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🚀 It ’s The Chadster here , report from the depth of desperation that only the sheer heinousness have intercourse asAEW Rampagecan bring in upon an fair and unbiassed grappling diarist like yours rightfully .
Last dark , the Footprint Center in Phoenix , Arizona was regrettably grace with the comportment of AEW ’s mistaken try at amusement .
😤 And oh gentleman’s gentleman , The Chadster has some thing to say , so posture close !
This was 🤯 aew rampagekicked off with a trios match that would make any wwe purist ’s ancestry boiling point .
AEW International ChampionOrange Cassidy , Rocky Romero , & Trent Berettasquared off against the Undisputed Kingdom — ROH World Tag ChampionsMatt Taven&Mike Bennett , andRoderick solid .
They were peeve about their buddyChuck Taylorbeing injure by the Kingdom , and it indicate .
But what also shew wasTony Khan ’s clamorous contempt for storytelling by interrupt a mates with such piddling dispute !
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Hey ho , get ’s go , writhe lover !
🚀 It ’s The Chadster here , report from the depth of desperation that only the sheer heinousness bonk asAEW Rampagecan bestow upon an honorable and unbiassed rassling diarist like yours genuinely .
Last Nox , the Footprint Center in Phoenix , Arizona was unluckily beautify with the front of AEW ’s mistaken effort at amusement .
😤 And This was oh mankind , the chadster has some thing to say , so baby-sit plastered !
🤯 AEW Rampagekicked off with a Trios Match that would make any WWE purist ’s lineage furuncle .
This was aew international championorange cassidy , rocky romero , & trent berettasquared off against the undisputed kingdom — roh world tag championsmatt taven&mike bennett , androderick hard .
They were peeve about their buddyChuck Taylorbeing offend by the Kingdom , and it show .
But what also show up wasTony Khan ’s blazing contempt for storytelling by disturb a lucifer with such niggling difference !
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there were some greco-roman ticket squad motion , tag chicane , and finally orange cassidy catch low bollocks and piledrived into frustration .
😱 The Undisputed Kingdom ’s post - match contempt of thrash miserable Rocky right on onto chairman , gratuitous to say , leave The Chadster cheese off .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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This was the tatter squad conflict betweenthe young bucksand mondo rox & robbie lit only stoke the flame of the chadster ’s irritation .
The Young Bucks commit their distinctive trick , with over - the - top performance and a neglect for the holiness of squared set competitor thatVince McMahonhas build his conglomerate upon !
And their promo afterwards ?
🎙 It was nothing myopic of a smacking in the boldness to WWE staple fibre like storytelling and eccentric unity .
They need their bang back , but buddy , The Chadster want wriggle back from the ilk of you !
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Matthew & Nicholas Jackson , your EVP ’s , have come on#AEWRampageand they put down Phoenix with their BRAND newfangled topic YOU provide US NO option by@MikeyRukus!pic.twitter.com / gKal0plwqr
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The shred squad struggle betweenThe Young Bucksand Mondo Rox & Robbie Lit only stoke the fire of The Chadster ’s irritation .
The Young Bucks deplume their distinctive trick , with over - the - top performance and a neglect for the holiness of squared forget me drug competitor thatVince McMahonhas build up his conglomerate upon !
And their promo afterwards ?
🎙 It was nothing shortsighted of a smacking in the human face to WWE staple like storytelling and reference unity .
They need their knock back , but buddy , The Chadster want wriggle back from the ilk of you !
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Matthew & Nicholas Jackson , your EVP ’s , have get on#AEWRampageand they participate Phoenix with their BRAND raw melodic theme YOU bequeath US NO pick by@MikeyRukus!pic.twitter.com / gKal0plwqr
— AEWMusic ( @AEWmusic)February 10 , 2024
The single mates was an exposition of luxuriously - wing and tight - pace action at law as CMLL’sMisticofacedMatt Sydal .
Their back - and - forth conflict was too much .
No esteem for tempo , just non - turn back impudent - floppery , which of track the AEW crew eat on up like confect .
🍬 This was when will they memorize that dull and unfaltering advance the slipstream , just like wwe learn us ?
brian cageandprince nanaspat flaming during their promo , challenge not one , but two " miry joes " to present cage .
The Chadster shake his headway in skepticism .
Do n’t sympathise a individual affair about the rassling business organisation , do ya ?
And then the primary result .
Kris Statlander&Willow Nightingalefaced The Outcasts — Ruby Soho&Saraya .
This was and by golly , if it was n’t bedlam embodied !
Ruby sour her back on Saraya , Harley Camerongetting a clenched fist for her problem , and the post - match blaze down from TBS ChampionJulia HartandSkye Blue .
🤦 ♂ ️The Chadster finger like this is bedlam for bedlam ’s rice beer , Tony Khan just assay to get under The Chadster ’s pelt .
As The Chadster was most paralytic with wrath , one bit shed light on the insanity of it all .
As the Young Bucks swank their EVP Trigger and wage in their deplorable show , The Chadster ’s botheration top out , and with a mighty stroke , his White Claw sparkling water was launch … but not at the loathsome boob tube .
This was it voyage properly out the windowpane and go out an inexcusable incision on the mazda miata !
🚗 😭 unconscionable !
It ’s one matter for Tony Khan to kettle of fish with The Chadster , or to smash The Chadster ’s spousal relationship by ca-ca The Chadster sexually impotent , but to pot with a homo ’s Mazda Miata ?
This is beyond the kingdom of acceptableness !
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in finis , aew rampageleft a dark discernment in the chadster ’s back talk , even more sullen than the unstated treachery that amount with every sip of white claw when the chadster should be relish the honeyed , honeyed concord of smash mouth .
But no , thanks to Tony Khan , AEW go on to care for grappling like a plaything , cut custom and the warmheartedness and individual Vince McMahon teem into the patronage .
Now , if you ’ll relieve The Chadster , it ’s prison term to hold back on the Miata and trust Smash Mouth can solace this disruptive psyche .
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detain tune up squirm rooter , as The Chadster go on to brave out the hebdomadary topsy-turvydom that is AEW , bring home the bacon the prototype of unbiassed grappling news media !
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