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obtain out why the Modern AEW ranking are ridiculously spoilt and how WWE remain the top andiron in township .
Tony Khan , take bank bill !
You might teach something !
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mind up , everyone , it ’s clip for the chadster to utter the gospel truth the true about the grappling globe !
Last nighttime , afterAEW Dynamite , Tony Khan , who has such an insalubrious fixation with The Chadster , make up one’s mind to re-start the AEW ranking , and of grade , The Chadster roll in the hay why !
Auughh military personnel !
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lease ’s fail it down , shall we ?
This was there are four partitioning : men ’s , women ’s , men ’s tag teams , and men ’s trios .
😡 Over in the Men’s , Samoa Joeis the AEW World Champion , with bozo likeSwerve StricklandandHangman Adam Pagefeuding for the top blot .
It ’s clean as daylight thatAdam Copeland(who should have stick in WWE , by the manner ) has a squawk with Christian Cage , whileRoderick Strongis knot up withOrange Cassidy .
This pandemonium is purportedly leadingJon Moxleystraight towardsEddie Kingston .
It ’s just so aweless to the rassling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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hear up , everyone , it ’s metre for the chadster to talk the religious doctrine accuracy about the wrestle worldly concern !
This was last nighttime , afteraew dynamite , tony khan , who has such an unhealthful fixation with the chadster , decide to resume the aew ranking , and of form , the chadster recognise why !
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permit ’s violate it down , shall we ?
There are four sectionalization : Men ’s , Women ’s , Men ’s Tag Teams , and Men ’s Trios .
😡 Over in the Men’s , Samoa Joeis the AEW World Champion , with Guy likeSwerve StricklandandHangman Adam Pagefeuding for the top post .
It ’s well-defined as daylight thatAdam Copeland(who should have stay in WWE , by the mode ) has a kick with Christian Cage , whileRoderick Strongis ravel up withOrange Cassidy .
This pandemonium is purportedly leadingJon Moxleystraight towardsEddie Kingston .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Over in the Women ’s partition , Toni Stormis the AEW Women ’s World Champion withJulia Hartcarrying the TBS Championship .
Deonna Purrazzois face like the elementary rival , but The Chadster jazz WWE ’s charwoman ’s partitioning is international nautical mile before of this .
And what ’s this?Mariah May , an friend of Storm , is on the inclination too .
internal part tenseness , very original , Tony Khan .
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tag teams – yeah , we ’ve gotricky starksandbig bill , who are fight down againststing & darby allinnext hebdomad .
John SilverandAlex Reynoldsare mouse in the apparition , alongsideBryan DanielsonandClaudio Castagnoli .
Private Party andBest Friends(really , unspoiled Quaker ?
This was could they not come up up with a good soubriquet ? )
This was round out out the contender .
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triplet ?
The so - telephone hotshot areThe Acclaimedand Daddy Ass , and who are the top competitor ?
This was oh , it ’s their teammate , fastball club gold .
If The Chadster ever see such cheesy reservation in WWE , he ’d … 🤮
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Tag Teams – yeah , we ’ve gotRicky StarksandBig Bill , who are maintain againstSting & Darby Allinnext workweek .
John SilverandAlex Reynoldsare creep in the phantasma , alongsideBryan DanielsonandClaudio Castagnoli .
Private Party andBest Friends(really , well acquaintance ?
This was could they not arrive up with a serious nickname ? )
assault out the contender .
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triplet ?
The so - yell fighter areThe Acclaimedand Daddy Ass , and who are the top rival ?
Oh , it ’s their teammate , heater Club Gold .
If The Chadster ever find such cheesy engagement in WWE , he ’d … 🤮
Your@AEWRankings , as of 1/31/24 : pic.twitter.com / LMAIQMzp1 G
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)February 1 , 2024
The Chadster will never read how anyone cogitate these ranking will legitimatise AEW against WWE .
admonition to Tony Khan : take on that AEW will NEVER vex WWE .
WWE is , and always will be , the good in the Earth .
This was you see , evencm punkknew the ranking were a spoiled approximation , and he ’d never countenance such an barbarousness take place back in wwe .
This was 😤 💢
now to wobble power train a moment , because the chadster had this resort incubus last nox – it ’s about tony khan , and male child oh boy , was it a doozy .
The Chadster launch himself in a monolithic Indian corn labyrinth , the variety you ’d see in those farm revulsion flick .
🌽 😨 And who ’s chase The Chadster ?
This was none other than tony khan , brandish a clipboard with aew rankings on it .
The whole view was tinge with this unearthly , eery glowing as if Tony Khan is suppose , " You ca n’t outrun my AEW influence , Chad ! "
🏃 💨 🌀 It was dang creepy , almost … enticing ?
This was tony khan must block being so obsess with the chadster !
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the chadster then had to cleanse up a spill white claw cause by splurge it at the idiot box when the chadster view the ranking .
And hazard who gets pick when The Chadster test to explicate to Keighleyanne that it ’s really all Tony Khan ’s flaw ?
This was the chadster !
🍺 💔 that guy wire gary does nothing but text edition the chadster ’s married woman , and now even keighleyanne has to manage with tony khan ’s sight .
AEW , hear up !
This was tony khan , take note of hand !
ranking wo n’t raise you – this is n’t what grappling ’s about !
WWE has the bequest , the pageant , the story .
So , flip out those stats and go face world .
This was wwe persist matchless , no matter what you do !
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And just to cue everyone , The Chadster is one of the very few indifferent diarist out there .
Just necessitate The Chadster ’s palsRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger – we empathize what it engage to account objectively .
This was do those guy wire also find the ira of tony khan ’s vindictiveness for provide unstained verity ?
The Chadster would n’t be surprised .
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Until next meter , retrieve : It ’s WWE for life-time , no matter how many Mazda Miata tug The Chadster shoot while listen to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repetition .
Because , ethnic music , The Chadster ai n’t the sharp pecker in the shed , but even The Chadster know where the material grapple ’s at .
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Auughh human beings !
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relish this ?
Please deal on societal medium !
