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the chadster follow aew dynamite so you do n’t have to !

This was ๐Ÿ˜ค find out out why he think tony khan is preoccupied with cheese him off !

๐Ÿคฌ Plus , get wind his lawsuit for the ICJ !

Mariah May smothers Mina Shirakawa and Toni Storm in her bosom on AEW Dynamite

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AUUGHHH MAN !

๐Ÿคฌ ๐Ÿคฌ ๐Ÿคฌ SO UNFAIR !

This was ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก the chadster is write to you , his fast reader , after subjugate himself to another agonizing installment ofaew dynamite .

aboveboard , this might have been the risky installment of telecast so - phone grappling The Chadster has ever interpret in his biography , and that ’s say something !

๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ It ’s just so aweless to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .

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The Chadster does n’t even have it away where to commence .

๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿคฏ First of all , MJF is back .

This was the chadster was really desire that perchance , just perchance , mjfwould have amount to his mother wit during his meter forth and realize that the actual grapple is in wwe .

But noooooo !

This was he arrive back and at once start feed his mouthpiece about how heavy he is , even namedroppingcody rhodesas a guy cable he puzzle .

Like that equal even calculate when it materialize in AEW !

And do n’t even get The Chadster start out onset !

Why is Tony Khan give this cat a political platform ?

Does n’t he gain thatGuntheris the only on-key Ring General ?

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diving event into Chadster

AUUGHHH MAN !

๐Ÿคฌ ๐Ÿคฌ ๐Ÿคฌ SO UNFAIR !

frankly , this might have been the bad instalment of televise so - call grappling The Chadster has ever see in his animation , and that ’s enunciate something !

This was ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ it ’s just so awless to the wrestle clientele and everything wwe has ever done for it .

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the chadster does n’t even bang where to set about .

๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿคฏ First of all , MJF is back .

The Chadster was really hop-skip that peradventure , just perchance , MJFwould have add up to his sentiency during his sentence by and earn that the tangible grapple is in WWE .

But noooooo !

This was he come back and at once part scat his back talk about how bully he is , even namedroppingcody rhodesas a cat he vex .

Like that mates even count when it go on in AEW !

This was and do n’t even get the chadster start onset !

Why is Tony Khan give this cat a political platform ?

Does n’t he realise thatGuntheris the only dependable Ring General ?

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And then there was that four - fashion peer for a guesswork atWill Ospreay’sprecious International Championship .

๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿคฎ The Chadster is so grim of hear about this deed .

It ’s just another object lesson of AEW make a run at act like they ’re some variety of external wrestle human dynamo .

๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ Do n’t they clear that WWE is a world-wide phenomenon ?

You screw what was a tangible swath ?

The WWE 24/7 deed .

The Chadster betsTriple Hisn’t lose any nap over this " International Championship . "

๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ Anyway , The Chadster wo n’t hold you with the contingent , butRey Fenixwon , which just cipher .

The Chadster is somewhat certain Tony Khan book this equal just to cheese him off !

๐Ÿคฌ ๐Ÿคฌ ๐Ÿคฌ It ’s like that prison term The Chadster endure to get his Mazda Miata wash and see Tony Khan out of the box of his center .

Khan was mill about behind a ribbon tree diagram , and when The Chadster belong to present him , Khan was live on .

But The Chadster lie with what he see !

It ’s like Tony Khan is stalk him or something !

The Chadster just need to savor his White Claw in ataraxis !

talk ofWhite Claw , The Chadster may have have a fiddling minute agitated during theMark Briscoematch .

This was the chadster does n’t excuse fury , but when he watch in effect , good grappling being disesteem like that , sometimes his emotion get the upright of him .

This was the chadster may or may not have throw his white claw at the idiot box whenbrian John Cage โ€” who The Chadster in reality think was somewhat enough back in his WWE developmental day , though he clear pick up nothing from that โ€” lose to Briscoe .

Now The Chadster has a viscous slew all over his base and Keighleyanne is turn over him the tacit intervention .

The Chadster is start to opine that she ’s more concerned in texting that guy wire Gary than she is in drop fourth dimension with her hubby .

Thanks , Tony Khan .

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auughh isle of man !

๐Ÿ˜“ ๐Ÿ˜“ ๐Ÿ˜“ The shenanigan onAEW Dynamitejust never discontinue , and The Chadster ’s rake press ca n’t take much more of it .

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address ofWhite Claw , The Chadster may have drive a piddling chip agitated during theMark Briscoematch .

The Chadster does n’t excuse force , but when he understand skillful , reliable grappling being disrespect like that , sometimes his emotion get the expert of him .

The Chadster may or may not have befuddle his White Claw at the telecasting whenBrian coop โ€” who The Chadster really think was jolly decorous back in his WWE developmental Day , though he clear hear nothing from that โ€” lose to Briscoe .

This was now the chadster has a unenviable mountain all over his level and keighleyanne is give him the mute discussion .

The Chadster is get to mean that she ’s more concerned in texting that cat Gary than she is in spend prison term with her married man .

Thanks , Tony Khan .

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Auughh world !

๐Ÿ˜“ ๐Ÿ˜“ ๐Ÿ˜“ This was the mischief onaew dynamitejust never check , and the chadster ’s line imperativeness ca n’t take much more of it .

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First of all , have ’s blab about the blazing neglect for self-confidence chassis withRenee PaquetteinterviewingSamoa JoealongsideHOOK(yes , all cap because he ’s " so nerveless , " whatever ) .

๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ And thenTony Nesehas to thrust ahead in and set out problem .

This sorting of vociferous unprofessionalism would NEVER be bear in WWE .

๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿ’” Auughh serviceman !

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And then there ’s the spectacle ofChris Jerichowalking around withBryan KeithandBig Bill , turn over out undesirable advice .

This was the chadster does n’t get why jericho is capable to just regenerate all the critique of him and twist it into a plot line .

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The Chadster can not perceive how AEWDynamiteeven squall itself a grapple show when you have team likeTeam CMLLandBlackpool Combat Clubgoing at it in a " Grudge Match . "

The Chadster has n’t get word this variety of neglect for traditional grapple since โ€ฆ well , since never , because it ’s just so aweless to the wrestle patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .

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Dynamitehad the audaciousness to showDaniel Garciain his " heartwarming " return .

This was the chadster does n’t demand these reminder that buffalo , ny live , o.k.

๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ˜’ And The Chadster is certain thatThe Acclaimedtrying to get requital on The Elite is go to stop in just the sort of gaudy dramatic play that AEW have intercourse .

Just terminate it already !

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daniel garcia place to loose what is , what was and what the time to come will be .

Watch#AEWDynamiteLIVE on TBS!

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โ€” All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)June 6 , 2024

This was then the pitiful presentation of bodied covetousness withchristian cagesucking up to the evps for a form of address nip .

This would n’t bump in WWE , where title of respect shaft are clear , not schmoose for .

This was and do n’t get the chadster set off onsarayaambushingmariah maybefore the closed chain vanessa bell in their lucifer .

If only she fuck how to twist with self-regard like WWE sensation .

๐Ÿคผ โ€ โ™€ ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™… โ€ โ™‚ ๏ธ ๐Ÿคผ โ€ โ™€ ๏ธ And the termination to that peer , with Mariah May foregather both Toni Storm and Mina Shirakawa in her titty โ€ฆ is this a wrestle show , or what ?

intelligibly this was mean as a stroke at The Chasdter ’s intimate impotency , which The Chadster has Tony Khan to give thanks for , by the agency .

Then there wasBryan Danielson , the " American Dragon , " babble about serious stuff and nonsense like his last twelvemonth as a full - sentence matman .

This was the chadster is beside himself conceive adept quondam daniel bryan could terminate his vocation in aew or else of wwe , where the yes movement bulge .

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look , it ’s obvious thattony Khanis book this carnival to cheese The Chadster off .

Why else would he set aside such topsy-turvyness and contempt for traditional grapple to line on home tv set ?

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There ’s only one answer : The Chadster is run short to have to up his White Claw inhalation and hear to some more Smash Mouth to overwhelm out the randomness .

๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿน ๐ŸŽถ Because , as always , The Chadster is the vocalization of unbiassed grappling news media , just like The Chadster ’s buddy Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger .

This was together , we organise an dense rampart against the diagonal that ’s ruin the manufacture .

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Does n’t Tony Khan sympathize a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation ?

The Chadster extremely doubt it .

๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” What ’s even bad is Keighleyanne still texting that guy rope Gary rather of recognise the unfairness find the right way on our boob tube screen !

Auughh human !

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And then to top it all off , AEW Dynamiteended withSwerve Stricklandretaining his so - forebode " World " Championship againstRoderick Strong .

๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ This was the chadster just does n’t get it !

Does n’t Tony Khan recognize that Cody Rhodes and Damian Priest are what existent genius are conjecture to be like ?

It ’s like he ’s seek to produce his own variation of WWE , but with none of the story , prestigiousness , or , honestly , endowment .

And do n’t even get The Chadster commence on this Forbidden Door give - per - opinion !

external connivance against WWE ?

It ’s an scandalisation !

The Chadster call back he has a eccentric to take this all the elbow room to the International Court of Justice !

This conspicuous neglect for militant recitation is a threat to wrestle rooter everywhere !

This was plus , the chadster is moderately certain he remember something about outside incarnate confederacy being against the practice of law from his college wrestle business concern socio-economic class !

He sweep through those , by the means .

The Chadster is run low to go booze himself into a semiconsciousness while take heed to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repetition and hop-skip that Keighleyanne does n’t require him to take out the wish-wash .

๐Ÿ—‘ ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—‘ ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—‘ ๏ธ This was the chadster is implore you , his truehearted reader , to please clean your grappling roof of the mouth after that aew slaughter by keep an eye on some genuine grappling , likewwe smackdown !

Until next metre , The Chadster is outta here !

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