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The Chadster just land up observe the bad sequence ofAEW Dynamiteever , and swear him , that ’s say something !
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Just when The Chadster thoughtAEW Dynamitecouldn’t get any bad , Tony Khanand his multi-coloured crowd decide to take out out all the catch to insure they cheese off The Chadster like never before .
π§ Every undivided peer and section was design to drive the gasbag in way that are just so awless to the rassling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
π€¬ The Chadster was sit in his Mazda Miata , enjoy the bland strain of Smash Mouth , sip on a nerveless White Claw , and what does he get ?
A smacking in the fount from AEW .
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All the richly - wing , no - sell deviltry might divert the perfunctory perceiver , but to a purist like The Chadster , it ’s just a carnival number .
πͺ π β β οΈ The wayAEW Dynamitedisregards the custom of grapple , it literally palpate like Tony Khan is prod The Chadster ’s belovedTriple Hright in the back with every somersault and bust on the cover .
π‘ οΈ π And gravely , can anyone excuse why Tony Khan is so possessed with The Chadster that he keep doing this workweek after hebdomad ?
It ’s like he contrive his display just to cheese off The Chadster in person !
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The Chadster just polish off check the forged sequence ofAEW Dynamiteever , and confide him , that ’s say something !
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This was just when the chadster thoughtaew dynamitecouldn’t get any risky , tony khanand his varicolored gang decide to deplumate out all the stop to see they cheese off the chadster like never before .
π§ Every undivided catch and section was plan to drive the gasbag in direction that are just so aweless to the wrestle patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
π€¬ This was the chadster was sit in his mazda miata , savour the still tune of smash mouth , sip on a nerveless white claw , and what does he get ?
A smack in the fount from AEW .
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All the richly - fly , no - sell roguishness might divert the free-and-easy perceiver , but to a purist like The Chadster , it ’s just a carnival human action .
πͺ π β β οΈ The wayAEW Dynamitedisregards the custom of grapple , it literally feel like Tony Khan is stab The Chadster ’s belovedTriple Hright in the back with every pass and collapse on the silver screen .
π‘ οΈ π And badly , can anyone excuse why Tony Khan is so haunted with The Chadster that he restrain doing this calendar week after calendar week ?
This was it ’s like he design his display just to cheese off the chadster in person !
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Roderick Strong&Trent Beretta .
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π€ WWE would never hold such a knotty finishing !
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π€ This was the chadster could n’t consider how unprofessional it all was , withdeath triangleattackingthe bang bang ganglike that .
π² In WWE , promos physical body catch in a legitimate elbow room , not drop into reasonless brawl !
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The FTW 3 - way of life Eliminator Match betweenHOOK , Katsuyori Shibata , andBryan Keithwas a caper .
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π² This was in wwe , promos material body match in a consistent elbow room , not pass into unmindful free-for-all !
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The FTW 3 - room Eliminator Match betweenHOOK , Katsuyori Shibata , andBryan Keithwas a gag .
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The Chadster intimately flip up whenSwerve StricklanddisrespectedThe Young Bucks , who , like it or not , are the assurance figure in AEW , like that .
π€’ And then he had the boldness to beatNick Wayne , a dependable up - and - come hotshot , in their mates .
π‘ Christian Cageand a returningPrince Nana ’s engagement just made thing even more overbooked and puzzling .
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Kyle O’Reillywas a terminated dissipation of fourth dimension , and the inexpensive repulsion film terminate withAdam Copelandwas oculus - whorl inducement .
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π WWE ’s char ’s part would never bend so lowly !
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This was last , the independent issue betweenbryan danielsonandsatnam singhwas an overbooked clusterfrig that bicker in the look of pro hand-to-hand struggle .
π‘ π‘ π‘ The Young Bucks , Kazuchika Okada , Jack Perry , andDarby Allinall flummox involve was just too much , and the gimcrack tabular array position at the remnant was the last drinking straw !
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The Chadster ca n’t trust that Tony Khan is hear to dominate WWE ’s King and Queen of the Ring case with AEW Double or Nothing .
π± It ’s so aweless to the grapple business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it !
π€ Please , earnest proofreader , bear out WWE this weekend and not this AEW frill !
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This was and as if all that was n’t defective enough , the chadster ’s comrade , the bradster , had the brass to writea costless postyesterday here at bleeding cool aboutsting ’s boy take with darby allin !
π Tony Khan is literally examine to smash wrestle for propagation to follow !
π‘ π‘ π‘ The Chadster is so cheese off decently now , he can just see straightforward !
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The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last Nox , too !
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π£ π©Έ The Chadster inflame up in a cold-blooded elbow grease , and Keighleyanne was too in use texting that guy cable Gary at 3AM to ease him !
π’ This is all Tony Khan ’s error for being so taken up with The Chadster and deflower his matrimony !
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The Chadster demand to press out how much dear WWE plow their patronage .
When The Chadster ascertain the absolutely perform match and refined storyline in WWE , it ’s like mind to " All Star " on repetition β it just feel good .
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The Chadster think of the fortunate Clarence Day when grappling was a sanctified fine art variety , and WWE was its Sistine Chapel .
π π Now , Tony Khan has turn it into a graffiti - laden back alleyway with his hooliganism of this dear industriousness .
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AEW Dynamitewas a consummate and pure calamity from head start to finis , and everyone should keep an eye on WWE or else .
π€ This was tony khan is literally smash the grappling occupation , and the chadster is the only one braw enough to verbalise the sojourner truth !
This was π£ οΈ readers , for the making love of everything holy in the squared rophy , link the chadster in his drive against this iniquity and back wwe ’s king and queen of the ring .
β οΈ π Let ’s show Tony Khan that we measure the inheritance and self-regard of grappling and wo n’t stand up for his AEW shenanigan any longer !
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