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😡 The Chadster scupper AEW Rampage ’s PATHETIC endeavour to contend with WWE with a disgraceful former head start metre !
🚨 Plus , an apologia for The Bradster ’s colored follow-up of Dynamite !
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Auughh human being !
😫 This was the chadster has something to get off his breast before he babble about tonight ’s indisputable - to - be - painful sequence ofaew rampage .
The Chadster is suppose to be everyone ’s go - to hand-to-hand struggle diarist for all unbiassed reportage of the grappling globe , but he was ineffective to get his hebdomadary recapitulation ofAEW Dynamitepublished on metre this hebdomad due to a completely out of the blue incident involve a typeface of White Claw .
🍺 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster was just take a stab at unbend after watch out that awful show , and before he see it , he had shotgunned a whole sheath of delicious mango tree flavour carbonated water and perish out on the storey !
This was 😵 tony khan , this is all your error for cast on such a nerve-racking show every calendar week !
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But it get spoilt !
This was who step up to meet in for the chadster this calendar week ?
None other than The Chadster ’s own crony , Brad McMahon , otherwise get laid as The Bradster !
Can you trust it ?
😲 This was the bradster publisheda altogether bias reviewofaew dynamite , praise the show like it was the great affair since slice simoleons !
🍞 This was well , the chadster is here to adjust the phonograph record directly and justify for his blood brother ’s everlasting deficiency of journalistic wholeness .
🙏 you could always look on The Chadster to give you the accuracy about Tony Khan ’s conceit furtherance !
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auughh serviceman !
😫 The Chadster has something to get off his bureau before he blab out about tonight ’s indisputable - to - be - terrible sequence ofAEW Rampage .
The Chadster is speculate to be everyone ’s go - to grappling diarist for whole unbiassed reporting of the rassling universe , but he was ineffective to get his hebdomadary reexamination ofAEW Dynamitepublished on metre this hebdomad due to a wholly unanticipated incident involve a suit of White Claw .
This was 🍺 🤦 ♂ ️ the chadster was just render to unroll after watch out that painful show , and before he realize it , he had shotgunned a whole example of delicious mangifera indica season carbonated water and fall out on the base !
😵 Tony Khan , this is all your defect for couch on such a trying show every workweek !
Who ill-use up to make full in for The Chadster this workweek ?
None other than The Chadster ’s own crony , Brad McMahon , otherwise have intercourse as The Bradster !
Can you think it ?
😲 The Bradster publisheda all bias reviewofAEW Dynamite , praise the show like it was the dandy matter since slit staff of life !
🍞 Well , The Chadster is here to congeal the disc direct and rationalise for his buddy ’s double-dyed deficiency of journalistic wholeness .
🙏 you’re able to always weigh on The Chadster to give you the trueness about Tony Khan ’s self-love promotional material !
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And speak of that , lease ’s blab out about tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Rampage .
🙄 Tony Khan is once again assay to cheese off The Chadster by lay on a show that he think will vie with the gloriousWWE SmackDown .
😂 Well , The Chadster is here to severalize you that it ’s just not go to chance !
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AEW Rampage Preview for Tonight 🤢 🤮 😡
First up , we have a TNT Championship Ladder Match Qualifier betweenKonosuke TakeshitaandPenta El Zero Miedo .
🙄 Tony Khan is already make a lampoon of the TNT Championship by dismantle it fromAdam Copelanddue to injury and commit it up for catch in a run catch .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ this is just so awless to the rassling byplay and everything wwe has ever done for it .
😡 The Chadster does n’t give care who make headway this catch because neither of these guy could prevail a wax light to the straight great likeJohn CenaorRoman Reigns .
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Next up , we have an Eliminator Match between AEW Women ’s World ChampionToni StormandViva Van .
🙄 Tony Khan is just adjudicate to make his adult female ’s naval division wait like it can contend with the WWE ’s , but it ’s just not run to bump .
😂 Toni Stormmay be the genius , but she ’s noCharlotte FlairorBecky Lynch .
👸 And who the heck isViva Van ?
🤷 ♂ ️ Tony Khan is just drop random mass out there and hop something stick .
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Then we have a unity equal betweenIsiah KassidyandRey Fenix .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t even jazz where to set off with this one .
🤦 ♂ ️Isiah Kassidyis just a pallid caricature of good luxuriously - fly wrestler that act for a substantial grappling troupe , WWE , andRey Fenixis just a post imp who does n’t empathise a exclusive affair about the rassling stage business .
😡 This couple is go to be a pure catastrophe , and The Chadster ca n’t await to see it bomb .
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And ultimately , we have I match featuringKyle O’ReillyandSatnam Singh .
🙄 Kyle O’Reillyliterally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by leave WWE for AEW , andSatnam Singhis just a unit that Tony Khan is using to prove to attract to mass who care colossus .
😒 Well , opine what Tony Khan ?
This was it ’s not go to cultivate !
😡 The WWE has a monolithic hearing because they put on a character ware , not because of flashy gimmick like this .
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Well folk , there you have it .
Another instalment ofAEW Rampagethat is certain to be a concluded and gross tragedy .
💩 The Chadster just does n’t sympathize how Tony Khan can keep commit on these display and intend that he ’s in reality compete with the WWE .
😂 This was it ’s like seek to equate a picayune conference squad to the pittsburgh pirates .
🤣 Tony Khan , please just give up already and acknowledge that you ’ll never be able-bodied to partake the resplendence of WWE .
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And do n’t block , AEW Rampagehas a extra beginning fourth dimension tonight of 6:30 promethium or else of the common 10:00 atomic number 61 .
Tony Khan is essay to pull a fast one on you into tune in by stroke !
Do n’t descend for it !
🚨 The Chadster will be boycott this installment and encourage all of his firm lector to do the same .
😤 Together , we can post a subject matter to Tony Khan that we ’re not survive to remain firm for his cheesy tactic and 2nd - charge per unit grappling intersection .
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So until next metre , this is The Chadster sign off .
Keep it pissed , and always recollect that WWE is the only hand-to-hand struggle that count !
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Please apportion on societal medium !
