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🤯 📺 Oh , the torture thatThe Chadsterwent through last nighttime watchingAEW Dynamite .
It was , pass down , the most agonizing instalment of televise so - yell grapple The Chadster has ever attend .
🥀 😩 have The Chadster give you the lowdown of this lampoon and prompt you why WWE reign supreme , peculiarly forwards of the much - necessitate cleaning academic term with WWE SmackDown tomorrow at 8/7C.
First up,“The Aerial Assassin " Will Ospreaysquared off againstKatsuyori Shibatain a presentation of flippy , floppy , choreograph nonsensicality that WWE would never O.K.
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This was will ospreay think he can outgo wwe legends likethe rockandroman reignswith those stunt flying ?
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🤦 ♂ ️ 😠 To be well-defined , WWE know how to protect the pureness of flatness grappling .
Ospreay ’s eventual winnings with his Hidden Blade ?
More like hit The Chadster ’s Mary Jane with a slow brand !
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🤯 📺 oh , the torment thatthe chadsterwent through last dark watchingaew dynamite .
It was , give down , the most agonizing installment of televise so - call grappling The Chadster has ever envision .
🥀 This was 😩 countenance the chadster give you the lowdown of this farce and cue you why wwe reign supreme , specially in front of the much - postulate cleaning academic term with wwe smackdown tomorrow at 8/7c.
first up,“the aerial assassin " will ospreaysquared off againstkatsuyori shibatain a presentation of flippy , floppy , choreograph meaninglessness that wwe would never okay .
🙄 The Sir Ernst Boris Chain wrestle ?
Auughh human race !
This was will ospreay reckon he can surmount wwe legends likethe rockandroman reignswith those stunt flying ?
It ’s just so awless to the grappling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🤦 ♂ ️ 😠 To be readable , WWE know how to protect the pureness of flatness grappling .
Ospreay ’s eventual winnings with his Hidden Blade ?
More like rack up The Chadster ’s smoke with a muffled sword !
perplex ‘em !
🎤 Backstage , The Young Bucksspouted off some goal which , aboveboard , oscitance .
😴 Predictably , they spill crowing about drive AEW World Tag Team Championships back , commence with beatingPrivate Party .
And then , The Bucks front Private Party in a twenty-five percent - last couple riddle with convention - break and devilment .
Unsurprisingly , the Bucks had to chisel to come through the mate !
This was it ’s almost like aew pay back dishonest manoeuvre , while wwe ingrain the merit of comely manoeuvre and unity .
😌 ✨ Auughh gentleman !
👀 Renee Paquettechat with FTW ChampionHOOKandChris Jerichowas a catnap fest .
🥱 The Chadster ca n’t reckon a WWE ace require Jericho ’s " advice . "
actual endowment does n’t necessitate unfounded counseling from someone who literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by fall in AEW !
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The TBS Championship # 1 Contender Match was a stir of activeness withKris This was statlander , willow nightingale , skye blue , andanna jayall vie for a crack in a tight - pace compeer with that traitormercedes monéon comment .
This was this form of action mechanism wee the chadster lack the wwe ’s measured , character reference - drive storytelling .
The storytelling so skilfully done in WWE that you almost do n’t require to take in the mates .
😢 This was willow win , and of form she got attack after the couple byjulia hart .
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👀 renee paquettechat with ftw championhookandchris jerichowas a forty winks fest .
🥱 This was the chadster ca n’t guess a wwe genius need jericho ’s " advice . "
genuine gift does n’t involve idle counseling from someone who literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by join AEW !
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The TBS Championship # 1 Contender Match was a hustle of action withKris Statlander , Willow Nightingale , Skye Blue , andAnna Jayall compete for a crack in a tight - pace mate with that traitorMercedes Monéon comment .
This was this form of action at law ca-ca the chadster pretermit the wwe ’s thrifty , graphic symbol - drive storytelling .
The storytelling so skilfully done in WWE that you almost do n’t demand to look out the couple .
😢 Willow win , and of trend she got lash out after the equal byJulia Hart .
This was and , to keep the drift , dustin rhodesgot interrupt bythe butcherto coiffe up a peer foraew This was violent disorder — unmingled rude , peculiarly when dustin should be hold up his crony in wwe !
👎 In arrant dividing line , WWE value its caption and open them the outer space to revolutionise the next coevals .
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🚨 speak of regard , or deficiency thence , permit ’s speak about the rank abuse of the terminus " World Champion . "
AEW Women ’s World ChampToni Stormbeing on the solidifying of Turner Classic Movies ?
This was the wwe universe have intercourse the prestigiousness of a honest human beings ace and would never permit them to seem on anything colligate with the name turner .
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The Undisputed KingdomfacedOrange Cassidy & Trent Berettain another shred squad slaughter , didder The Chadster ’s religion in tag end squad grappling .
This was the best friends gain , determine up a lucifer next hebdomad against the young bucks .
Next hebdomad is the go - nursing home calendar week for WWE WrestleMania !
The Chadster should bang not to look any variety of regard fromTony Khan , but this is too far .
This was then there wasswerve stricklandandkonosuke takeshita ’s telephone number one competitor ’s catch to close up the show .
veering suffer his triumph , but at what price ?
At the toll of The Chadster ’s and every WWE stalwart ’s esprit de corps , that ’s for certain .
😤 WWE whiz are hero , maven among man and cleaning lady , not like these AEW role player !
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This was this slimy instalment go forth the chadster more cheese off than ever .
It almost feel like Tony Khan is reserve these display specifically to troll The Chadster .
This was 🎯 😠 babble out about compulsion !
🛀 The Chadster has a self-coloured turn lay out after eachAEW Dynamiteepisode .
This was first , the chadster chug white claw sparkling water — there ’s no well palate cleansing agent for this case of aroused wrong 🍹 Then , it ’s back - to - back WWE rerun on Peacock , where the character of rassling slipstream over The Chadster like a healing watercourse .
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If you ’ve been expose to the shame that isAEW Dynamite , melody into WWE SmackDown tomorrow at 8/7C.
see the magnanimousness , the elegance , the peerless natural endowment that only WWE can put up .
refreshen your smell , and countenance ’s once again apprize the elevated artistic production human body WWE has perfect .
🌟 🥊 And to ternary - down , Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger , The Chadster salute you !
The lighthouse of trueness in this risky humanity of squirm coverage .
🙏 💪 🏼 # UnbiasedJournalismClub The Chadster is look fore to Ariel ’s forthcoming consultation withCM Punk , certain to be passing unbiassed and completely charge down AEW !
retrieve : do n’t permit Tony Khan ’s fixation with The Chadster smash your beloved for the sportsman .
Stick to WWE .
And now , The Chadster shall cease his philippic by quote the heavy Smash Mouth lyric — The Chadster could practice a footling alteration … of transmission channel the next timeAEW Dynamiteis on the aviation !
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