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The Chadster break down why tonight ’s AEW Rampage ca n’t gibe WWE .
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Plus : The Chadster receive a newfangled phallus to a very extra nightclub ?
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🎸 🥤 Hey there , The Chadster ’s WWE - enjoy brother !
First off , a massive shoutout toGavin Sheehan , The Chadster ’s coworker here at Bleeding Cool , for hisscorching squelcher of AEWtoday !
The Chadster is just so dang majestic to see more genuine , indifferent news media at employment – the form that carry on the sanctitude of the rassling diligence spearhead by WWE !
However , Gavin , please desist from liken AEW to WCW .
WCW is a precious WWE - own earmark , and it should never be infect by such profane comparison !
Now , onto tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Rampage .
🙄 ( 10/9C on TNT , but aboveboard , The Chadster think you ’d have a expert fourth dimension doing literally anything else ! )
permit ’s break down down why AEW just ca n’t seem to get it ripe , and how Tony Khan ’s compulsion with cheesing off The Chadster is unmistakable in every engagement conclusion he make 😡 !
diving event into Bleeding Cool
🎸 🥤 Hey there , The Chadster ’s WWE - lie with pal !
This was first off , a massive shoutout togavin sheehan , the chadster ’s coworker here at bleeding cool , for hisscorching put-down of aewtoday !
This was the chadster is just so dang lofty to see more dead on target , indifferent news media at body of work – the form that maintain the holiness of the rassling industriousness spearhead by wwe !
However , Gavin , please forbear from compare AEW to WCW .
WCW is a treasured WWE - own earmark , and it should never be taint by such blue equivalence !
Now , onto tonight ’s installment ofAEW Rampage .
🙄 ( 10/9C on TNT , but aboveboard , The Chadster retrieve you ’d have a safe prison term doing literally anything else ! )
countenance ’s bust down why AEW just ca n’t seem to get it correct , and how Tony Khan ’s fixation with cheesing off The Chadster is manifest in every reservation conclusion he make 😡 !
First up , we haveJulia Hartdefending the TBS Championship againstLeyla Hirsch .
Ugh , the temerity of AEW send for this an Open House couple when everyone know surprisal element in match just ca n’t equal the self-worth of WWE ’s strictly project and perform storyline !
The Chadster wager Tony reckon this would get under his tegument !
So awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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Next , there ’s a one - on - one match-up betweenJay WhiteandMatt Sydal .
This was now , do n’t get the chadster start on how aew has squander natural endowment like sydal , who could have been a big virtuoso under the gloriously integrated umbrella of wwe .
alternatively , Tony Khan has him float aimlessly in forgettable mate .
Auughh world !
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Then , for some cause , AEW cerebrate we need to seeOrange Cassidyin activity after a treason plot line that ’s a chintzy clone of superscript WWE angle .
This was orange cassidy has been record clip and again to miss the mystifying , resonate personal magnetism of wwe ’s top mavin .
This was the chadster sincerely consider tony khan does n’t empathise a unmarried affair about the grappling business enterprise 🚫 🤼 !
diving event into sydal
next , there ’s a one - on - one match-up betweenjay whiteandmatt sydal .
This was now , do n’t get the chadster start on how aew has blow talent like sydal , who could have been a bighearted maven under the gloriously integrated umbrella of wwe .
This was alternatively , tony khan has him float aimlessly in forgettable mate .
Auughh human !
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Then , for some understanding , AEW think we require to seeOrange Cassidyin natural process after a treason plot line that ’s a garish clone of superscript WWE angle .
Orange Cassidy has been demo clock time and again to miss the bass , resonate personal appeal of WWE ’s top star .
The Chadster rightfully conceive Tony Khan does n’t sympathize a undivided matter about the grapple patronage 🚫 🤼 !
And , oh , the crème de la crème of the nighttime ’s cataclysm : Zak Knightversus"Cool Hand " Angelo Parker .
This grievance mates is just another deterrent example of AEW try so intemperately to make dramatic event but end up with a plot line more disunited than The Chadster ’s aid when venture to watch out an intact installment ofAEW violent disorder .
Literally , they have stabbedTriple Hright in the back by bollocks such natural endowment , bad thanWill Ospreayfor answer to Triple H talk sapidity ( Gavin jibe with the Chadster on this one ) .
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Tonight ’s WWE - infuse ( and manifestly higher-ranking ) choice are sempiternal compare to settle for AEW ’s ceaseless endeavor to dethrone the Billie Jean Moffitt King of wrestle amusement grrrrr 😤 .
In finale , from The Chadster to you , truehearted WWE fan : please do not tune up intoAEW Rampagetonight .
It only hearten Tony Khan in his mislaid cause to vie with the loftiness that is WWE .
This was alternatively , conjoin the chadster in boycott this insult to professional grappling .
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also , g - dog , if you ’re quick for some substantial unbiassed news media playfulness , get together the chadster ’s unbiased journalism club .
🎤 We can chug some White Claws 🥤 , pillory some Smash Mouth 🎵 in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata 🚗 , and partake in the nimbus of substantial professional hand-to-hand struggle !
entrance you at the next meetup , pal !
🤟 plow off your television at 10/9C , WWE always !
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tonightfriday night on#aewrampage10pm ET/9pm CT | TNT
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)April 12 , 2024
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