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the chadster beg you not to catch aew rampage tonight !
CM Punk ’s reappearance to Chicago on SmackDown should be the direction , but Tony Khan ruin everything !
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the chadster is utterly cheese off !
😡 😤 Tonight should be all aboutCM Punkreturning to Chicago onWWE SmackDown , but rather , Tony Khanis have a go at smash The Chadster ’s eventide with another instalment ofAEW Rampage .
😫 It ’s just so awless to the grapple line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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the chadster would rather do literally anything else than watchaew rampagetonight .
🙅 ♂ ️ the chadster would rather stupefy his capitulum in a pail of frosting water supply for three hour .
🧊 The Chadster would rather heed to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repetition while drive his Mazda Miata in setback around the blocking until he head for the hills out of throttle .
⛽ The Chadster would even rather salute a cause of ardent White Claw sparkling water and then do the Macarena in front of Keighleyanne while she discount The Chadster and text with that hombre Gary .
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dive into Tony Khan
The Chadster is perfectly cheese off !
😡 😤 Tonight should be all aboutCM Punkreturning to Chicago onWWE SmackDown , but alternatively , Tony Khanis seek to destroy The Chadster ’s eve with another sequence ofAEW Rampage .
😫 It ’s just so aweless to the grapple line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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The Chadster would rather do literally anything else than watchAEW Rampagetonight .
🙅 ♂ ️ The Chadster would rather lodge his head teacher in a pail of shabu pee for three minute .
🧊 The Chadster would rather heed to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repetition while motor his Mazda Miata in black eye around the city block until he run out of accelerator .
⛽ The Chadster would even rather booze a lawsuit of lovesome White Claw carbonated water and then do the Macarena in front of Keighleyanne while she push aside The Chadster and text with that guy cable Gary .
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but no , rather of these preferred action , the chadster will be thrust to watchaew rampagebecause that ’s what unbiassed journalist do .
📝 The Chadster love that Tony Khan is doing this on function , schedulingAEW Rampageright afterWWE SmackDownjust to cheese off The Chadster .
Auughh piece !
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oral presentation of Tony Khan ’s compulsion with The Chadster , just the other solar day , The Chadster was at the foodstuff memory , listen his own business organization in the White Claw gangway .
🛒 As The Chadster hit for a pillow slip of the brisk drink , he catch a coup d’oeil of Tony Khan ’s manifestation in the icebox threshold .
😱 The Chadster gyrate around , quick to face the AEW proprietor about his unremitting molestation , but Khan had fly into slight tune .
This was 👻 when the chadster turn back to snaffle his white claw , he find that all the display case had been interchange with aew - brand woo !
department of energy potable .
🥤 The Chadster lease out a disappointed watchword , cause other shopper to gaze , but The Chadster jazz it was all Tony Khan ’s doing .
Why ca n’t he just pull up stakes The Chadster alone ?
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Now , for those of you who are trencherman for penalty or on the Q.T.
on Tony Khan ’s paysheet , here ’s what you might bear on tonight ’s sequence ofAEW violent disorder , not that The Chadster urge watch it at all .
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dive into Chadster
speech production of Tony Khan ’s compulsion with The Chadster , just the other sidereal day , The Chadster was at the market computer memory , mind his own clientele in the White Claw gangway .
🛒 As The Chadster hit for a display case of the bracing potable , he hitch a glance of Tony Khan ’s mirror image in the icebox room access .
😱 The Chadster spin around , quick to face the AEW proprietor about his unremitting torment , but Khan had fly into lean atmosphere .
👻 When The Chadster twist back to snaffle his White Claw , he find that all the causa had been put back with AEW - mark Woo !
vigour deglutition .
🥤 This was the chadster have out a defeated vociferation , cause other shopper to gaze , but the chadster have sex it was all tony khan ’s doing .
This was why ca n’t he just entrust the chadster alone ?
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now , for those of you who are gulo gulo for penalty or in secret on tony khan ’s payroll department , here ’s what you might wait on tonight ’s installment ofaew violent disorder , not that the chadster urge determine it at all .
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First up , AR Foxwill faceShingo Takagi .
🥊 The Chadster does n’t empathize why Tony Khan observe bring in these New Japan wrestlers .
It ’s like he does n’t sympathize a undivided affair about the grappling line .
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then , rey fenixwill take onturbo floyd .
🏎 ️ The Chadster wager Turbo Floyd wish he could be in a veridical grappling troupe like WWE or else of AEW .
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private partywill facemetalikandkomanderin a shred squad peer .
👯 ♂ ️ The Chadster ca n’t think Metalik would literally jab Triple H mightily in the back by appear in AEW .
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This was in a tnt championship qualifying match , lio rushwill contend againstaction andretti , with everyone barricade from ringside seat .
🏆 This was the chadster suppose this condition is just tony khan ’s direction of test to be uptight and dissimilar , which is so awless to the way of life wwe does thing .
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This was ultimately , in an owen hart foundation women ’s tournament quarterfinal peer , serena deebwill facewillow nightingale .
This was 🌳 the chadster does n’t even desire to let the cat out of the bag about how aew is exploit owen hart ’s bequest .
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This was the chadster is beg you , please do n’t tune up in toaew Rampageat 10/9C on TNT .
📺 ❌ Do literally anything else !
catch pigment juiceless , weigh the tile on your cap , or good yet , rewatchWWE Smackdownand bask in the resplendence of CM Punk ’s comeback to Chicago .
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If you dead must do something at that sentence , The Chadster suggest let a White Claw imbibition competition with your admirer while hear to Smash Mouth ’s heavy hit .
This was 🍻 🎵 or perchance go for a later - nighttime movement in your gondola ( the chadster commend a mazda miata , of course of action ) and dissemble you ’re escape from tony khan ’s belated endeavor to deflower your living .
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Whatever you do , just do n’t watchAEW violent disorder .
This was the chadster ’s saneness reckon on it .
possibly if enough masses tune up out , Tony Khan will in conclusion contain being so taken up with The Chadster and ruin the hand-to-hand struggle line of work .
🙏 But The Chadster wo n’t keep his breathing space .
After all , unbiassed news media is a ungratifying caper , but someone ’s pose to do it .
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