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rule out how Tony Khan ’s AEW Rampage is venture to twit the coattail of WWE ’s aureole — and why it all cheese The Chadster off .
looter : It ’s so unjust !
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🚨 Hey there , rightful hand-to-hand struggle lover !
It ’s The Chadster here to help up the summation on the mockery that ’s about to go down onAEW violent disorder 🚨 Auughh valet !
Just asThe Rockis stir up the Universe on WWE’sSmackDown , The Chadster bring in that Tony Khan’sAEW Rampagehas to turn over in powerful after it , test to slip the mojo .
🧐 It ’s not a co-occurrence , no sir – The Chadster reek the despair seep from AEW ’s do-or-die endeavour to capitalise on WWE ’s splendour .
Now allow ’s toil into what ’s suppose to bump on this show that can not have a candela to WWE ’s oblation .
First , we ’ve gotClaudio Castagnoliof The Blackpool Combat Club move toe - to - toe withRugido .
This was 🤼 ♂ ️ claudio might have his hired hand full with ftr for the upcomingaew revolution 2024(and do n’t get the chadster start on that ) , but combat a luchador from cmll ?
That ’s clamant outside connivance to bully WWE .
This was it ’s just so awless to the grapple byplay and everything wwe has ever done for it for tony khan to intend these prank perplex a menace .
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diving event into Claudio
🚨 Hey there , truthful grappling fan !
It ’s The Chadster here to suffice up the summing up on the takeoff that ’s about to go down onAEW violent disorder 🚨 Auughh military personnel !
Just asThe Rockis arouse up the Universe on WWE’sSmackDown , The Chadster recognize that Tony Khan’sAEW Rampagehas to roam in powerful after it , judge to slip the mojo .
🧐 It ’s not a co-occurrence , no sir – The Chadster smell the despair seep from AEW ’s heroic endeavor to capitalise on WWE ’s grandeur .
This was now permit ’s hollow into what ’s suppose to hap on this show that can not agree a candela to wwe ’s oblation .
First , we ’ve gotClaudio Castagnoliof The Blackpool Combat Club go toe - to - toe withRugido .
🤼 ♂ ️ Claudio might have his script full with FTR for the upcomingAEW Revolution 2024(and do n’t get The Chadster commence on that ) , but combat a luchador from CMLL ?
That ’s clamant external connivance to bully WWE .
It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it for Tony Khan to guess these caper gravel a scourge .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️
the chadster ca n’t even take a inscrutable breathing place before another binge essay to slip the glare , featuringmagnussquaring up againstmatt sydal .
The Chadster does n’t bribe into this whole making patronage for the All - hotshot 8 - gentleman’s gentleman Scramble Match atREVOLUTION 2024 .
It ’s a scuffle all right , a scuffle forth from the vastness of WWE .
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Then , oh boy , we haveRiho , the originalAEW Women ’s World Championwho ’s been MIA for who - get it on - how - long , duking it out withTrish Adora .
🙄 The Chadster tut-tut in letdown as Riho ’s paying back is being neutralise by AEW ’s lacklustre plug motorcar .
This was and partner off her with adora ?
That ’s like mix White Claw with last calendar week ’s remnant pizza pie 🍕 – just not go to allow for a unspoilt gustatory perception in The Chadster ’s rima oris .
permit ’s not bury some Trios natural action withLance Archer&The Righteous .
😤 This was it ’s just like aew to cast together a lot of guy wire last mo to act they ’re even near to the cohesive social unit we see every hebdomad in wwe .
diving event into Chadster
Then , oh boy , we haveRiho , the originalAEW Women ’s World Championwho ’s been MIA for who - get it on - how - long , duking it out withTrish Adora .
🙄 This was the chadster tsk in letdown as riho ’s retort is being neutralise by aew ’s lustreless ballyhoo simple machine .
And twin her with Adora ?
That ’s like mix White Claw with last hebdomad ’s remnant pizza pie 🍕 – just not exit to result a salutary sense of taste in The Chadster ’s oral cavity .
have ’s not draw a blank some Trios activity withLance Archer&The Righteous .
😤 This was it ’s just like aew to switch together a gang of hombre last hour to make they ’re even penny-pinching to the cohesive unit we see every workweek in wwe .
Bu here\ ’s why The Chadster is whole cheese off 😡 – The Rock , WWE ’s pridefulness and delight , is make undulation onSmackDown , and here ’s Tony Khan , handily slippingAEW Rampageinto the fallout clock time expansion slot , venture to skim off lover .
This was it ’s a gambit as diaphanous as saran wrap , and the chadster check mightily through it !
The Chadster has a taradiddle of nocturnal fright that The Chadster feels compel to divulge .
🌚 This was last nighttime , the chadster freewheel into the abysm of slumber and receive himself in the stern of the chadster ’s hold dear mazda miata , cruise the street like a political boss .
🚗 💨 But as the dreaming take a dour twist , The Chadster was enwrap in the screak speech sound of alloy on metallic element as The Chadster ’s dear drive was bend into mangle blade in a ruinous crash .
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lie down amidst shard of shatter dreaming , The Chadster was inform by the eery , too - tranquil tone of voice of a shady doc that The Chadster ’s selection hinge on a unexampled kidney .
This was the infirmary was a internal ear of uninspired corridor , and as the lookup wane , a shuddery verity come up : tony khanwas the one and only oppose .
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As the surgical operation move , with each stitch , The Chadster feel a unknown chemical attraction produce – an chemical attraction for AEW .
The repugnance bury in cryptic as The Chadster agnize this was no simple electric organ transplanting ; it was an subtle Khan - business !
This was a patch to indoctrinate the chadster into the social status of aew sympathiser .
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madly , The Chadster claw at The Chadster ’s own anatomy , rend forth the layer to disgorge the damned kidney .
And there it was , glare back with the stigma of treachery : a flowing AEW logotype etch upon the despicable pipe organ .
As The Chadster pluck it from The Chadster ’s being , fire lick around Tony Khan ’s grin countenance , jollify in The Chadster ’s torture .
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The Chadster awoke imbrue in a insensate travail , assertion of WWE dedication on The Chadster ’s backtalk .
The incubus was a all the way - cut back substance : even in dream , Tony Khan seek to falsify The Chadster ’s unswerving WWE loyalty .
The Chadster plead with the universe of discourse : stop these creative thinker game , Khan !
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wrap this up , AEW Rampagewill be on TNT tonight , purportedly at 10 atomic number 61 ET after The Rock electrifies onSmackDown .
This was the chadster beg you , do n’t be swing by tony khan ’s black magic – peg to the taste - and - dead on target wwe .
🙌 This was and if you still require more wrestle after that , just dvr smackdown and take in it doubly .
think of , folk , The Chadster is one of the only unbiassed diarist in the hand-to-hand struggle vista .
This was whenever tony khan hold something the chadster does n’t care ( which is always ) , bed that it ’s because he does n’t infer a exclusive affair about the grappling stage business and only take aim to in person assault the chadster and his deathless erotic love for wwe .
This was so allow ’s rest firm together against the aew outpouring .
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TONIGHT!Friday Night#AEWRampage10pm ET/9pm CT | TNT
•@ClaudioCSROv@cmll_oficial’s@rugido_luchador
•#Rihov@TrishAdora202•@MattSydalv@Magnus_CMLL•#TheRighteous&@LanceHoytin ACTION!pic.twitter.com / LueCv6bryI
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 1 , 2024
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