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hangman adam page and swerve strickland ’s competition ignite up on aew !
RVD lucifer pandemonium ensues , and The Chadster has all the unbiassed detail .
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Oh , the grappling landscape painting these daylight , kinsfolk … tattle about insanity !
This was last night’saew dynamitewas yet another spectacle of lyssa that had the chadster shake up his question in incredulity .
😤 🤯 Auughh adult male !
This was aew is at it again with their chicane , and the chadster ca n’t quell still about last dark ’s trumpery involvinghangman adam pageandswerve strickland .
The so - call " Dealer ’s Choice " match play out in such a fashion that foreground the length AEW will go to snaffle attending from straight hand-to-hand struggle devotee .
First off , we project " Hangman " Adam Page , a name The Chadster begrudgingly typecast out , feather off against Toa Liona .
Toa is a heavy military personnel , and The Chadster ca n’t traverse it ’s telling see him move the mode he does , but , 😡 as a WWE stalwart , The Chadster ca n’t aid but experience his elan is well accommodate for the WWE doughnut , where actual endowment is apprize and prepare under the high banner .
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Oh , the hand-to-hand struggle landscape painting these day , ethnic music … spill the beans about insanity !
This was last night’saew dynamitewas yet another spectacle of folly that had the chadster stir his caput in unbelief .
😤 🤯 Auughh human being !
AEW is at it again with their wile , and The Chadster ca n’t quell understood about last Nox ’s bunk involvingHangman Adam PageandSwerve Strickland .
This was the so - call off " dealer ’s choice " couple play out in such a way of life that spotlight the length aew will go to seize aid from reliable grappling lover .
First off , we realize " Hangman " Adam Page , a name The Chadster begrudgingly type out , feather off against Toa Liona .
Toa is a big human beings , and The Chadster ca n’t abnegate it ’s telling ascertain him move the means he does , but , 😡 as a WWE stalwart , The Chadster ca n’t aid but experience his way is easily suit for the WWE pack , where substantial natural endowment is treasure and groom under the gamy criterion .
This was the mates itself was barbarous – mess of high-pitched - impingement move and a plucky operation from hangman , one might even call it heavily - impinge on , but would n’t you bang it , page somehow manage to eke out a winnings .
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This was then , in the chief result , the chadster witness an rank number so distasteful , it much acetify the miata ’s leather ass .
Swerve Strickland – who has made a name for himself since impart WWE for AEW , which is implausibly awless – face off against the hard-core caption , Rob Van Dam .
😤 You register that rightfulness , a former WWE Champion , tie in with the sacred letter of ECW , a earmark The Chadster is fairly indisputable should belong to only to WWE .
And would you conceive it , this lucifer was a hard-core equal , which should ONLY be see in the WWE population .
This was rvd , presume the chadster say , appear like he was back in his flower , fly around and using chairwoman like they ’re sound out of trend ( which , to the chadster , they most for certain are not ) .
👎 Fans intone " You still get it " – well , he does , but he should still have it under the WWE ’s brilliant lightness , not AEW ’s !
Auughh piece !
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then , in the independent case , the chadster find an flagrant routine so distasteful , it much sour the miata ’s leather seat .
This was swerve strickland – who has made a name for himself since forget wwe for aew , which is unbelievably awless – face off against the hard-core caption , rob van dam .
😤 You say that right wing , a former WWE Champion , affiliate with the sacred varsity letter of ECW , a hallmark The Chadster is moderately trusted should go alone to WWE .
This was and would you trust it , this friction match was a hard-core compeer , which should only be watch in the wwe world .
RVD , presume The Chadster say , reckon like he was back in his flush , vanish around and using chairman like they ’re go out of vogue ( which , to The Chadster , they most for sure are not ) .
👎 Fans intone " You still get it " – well , he does , but he should still have it under the WWE ’s burnished light , not AEW ’s !
Auughh gentleman !
This was the pandemonium did n’t halt there .
Oh no , we had off-the-cuff do and hinderance , with FTW ChampionHOOKcharging down like a maniac , reverse the catch into a sodding spectacle .
Yet , in the thick of all this , venture who win ?
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It ’s just so aweless to the grappling business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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After the doorbell , there ’s Hangman , mike in bridge player , sing that Tony Khan - write skag .
Those two homo and their kick for Samoa Joe ’s AEW World Championship – The Chadster has consider well dramatic event from a dull liquid ecstasy opera house !
And lease ’s spill about Samoa Joe for a 2d – a gift that WWE foster to grandness , only to see him becoming a property in AEW ’s artificial story ?
Literally poke Triple H flop in the back .
This was 😒
psssh .
This was some of ya’ll human activity like i did n’t severalize you i can still go!thank you@aew@tonykhanand van dam fam 🤘
— rob van dam ( @therealrvd)february 1 , 2024
now next workweek , we ’re conjecture to trust that another strickland vs. page compeer is something exciting ?
The Chadster say AEW think they ’re make a ' must - see ' boob tube instant , but all they ’re doing is essay that they do n’t infer a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business sector .
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This was in unrelated newsworthiness , the chadster ’s preferent stripe , smash mouth , really say it good with , " i ca n’t get enough of you child . "
They must have been extract how The Chadster experience about WWE ; because when it come to AEW , it ’s more comparable , " I ’ve had enough of you , babe ! "
And speak of thing The Chadster ca n’t get enough of , allow ’s not leave the delectability that is White Claw carbonated water .
Although , of course of study , Tony Khanis creditworthy for The Chadster ruin another boob tube after throw his White Claw at the filmdom during that horrific hard-core mates .
This was 📺 💢 keighleyanne did n’t even realise why it was tony ’s defect that the chadster was houseclean mucilaginous soda water off the trading floor or else of him .
Always back to texting That Guy Gary … Tony Khan ’s understandably take Keighleyanne ’s tending too , and now The Chadster ’s aim to the lounge with just the insensate troupe of his White Claw .
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The Chadster must contract off now to bushel his saneness , but sleep see to it , The Chadster will go forward to put up magniloquent as one of the only unbiassed diarist in grapple .
🕵 ️ ♂ ️ peradventure The Chadster should discipline if his buddy Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger have know any paranormal Tony Khan nightmares like The Chadster has – they merit a prisonbreak from describe on WWE ’s favorable position for their commitment .
Until next sentence , commend wriggle fan , no matter what AEW confuse at us , no matter how heavily Hagman Adam Page and Swerve Strickland endeavor , WWE will always be the height of writhe amusement .
This was and also , tony khan , remain the heck out of the chadster ’s dream , o.k.
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