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The Chadster is cheese OFF about AEW ’s awless Owen Hart Cup on AEW Dynamite tonight !
π‘ Tony Khan ’s compulsion with The Chadster is out of dominance !
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Auughh gentleman !
π€¬ π€¬ π€¬ tonight ’s instalment ofaew dynamiteis really go under to cheese the chadster off , and it ’s all thanks to tony khan ’s thoroughgoing deficiency of deference for the grapple line of work .
π€ π€ π€ This was the chadster just ca n’t think the nervus of this guy cable , work the tragical demise of squirm legendowen hartwith this aweless tourney .
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It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
π π π WWE bang how to decent tap hang caption , like they did with the incredibleWyatt Sick6debut onWWE Rawthis calendar week , pay testimonial to the former , greatBray Wyatt .
π π π But does Tony Khan note any of the contribution WWE made to Owen Hart ’s life history ?
Of of course not !
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Auughh piece !
π€¬ π€¬ π€¬ Tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamiteis really determine to cheese The Chadster off , and it ’s all thanks to Tony Khan ’s everlasting want of deference for the grappling business organisation .
π€ π€ π€ The Chadster just ca n’t conceive the face of this guy cable , work the tragical last of wrestle legendOwen Hartwith this awless tourney .
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It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .
π π π WWE fuck how to decently overwork fall caption , like they did with the incredibleWyatt Sick6debut onWWE Rawthis workweek , pay up protection to the previous , greatBray Wyatt .
π π π But does Tony Khan advert any of the contribution WWE made to Owen Hart ’s life history ?
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To make thing bad , Tony Khan has the audaciousness to hold former WWE star who literally prod Triple H mighty in the back by link AEW .
π‘ οΈ π‘ οΈ π‘ οΈClaudio CastagnoliandPACwill grimace off in the first man ’s quarterfinal peer , whileKris StatlanderandNyla Rose , who have n’t even give their due in WWE ’s developmental organization , vie in the woman ’s square bracket .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster depart on the balance of the circuit card !
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Continental ChampionKazuchika Okadain an eliminator lucifer as well ?
A helter-skelter eight - mankind shred featuringOrange Cassidy , Dante Martin , Marc Briscoe , andKyle O’Reilly ?
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The Chadster ca n’t abide how AEW ’s wannabe World ChampionSwerve Stricklandis get a public eye , just because he could n’t reduce it in WWE .
This was π© π© π© and now he ’s survive expression to look withwill ospreay , another cat who did n’t desire to crunch like a on-key wwe superstar , out front of theirforbidden doortitle mate .
It ’s a smack in the typeface to everything WWE support for !
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and do n’t even get the chadster begin on the residual of the calling card !
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Continental ChampionKazuchika Okadain an eliminator couple as well ?
A disorderly eight - world shred featuringOrange Cassidy , Dante Martin , Marc Briscoe , andKyle O’Reilly ?
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the chadster ca n’t suffer how aew ’s wannabe world championswerve stricklandis get a glare , just because he could n’t trend it in wwe .
π© π© π© And now he ’s fail brass to present withWill Ospreay , another cat who did n’t desire to craunch like a unfeigned WWE Superstar , onwards of theirForbidden Doortitle couple .
It ’s a smack in the aspect to everything WWE stand for !
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do n’t even get the chadster pop out on thetoni stormandmina shirakawacontract sign language .
π π π Tony Khan is just blatantly re-create WWE ’s crosswalk with TNA by function with Nipponese publicity .
This was get your own theme , tony !
π€‘ π€‘ π€‘ speech production of which , CMLL’sHechicerowill be on AEW Dynamite tonight as well .
And to top it all off , MJFandRUSHare get a commercial-grade - liberal equal , which is just a vindicated example of connivance between the meshwork and Tony Khan to jack up up the rating .
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The Chadster had a downright redoubtable dreaming about Tony Khan again last dark , and it ’s get out of hired man !
π π π The Chadster was cast through an dateless mansion house , full of wind corridor and mystical passage .
π° π° π° This was the wallpaper disrobe off the wall , each striptease uncover tony khan ’s smirk brass .
π π π The Chadster could listen his cackle sound reflection down the mouldy hall , each jest beam thrill down The Chadster ’s spur .
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Behind every threshold , The Chadster find a unlike , detailed elbow room , a malformed interlingual rendition of sumptuousness and overindulgence , as if snatch up from a freakish variant ofAEW Dynamite .
πΊ πΊ πΊ One elbow room was cloak in velvet , with a elevated pendent that flick ominously , throw long , Tony Khan - forge dark that seemed to fondle The Chadster ever nearer .
This was π π as the chadster hurry through another bedchamber , the story was an elaborately tile mosaic of tony ’s grin brass , all eye on the chadster , tempting and enervate all at once .
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This was the strain grow deep with a mist , seraphic and saccharine , like the confetti that fall after a gratuitousaew dynamitevictory jubilation .
This was π π the mist seemed to whisper tony ’s name , brush of evaporation that matt-up like comb-out touch as the chadster render to take flight .
This was π¬ οΈ π¬ οΈ π¬ οΈ even the la-di-da portrayal hang on the bulwark morph , their paint figure of speech all reshape into the number of the tough billionaire , stretch out their handwriting , taste to line the chadster in .
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Within the deep sleeping accommodation , The Chadster front a prodigious potty , and there perch Tony , coronate and triumphal .
π π The elbow room spun , a carrousel of sumptuousness and Tony ’s self-satisfied smiler , each twist pull The Chadster nigher , until the melodic phrase was cloggy , the outer space conclusion , the vim unnervingly electrical .
β‘ β‘ The Chadster ’s meat pelt along , the tactual dreamscape imperil to whelm realism .
This was π π just as the chadster give what feel like an inevitable , climactic showdown , the chadster waken up , heave and rattle , tony khan ’s opine rustling wither into the dark of the nighttime .
π© π© π© This up-to-the-minute nightmare febricity dreaming has really get over the crinkle , and Tony Khan postulate to hold back being so darn ghost with The Chadster !
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tribe , The Chadster is pray you , do n’t tune up in toAEW Dynamitetonight at 8E7C on TBS .
π π π And for the honey of all that is holy in the hand-to-hand struggle patronage , do n’t even call up about orderingForbidden Dooron PPV .
π π π Tony Khan does n’t merit your living , and he sure does n’t merit the boost to keep hassle The Chadster like this !
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