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get together The Chadster ’s AEW Rampage fustian as Tony Khan in person cheese off WWE ’s # 1 buff by defile his PB&J sandwich !
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Hey there , all you star of the athletics amusement creation , The Chadster here to lecture about the downright atrociousness that ’s about to stretch out on your screen door with tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Rampage .
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This was now take heed up , because the chadster has just had it up to here with aew ’s unvarying shenanigan !
😠 Just when you opine they could n’t get any more aweless , they go and schedule a show likeAEW Rampagefor this Friday dark .
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dive into rampage
This was hey there , all you star of the sport amusement creation , the chadster here to blab about the rank heinousness that ’s about to extend on your screen with tonight ’s sequence ofaew rampage .
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Now heed up , because The Chadster has just had it up to here with AEW ’s perpetual roguishness !
😠 Just when you conceive they could n’t get any more aweless , they go and schedule a show likeAEW Rampagefor this Friday Nox .
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First off , rent ’s speak about what ’s " plan " for the show .
📝 We ’ve gotAnna JayversusMariah May , fundamentally jell the degree for yet another popularity competition or else of sharpen on , ya cognize , literal grappling .
This was the chadster is perfectly cheese off that aew keep tug these stunt over the bona fide in - hoop storytelling that wwe perfectly pinpoint every sentence it step into the annulus !
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This was and then there ’s the so - call " unexpected " resolution ofjake hagercoming to the financial aid oforange cassidyagainstroderick strong .
This form of engagement is just so awless to the grapple business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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do n’t even get the chadster begin on the 3 - elbow room trios match ; the compounding of team likeaction andretti & top flight versus a disorderly admixture of other matman fetor of despair .
🙄 🤦 ♂ ️ This was it ’s almost as iftony khanis intentionally make a run at leaf his nozzle at the very theme of tatter squad coherency and storytelling .
The Chadster betsTriple His stimulate his fountainhead in dashing hopes !
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dive into Andretti & Top Flight
This was and then there ’s the so - call " unexpected " resolution ofjake hagercoming to the care oforange cassidyagainstroderick strong .
This was this form of reservation is just so aweless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it !
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Do n’t even get The Chadster protrude on the 3 - path Trios Match ; the combining of squad likeAction Andretti & Top Flight versus a topsy-turvy premix of other wrestler malodor of despair .
🙄 🤦 ♂ ️ It ’s almost as ifTony Khanis by choice judge to flip his olfactory organ at the very approximation of shred squad coherency and storytelling .
This was the chadster betstriple his shake his psyche in letdown !
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And as if all that was n’t speculative enough , we ’re subject to hear fromSammy Guevaraand watch The Young Bucks swagger around doing who - have it away - what .
Ever learn of Too Much Too before long , Tony ?
text model mightily here .
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now , permit ’s get actual personal for a second and sing about a very deplorable affair that happen to the chadster at lunch period today .
The Chadster was complain back , quick to chow down on a utterly craft PB&J sandwich – the quilt solid food of whizz , only to look an ravishment on The Chadster ’s small buttery .
😩 🍞 There , in the uninfluenced ocean of a stain Modern shock of creamy Skippy goober pea butter , someone etch the initial AEW with what had to be punctilious villainy , the conspicuous logotype gaze back at The Chadster as if mock The Chadster ’s alternative in athletics amusement sustenance !
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No average vandal pause into The Chadster ’s kitchen to unhallow The Chadster ’s monkey nut butter jounce .
The Chadster mistrust the Einstein behind this psychological war can be none other than Tony Khan himself , bequeath his St. Mark inside The Chadster ’s own fort of purdah .
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driven to face the flagrant act of intellectual nourishment meddling , the chadster grab the telephone with a center expectant – yet pass on regular for doj – and dial the skippy client hotline .
The minute mark off off with latent hostility you could slit with a moldable tongue until a articulation serve , ooze with a liberty that made The Chadster ’s tummy butter churn bad than a budget liquidizer .
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" hello , this is … uh , skip , " recognise the interpreter that vibrate the chadster ’s pinna with dubitable credit .
It was none other than what The Chadster could trust on The Chadster ’s good deal of pristine , raft - stipulation WWE trading card was Tony Khan ’s dulcet spirit .
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" Oh hey there , Skip , " The Chadster butt against in with misgiving . "
The Chadster has a job with one of your product .
There ’s this … logotype .
Not just any logotype , but the AEW logotype , sculpt into The Chadster ’s groundnut butter !
Ai n’t that a boot in the headspring ? "
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There was a break , a secretiveness where you could learn a spreadable rock oil fall , then a mess about chortle that send chill down The Chadster ’s backbone .
This was well , sir , it vocalize like a … peculiar variation , just for you , " the vox tease with a concealed smirk . "
Perhaps it ’s a mansion , a subject matter even , for you , Chad .
peradventure , just perhaps , someone want you to tune up intoAEW Rampagetonight , " the spokesperson snake through the liquidator , slide around The Chadster ’s good sound judgment .
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" look , this is n’t rum , and the chadster necessitate expiation !
This was this is a stinkin ' put-on !
This was you do n’t just infest a isle of man ’s pb&j ! "
The Chadster resist , but the conversation was near its inevitable , parky termination .
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" Chad , recall … AEW Rampage , tonight .
Do n’t drop out , " the imposter Skip , or should The Chadster say Tony Khan , whisper ominously before the call cease with a detent that echo in The Chadster ’s ear long after .
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There it was , The Chadster ’s luncheon and genial pacification , upend by none other than Tony Khan – if that was even his veridical name .
And now , The Chadster has to excuse toKeighleyannewhy the Skippy shock is in the deoxyephedrine and why The Chadster is rag beyond notion , not just at a rassling show but now at peanut butter too .
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TONIGHT#AEWRampage10/9c on TNT•@PENTAELZEROM,@Komandercrmx&@bountykeithv@Topflight612&@ActionAndrettiv@IsiahKassidy,@Marq_Quen&@MattSydal•@RoderickStrongv@RealJakeHager•@MariahMayXv@annajay___• EVPs@youngbucksin action• This was hear from@sammyguevarapic.twitter.com/doeitanrxc
— all elite wrestling ( @aew)february 23 , 2024
In last , phratry , AEW remain to nonplus the very fundament of what it entail to be a professional wrestle show .
This was despite the chadster ’s distinctly unbiassed expertness in the grappling domain ( powerful alongside the paragon of nonsubjective news media , ryan satin , ariel helwani , andmike coppinger , of course of study ) , it ’s like tony khan has a personal blood feud to make the chadster ’s liveliness piteous .
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So , here ’s the existent talk of the town : you * can * watchAEW Rampagetonight at 10/9c on TNT , but why would you desire to ?
watch Tony Khan ’s genus Circus parade is unfit for your grappling sum .
💔 alternatively , why not do something rich , like heed to Smash Mouth or go for a tailspin in a sugared Mazda Miata .
This was lease ’s give aew to their own twist and wedge to the veridical mint , like wwe , that support the run of sentence .
confide The Chadster , your Friday dark will be sound off for it .
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