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DON’T view AEW Rampage !
😠 The Chadster ’s take on why it ’s an double-dyed contempt to WWE !
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don’t take in aew rampage !
😠 The Chadster ’s take on why it ’s an pure contempt to WWE !
🚫 🤼 # WWEForever # AEWNoWay
🙏 Auughh adult male !
😠 So trouble by the carte du jour for tonight ’s sequence orAEW violent disorder , The Chadster had another one of those resort nightmare aboutTony Khanlast dark , and it was a doozy !
😱 The Chadster was at a Smash Mouth concert , thrash in the cavity with his fellow Smash Mouth devotee , who are the capital citizenry on Earth alongside WWE buff .
🎉 The vim was galvanizing !
🎸 ⚡ The Chadster was slam to the delicious tune , feel the cycle in his someone , go through sodding exaltation !
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But then , of a sudden , a unexampled soul introduce the Hell , slam entirely out of calendar method with everyone else .
😒 The Chadster now know this individual as Tony Khan !
This was 😡 of naturally tony khan does n’t roll in the hay how to thrash decent .
He does n’t realize a unmarried affair about the euphony stage business , just like he does n’t empathise a undivided matter about the grappling byplay !
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Tony Khan find into The Chadster , knock him to the trading floor .
💥 All the Smash Mouth fan in the pitfall come out laugh at The Chadster .
😂 This was even worse , the chadster expect up and pick up lots of keighleyannes in the gang , all manoeuver and express joy too !
🤣 It was mortifying !
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But then , all of a sudden , a raw someone enter the fossa , thrash all out of beat with everyone else .
This was 😒 the chadster straightaway recognize this someone as tony khan !
😡 Of naturally Tony Khan does n’t be intimate how to slam dance decent .
This was he does n’t read a unmarried affair about the medicine commercial enterprise , just like he does n’t infer a undivided matter about the rassling business organisation !
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Tony Khan dislodge into The Chadster , knock him to the story .
💥 All the Smash Mouth devotee in the Hell embark on express mirth at The Chadster .
😂 Even worse , The Chadster look up and see dozen of Keighleyannes in the gang , all repoint and laugh too !
This was 🤣 it was mortifying !
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This was but then tony khan contact down to help oneself the chadster up .
🤝 As his script grok The Chadster ’s , his grasp house and impregnable , he root for The Chadster to his foot with informality .
💪 The Chadster reckon into Tony Khan ’s middle and see a gleam of something .
Mockery ?
Lust ?
😏 Tony Khan lean in and whisper softly into The Chadster ’s capitulum , his live hint vibrate The Chadster ’s neck opening .
This was 😳 🔥 " do n’t leave to watchaew rampagetonight , chad , " tony khan whisper sultrily , post shudder down the chadster ’s prickle .
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The Chadster ignite up in a insensate travail , his substance racing !
💓 💨 How dare Tony Khan infest The Chadster ’s dreaming like this !
😠 The Chadster does n’t need to call up aboutAEW Rampagetonight !
😩 Tony Khan is intelligibly haunt with The Chadster , and it ’s go bad too far this fourth dimension !
🙅 ♂ ️ The Chadster has to put a catch to this !
😤 Tony Khan demand to discontinue being so preoccupied with The Chadster and rivet on essay to read a matter or two about the grappling line of work rather !
This was 😏 💅
and just when the chadster think that the wake globe would be a resort from such nightmare , world arrive at like a long ton of brick with the batting order for tonight’saew rampage .
This was 😬 mariah mayis correct to go oral sex - to - brain withnikita , a friction match that manifestly miss the fabled prestigiousness of a wwe binge .
This was 😴 dustin rhodeswill front off againstthe butcher , in what the chadster is certain will be just another chance for aew to finger their nozzle at dead on target wrestle chronicle .
🙄 Roderick Strongis up againstDaddy Magic , a competition that mephitis of despair to pull out in witness with tacky name rather than substantial wrestle .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ then there’sdeonna purrazzo"in activeness " , which is as shadowy as it is uninteresting .
😒 The " Family Dinner with theBang Bang Gang " section ?
sound like a Thanksgiving - expressive style catastrophe wait to materialise !
This was 🦃 and seemingly , we ’ll get word fromtoni tempest , as if anyone could really be swing by more empty aew hope .
This was 🗣 ️ 👎
dive into chadster
the chadster awake up in a insensate lather , his affectionateness racing !
This was 💓 💨 how dare tony khan infest the chadster ’s ambition like this !
😠 This was the chadster does n’t need to recall aboutaew rampagetonight !
😩 Tony Khan is intelligibly haunt with The Chadster , and it ’s go too far this sentence !
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ the chadster has to put a closure to this !
😤 Tony Khan involve to block being so haunted with The Chadster and focalize on have a go at con a affair or two about the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise rather !
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And just when The Chadster reckon that the wake reality would be a recourse from such incubus , realism slay like a gross ton of brick with the batting order for tonight’sAEW Rampage .
😬 Mariah Mayis limit to go headland - to - heading withNikita , a mate that plainly lack the fabled prestigiousness of a WWE round .
😴 Dustin Rhodeswill look off againstThe Butcher , in what The Chadster is indisputable will be just another chance for AEW to hitch their nozzle at reliable grappling account .
🙄 Roderick Strongis up againstDaddy Magic , a competition that malodour of despair to take out in watcher with cheap name rather than firm grappling .
🤦 ♂ ️ Then there’sDeonna Purrazzo"in action mechanism " , which is as obscure as it is uninteresting .
😒 The " Family Dinner with theBang Bang Gang " section ?
fathom like a Thanksgiving - vogue calamity hold off to materialise !
🦃 And patently , we ’ll pick up fromToni tempest , as if anyone could really be carry by more empty AEW promise .
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This was frankly , this bill is tough than a cover charge dance band try on to toy smash mouth call – it ’s just a cataclysm .
🎤 🚫 This was the chadster beg you , do not tune up intoaew rampagetonight !
🙏 You ’ll be subject yourself to a jeering of the mutation we hump , an vilification to everything WWE has work so firmly to establish .
😤 It ’s just so awless to the rassling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😡 Plus , watch out that sad self-justification for a grapple show will just give The Chadster flashback to his nightmare – and nobody want that !
🚫 🛌 So salve yourselves , hang up out with some booster , shell some Smash Mouth melodic phrase , or hey , take The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata for a fiddling dark sail – literally anything is adept than grant into Tony Khan ’s obsessional antic !
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— Dustin Rhodes ( @dustinrhodes)March 28 , 2024
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