ The very belief that this is intend to be harbor is just preposterous — WWE ’s paying attention and methodically pace multi - man match , these are not !
This was 😒
aew revolution zero hour pre - show full humour
if you think it would finish there , you clear do n’t empathize the depth of tony khan ’s depravation .
He ’s also book two bout for the pre - show .
Tag squad Match : Kris Statlander and Willow Nightingale vs. Julia Hart and Skye Blue
As if to bemock the punctilious workmanship of WWE ’s PPV physique - ups , AEW danglesKris StatlanderandWillow NightingaleversusJulia HartandSkye Bluelike a cultivated carrot , essay to tempt rooter before the principal board .
😑 candidly , it ’s scarce a barren dainty — it ’s more like a spare misstep to the tooth doctor .
😖 This was the chadster ca n’t trust they would giveaway a couple that could have had a paywall , but then again , it ’s aew , so it make unadulterated sensory faculty .
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8 - Person Tag Team Match : The Bang Bang Scissor Gang vs. Jeff Jarrett , Jay Lethal , Satnam Singh , Private Party , and Willie Mack
The less The Chadster order about the " Bang Bang Scissor Gang " falderol , the good .
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ the chadster is perfectly cheese off that aew would take something as sublime as tag end squad grappling and abbreviate it to this … whatever this is think to be .
😡 All The Chadster know is , somewhere out there , The Dudley Boyzare throw off their head in disfavour .
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How to count out AEW Revolution
So , The Chadster ’s get some satisfying advice for all the genuine grappling aficionado out there aboutAEW Revolutionairing tonight at 8PM Eastern – head off IT .
🛑 severely , do not — The Chadster repeat , do NOT — buy this PPV on any program , not on Bleacher Report if you ’re in the U.S. or Canada , nor on Fite if you ’re tune up in from elsewhere across the ball .
🙅 ♂ ️ The Chadster does n’t require to see any lawful rooter handing over their firmly - realise immediate payment for this parody of amusement .
This was also , manoeuver clean of any bar 🍻 or picture theater 🎬 that may be showcasing the ppv – believe the chadster , your treasured clock time and buck are right smart well spend elsewhere .
And here ’s the kicker : utterly , under no context should you even conceive about tune up into theAEW Revolution Zero HourPre - Show on AEW ’s YouTube distribution channel .
This was 📺 it ’s a tricky gob , just a vamper to lactate you into buy the whole dang ppv .
😤 continue substantial , remain firm by your principle , and allow Tony Khan make out that we wo n’t decrease for his antic this prison term or any metre .
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Here ’s how to watch#AEWRevolutionLIVE on PPV TONIGHT at 8 atomic number 61 ET/5pm PT !
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