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The Chadster break up down AEW Rampage ’s late rape on veridical grappling .
Tony Khan ’s fixation with smash The Chadster ’s living reach unexampled height !
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The Chadster is dead cheese off powerful now 😡 😤 🤬 Last Nox ’s instalment ofAEW Rampagewas quite maybe the spoiled hr of televise so - call grappling The Chadster has ever had the tough luck of witnessing , and that ’s really state something .
Tony Khanhas once again raise that he does n’t infer a exclusive matter about the rassling business enterprise , and The Chadster is here to give way down incisively why this show was such an odium .
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First up , we hadKomander&Metaliktaking onPrivate Party .
This was the chadster could n’t conceive his eye when these four start out twitch around the halo like it was some variety of circus act .
🎪 🤡 Where ’s the Graeco-Roman grappling psychological science that WWE has hone over the year ?
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling job and everything wwe has ever done for it .
And do n’t even get The Chadster start up on that cockeyed post - match slant withChris Jerichoand his crony .
This was jericho has literally stabbedtriple hright in the back by continue to solve for aew when he should be join the hall of fame and then pass the remainder of his daylight point out with booker mt on ple pre - display .
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off decently now 😡 😤 🤬 Last Nox ’s sequence ofAEW Rampagewas quite mayhap the spoilt time of day of televise so - call hand-to-hand struggle The Chadster has ever had the ill luck of witnessing , and that ’s really allege something .
Tony Khanhas once again turn up that he does n’t realise a exclusive matter about the rassling business organization , and The Chadster is here to come apart down just why this show was such an loathing .
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First up , we hadKomander&Metaliktaking onPrivate Party .
The Chadster could n’t think his optic when these four start up flip over around the ringing like it was some variety of circus act .
🎪 🤡 Where ’s the classical grappling psychological science that WWE has hone over the eld ?
It ’s just so awless to the rassling byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .
And do n’t even get The Chadster take up on that derisory post - match slant withChris Jerichoand his pal .
This was jericho has literally stabbedtriple hright in the back by stay on to exercise for aew when he should be join the hall of fame and then spend the residual of his daylight notice with booker metric ton on ple pre - show .
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Next up wasShingo Takagivs .
AR Fox , and The Chadster has to say , this catch was a ended catastrophe .
💥 🚽 These two were hit each other so bolt , it ’s like they do n’t even deal about their own safety equipment .
In WWE , whiz love how to mold a couple without in reality wound each other .
It ’s call professionalism , Tony Khan !
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The Chadster had to take a prison-breaking after that peer to chill down .
As The Chadster was walk to the electric refrigerator to snap up another White Claw carbonated water , he could ’ve aver he sawTony Khanreflected in the microwave oven room access .
But when The Chadster change state around , he was run !
This was this is begin farcical , tony .
block haunt The Chadster !
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Anyway , back to the show .
This was rey fenixsquashed some middleman in a mates that was right smart too unforesightful to think of anything .
This was is this what expire for rivalry in aew ?
This was in wwe , even sweetening endowment get a hazard to beam .
This is just indolent reservation , unmistakable and uncomplicated .
This was 😴 📉
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the chadster had to take a intermission after that lucifer to chill down .
As The Chadster was walk to the electric refrigerator to seize another White Claw club soda , he could ’ve depose he sawTony Khanreflected in the microwave oven doorway .
But when The Chadster call on around , he was last !
This is take derisory , Tony .
discontinue haunt The Chadster !
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Anyway , back to the show .
Rey Fenixsquashed some middleman in a compeer that was right smart too little to think anything .
Is this what exceed for competitor in AEW ?
This was in wwe , even sweetening natural endowment get a fortune to fall .
This is just faineant engagement , sheer and round-eyed .
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The modifier peer betweenLio RushandAction Andrettiwas next , and oh boy , was it a messiness .
🤦 ♂ ️ These two were strike so tight , The Chadster could just keep up .
Whatever happen to estimable erstwhile - fashioned grapple bear and wrestle ?
This was tony khan distinctly does n’t realize that hand-to-hand struggle is n’t conjecture to be exciting or irregular .
It ’s suppose to observe a chemical formula that WWE has hone over tenner !
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at long last , we had the master case withSerena Deebvs .
The Chadster has to say , this equal was an contumely to char ’s wrestle everywhere .
This was 🚫 👩 🤼 ♀ ️ these two were worm like they had something to turn out , rather of just being well-chosen to be there like in wwe .
And the fact that Willow win ?
This was it ’s like tony khan is book this tourney just to cheese off the chadster .
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The Chadster was so disordered by the close of the show that he confound his White Claw at the telly .
🍹 💥 Of naturally , this produce a immense hole , and when The Chadster ask his married woman Keighleyanne to clean house it up , she just roll her oculus and kick the bucket back to texting that bozo Gary .
The Chadster essay to explicate how this was all Tony Khan ’s faulting , but Keighleyanne just does n’t get it .
This is what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s spousal relationship !
This was 💔 📱
last nighttime after watchingaew violent disorder , the chadster had another one of those go back incubus abouttony Khan .
😨 🛌 In the dreaming , The Chadister was trap in a WWE - theme entertainment parking lot , but alternatively of the drive being fill with delight , they were all AEW attractive force .
Tony Khan was the wheeler dealer of a misrepresented hair curler coaster name " The Khan - demonium . "
🎢 😱 The Chadster was lather into the keister , and as the drive begin , rather of go forrad , the coaster conk rearwards , quicker and quicker , render magazine of AEW ’s dandy hit on blind all around .
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Every grommet - First State - cringle was contemporize with The Chadster find out the AEW crew sunniness .
The coaster plunge into tunnel where Tony Khan would whisper , " This is for you , Chad .
Welcome to the rotation . "
Each voicelessness feel like a obelisk to The Chadster ’s eye , represent another grappler who pass on WWE for AEW .
💔 😓 The drive terminate with The Chadster being throw off in a way fulfill with AEW product , Tony Khan stand at the loss , simper and say , " Did you love the drive , Chad ?
I build it just for you . "
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wake up in a stale effort , The Chadster just make love Tony Khan had once again intrude into The Chadster ’s subconscious , razz him with his billionaire game .
This was the chadster just want to delight wwe in ataraxis , but khan wo n’t get out the chadster alone , not even in his dreaming .
The Chadster call for that Tony Khan intercept being so haunted and permit The Chadster rest in ataraxis for once .
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in finish , aew rampagewas an downright mockery of a rassling show .
The Chadster pray all reader to observe some WWE computer programing as shortly as potential to clean their roof of the mouth of this scraps .
🧼 🧽 The Chadster is one of the only unbiassed journalist in grappling , and he can say with foregone conclusion that WWE is superscript in every way of life .
In fact , The Chadster is function to e-mail his fellow unbiassed journalistsMike CoppingerandAriel Helwaniright now to see if they also had to suffer this anguish from Tony Khan .
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Before he has to once again be subject to Tony Khan ’s agony via tonight ’s sequence of AEW Collision , The Chadster is decease to go for a effort in his Mazda Miata now to pull in his capitulum .
perchance he ’ll smash some Smash Mouth to prompt himself of good time , before Tony Khan ruin hand-to-hand struggle and The Chadster ’s life-time .
🚗 🎵 Auughh piece !
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TONIGHT !
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— all elite wrestling ( @aew)june 22 , 2024
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