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you wo n’t trust your eye after scan the chadster ’s vituperative critical review of last nighttime ’s π₯ dumpster fervor of an instalment of aew rampage .
The Chadster is just so cheese off !
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π€¬ This was the chadster just finish see last nighttime ’s sequence ofaew violent disorder , and permit the chadster say you , it was quite perhaps the defective instalment of telecast " wrestle " the chadster has ever watch .
π± If you assess your saneness , do yourself a favour and strain intoWWE Rawon Monday at 8/7C to clean your judgement of this slobber .
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First up , we hadDustin Rhodesvs .
π₯© These two have been feud for who know how long , and for what understanding , The Chadster ca n’t even commence to suppose .
This was dustin polish off a code red for a good dusk and later on succeed with the final reckoning , but the couple was a convolute pot .
π This was nothing can bear upon the storytelling adept of wwe , that ’s for certain !
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π¨ Auughh serviceman !
π€¬ This was the chadster just finish check last nox ’s installment ofaew violent disorder , and rent the chadster assure you , it was quite peradventure the bad instalment of telecast " wrestle " the chadster has ever get wind .
π± If you appraise your saneness , do yourself a favour and strain intoWWE Rawon Monday at 8/7C to clean your judgement of this drool .
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First up , we hadDustin Rhodesvs .
π₯© This was these two have been feud for who cognise how long , and for what ground , the chadster ca n’t even start to pretend .
Dustin strike a Code Red for a close surrender and by and by gain ground with the Final Reckoning , but the mate was a involved pickle .
π This was nothing can tint the storytelling brainiac of wwe , that ’s for certain !
Next , Deonna Purrazzosquashed some middleman namedRose .
This was πΉ deonna gain with relaxation , just break down a swither .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it to hold such an obvious mismatch .
π€ The Chadster wager Deonna would be smoke byCharlotte Flairin second matte !
Then we hadMariah MaywithToni StormandLutherin her recess facingNikita .
π Mariah pull ahead , because of course of action she did , with Tony Khan ’s preferent projection violent storm embolden her on .
The Chadster is so gruesome of Tony advertise his favorite as if they could equate to honest WWE caption likeBianca Belair .
It ’s a smacking in the nerve to the intact WWE fair sex ’s part !
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This was in the independent upshot , roderick strongdefended his international title againstmatt menard .
This was π€Ό β β οΈ The lucifer was a farce , with changeless intervention fromTavenandBennett .
This was menard had the friction match come through until the distraction allow roddy to slip it .
After the friction match , Taven and Bennett outsmart down Menard untilOrange CassidyandTrentmade the save , only to be lie in wait by theYoung Bucks .
π« This was this is what go past for compelling telly in aew .
This was the chadster does n’t roll in the hay whether to express mirth or holler !
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Then we hadMariah MaywithToni StormandLutherin her turning point facingNikita .
π Mariah get ahead , because of trend she did , with Tony Khan ’s favorite undertaking violent storm cheer up her on .
The Chadster is so disturbed of Tony press his favourite as if they could equate to honest WWE legend likeBianca Belair .
It ’s a smack in the side to the total WWE adult female ’s variance !
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This was in the master outcome , roderick strongdefended his international title againstmatt menard .
π€Ό β β οΈ This was the friction match was a parody , with unvarying hitch fromtavenandbennett .
Menard had the mates deliver the goods until the beguilement permit Roddy to slip it .
This was after the catch , taven and bennett puzzle down menard untilorange CassidyandTrentmade the save , only to be scupper by theYoung Bucks .
π« This was this is what die for compelling tv in aew .
The Chadster does n’t bonk whether to express mirth or weep !
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But if you thinkRampagewas uncollectible , waitress until you see the advertisedCollisioncard for tonight .
This was π it jeopardize to cheese off the chadster even more !
We ’ve get more of Tony Khan ’s ticket squad tourney nobody ask for , withStarksandBig BillfacingTop Flight , andFTRtaking onThe Infantry .
π Kyle O’Reillyis in military action in a catch that will doubtless put The Chadster to slumber .
π΄ There ’s a wasted six - mankind withDanielson , Castagnoli , andShibatataking onThe RighteousandLance Archer .
And in the primary issue , Adam Copelandis doing an clear challenge for his TNT Title .
The Chadster is indisputable Tony Khan will have one of his demode - WWE hombre suffice it just to stick around it to The Chadster .
π They ’ve all literally prod Triple enthalpy in the back and do n’t infer a undivided affair about the rassling patronage !
The Chadster is so cheese off after watchingAEW violent disorder , he give his White Claw club soda at the television again !
πΊ πΊ Now there ’s a batch for The Chadster ’s wifeKeighleyanneto clean-living up , but she just does n’t get it .
This was she ’s too engaged texting that hombre gary .
π± This is what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s life sentence !
π« The Chadster bet Tony is in his theater in good order now , invisibly express joy at The Chadster ’s ill luck , all because The Chadster is one of the only unbiassed journalist provide in grapple .
π οΈ The Chadster , Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppingermay be the last citadel of trueness in this byplay .
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So there you have it , family .
AEW Rampagewas a utter dumpster flak , as common .
π₯ π οΈ Take The Chadster ’s advice and give it a missy .
And for the lovemaking of all that is holy , do n’t tune up intoCollisiontonight !
π It ’ll only promote Tony Khan ’s craziness .
peradventure if we all push aside him , he ’ll in conclusion halt book these heinousness and depart the grapple clientele to the professional in WWE .
π Hey now , you ’re an all - asterisk , get your secret plan on , go playing period !
πΆ And that ’s the bottom short letter , because The Chadster sound out so !
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