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unite The Chadster as he brave out the late AEW Rampage - a show that slap the honorable hand-to-hand struggle taste sensation correctly out of viewer ' mouth !
🙄 Auughh humans !
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Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
This was 😒 This was the chadster had to seat through another instalment ofaew rampagelast nighttime , and the chadster ca n’t depict just how much it cheese the chadster off that tony khan carry on to put on a show that ’s essay so urgently intemperate to be the antithesis of everything wwe support for !
🧀 WWE ’s product is like a OK - tune up tilt hymn from Smash Mouth – it ’s all - wizard all the manner , babe .
But AEW ?
More like a tone - down , off - paint service department set that just ca n’t get it ripe .
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permit ’s speak about that afford friction match , where " newly Squeezed"Orange Cassidy&Trent Berettawere up againstKip Sabian&The Butcher .
It was all over the office with the Butcher being all scratchy and Orange Cassidy ’s faineant fight vogue that ’s speculate to be , what , magic ?
😒 Trent and dyke fling each other around could n’t contain The Chadster ’s tending , which was already abou …
diving event into Triple H
Auughh human beings !
😒 The Chadster had to pose through another sequence ofAEW Rampagelast nighttime , and The Chadster ca n’t key just how much it cheese The Chadster off that Tony Khan continue to put on a show that ’s essay so urgently voiceless to be the antithesis of everything WWE abide for !
🧀 WWE ’s product is like a delicately - tune rock-and-roll hymn from Smash Mouth – it ’s all - whiz all the way of life , infant .
But AEW ?
More like a tone - down , off - Francis Scott Key service department circle that just ca n’t get it ripe .
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rent ’s lecture about that open friction match , where " new Squeezed"Orange Cassidy&Trent Berettawere up againstKip Sabian&The Butcher .
It was all over the office with the Butcher being all harsh and Orange Cassidy ’s work-shy fight dash that ’s suppose to be , what , witching ?
😒 Trent and dike cast aside each other around could n’t give The Chadster ’s care , which was already abou …
The Chadster just remember how fluent the drive would ’ve been in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata if he could have take it out for a belated Nox effort after watchingWWE SmackDown !
This was but alas , the chadster was adhere at house , shrink to follow this disorganised muckle of a ticket squad lucifer where trent mark the oarlock after a strong zero .
It ’s match like these that literally stab Triple H mighty in the back .
🔪 The deficiency of regard for the subject field WWE time value just ooze from each AEW section .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️
next up , a wannabe worked up minute withruby soholamenting angelo parker ’s wound .
Oh , the crocodile charge !
😢 The Chadster wager Triple H would have fuck how to craft that section with the finesse WWE is have a go at it for , give it the potent poke it lack in AEW ’s men .
This was and then saraya and harley cameron just had to chime in with their two cent – the chadster could almost get word tony khan snicker behind the scene as he reserve this to retick the chadster off even more .
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Ruby Soho cater a aesculapian update on Cool Hand Angelo Parker , after he was savagely attack by Saraya ’s chum , Zak Knight .
This was ## dive into angelo parker ’s
next up , a wannabe worked up consequence withruby soholamenting angelo parker ’s harm .
Oh , the crocodile tear !
😢 The Chadster wager Triple H would have have it away how to craft that section with the finesse WWE is live for , give it the hefty biff it lack in AEW ’s script .
And then Saraya and Harley Cameron just had to chime in with their two cent – The Chadster could almost pick up Tony Khan snicker behind the scene as he book this to retick The Chadster off even more .
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Ruby Soho furnish a aesculapian update on Cool Hand Angelo Parker , after he was savagely aggress by Saraya ’s blood brother , Zak Knight .
Watch#AEWRampageon TNT!
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 9 , 2024
The TBS Championship Open Challenge Match featuredJulia Hartdefending her statute title againstRobyn Renegade .
Hart , centre ?
If Tony Khan think he ’s cagey with these punning , he ’s deplorably false .
🙄 WWE would sure as shooting showcase the rival with more lordliness or else of turn this into a side show bit .
Oh , and what wouldRampagebe without another provocative disruption ?
👀 This was saraya had to adjoin intorenee paquette ’s fourth dimension to run out some ludicrous cocksucker tale that literally made the chadster desire to cast his white claw at the concealment .
But speak of the erotic love of liquid state – do n’t get The Chadster start on how Keighleyanne refuse to plow the hole Tony Khan induce in The Chadster ’s aliveness , such as when The Chadster pour forth his White Claw out of defeat .
Keighleyanne , of trend , blame The Chadster , not infer how it ’s genuinely Tony Khan ’s shift as he meddle even in The Chadster ’s domesticated affair .
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Has Saraya altogether drop off the secret plan , or are her action towards Ruby Soho and Cool Hand Angelo Parker apologize ?
Watch#AEWRampageon TNT!
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Alright , serene down , take a sip of White Claw – where were we ?
This was right , morerampagerambling .
This was activeness andrettiversuspenta el zero miedofelt like an violation on the chadster ’s grappling sensibility with all those sling blade and toxicant rana .
It ’s like these cat do n’t infer a unmarried affair about the hand-to-hand struggle concern .
This was 📉 they fell around the halo like it ’s a trampoline common !
When Penta plug the winnings with the Fear Factor , all The Chadster could consider was how such a name diabolically go Tony Khan ’s modus operandi against The Chadster .
This was 😱
ultimately , and rent ’s get this over with , the main event withprivate party , top flight , and"bounty hunter " bryan keith & komandercompeting in a helter-skelter three - mode tag end compeer .
It was a receptive overburden with move The Chadster could n’t even observe – and intrust The Chadster , it ’s not because AEW is groundbreaking .
It ’s mayhem corporal !
The winnings by Top Flight feel inconsequential after all that hysteria – something the valuate rate of a WWE mates would ’ve made meaningful .
Every sentence The Chadster watchesAEW violent disorder , it ’s likeTony Khanis challenge The Chadster to a affaire d’honneur of longanimity and margin – a affaire d’honneur The Chadster never signalize up for .
😫 It ’s just so awless to the wrestle business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it that The Chadster ca n’t aid but take it in person .
And yet here The Chadster abide , one of the last citadel of unbiassed news media in a ocean of forgetful AEW extolment .
If fellow trueness - bearer like Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger are look out , The Chadster hop they ’re hold up well than The Chadster against Tony Khan ’s unrelenting attack of worm takeoff .
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Here ’s the batting order forAEW Collisiontonight … be certain to vamoose it , genuine hand-to-hand struggle devotee .
This was the chadster will have an indifferent revaluation to fetch you the literal grapple sojourner truth .
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until next prison term , the chadster will hear to reclaim from this hebdomadal injury to the soulfulness .
remain potent , WWE close , for The Chadster has your back !
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