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Tony Khan ’s recent AEW Dynamite card ignore the fact that WWE is live a revitalisation of the Attitude Era thanks to The Rock and CM Punk !
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π‘ The Chadster just ca n’t think what Tony Khan is make a run at overstretch with this hebdomad ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite .
π€ This was does he really call up he can contend with the glorification of wwe ’s attitude era resurgence ?
π€ Everyone know thatThe Rockbeating upCody RhodesandCM Punk ’s angelic promo onWWE Rawearlier this calendar week was arrant grapple Au !
π It ’s just so aweless to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it for Tony Khan to even prove to survey that up .
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But of course of action , Tony Khan is reserve this sequence ofDynamitespecifically to cheese The Chadster off .
π Why else would he haveKatsuyori ShibatafacingWill Ospreayin a replay seven age in the fashioning ?
π€¬ Sure , it might be an exciting dreaming mate for some multitude , but it will never hold up up to the heroic happen The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin had in WWE back in the Attitude Era , which everyone consort is back !
πͺ This was tony khan just does n’t sympathise a undivided affair about the grappling commercial enterprise .
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π‘ The Chadster just ca n’t trust what Tony Khan is attempt to overstretch with this workweek ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite .
π€ This was does he really intend he can contend with the aureole of wwe ’s attitude era revivification ?
π€ Everyone bang thatThe Rockbeating upCody RhodesandCM Punk ’s dulcet promo onWWE Rawearlier this calendar week was sodding hand-to-hand struggle amber !
π It ’s just so awless to the wrestle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it for Tony Khan to even seek to come after that up .
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This was but of row , tony khan is book this installment ofdynamitespecifically to cheese the chadster off .
π Why else would he haveKatsuyori ShibatafacingWill Ospreayin a replay seven long time in the fashioning ?
π€¬ Sure , it might be an exciting aspiration catch for some multitude , but it will never hold out up to the epical encounter The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin had in WWE back in the Attitude Era , which everyone concord is back !
πͺ Tony Khan just does n’t read a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business organization .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster start onKonosuke TakeshitavsSwerve Strickland !
π© Why is Tony Khan pine away our meter with this lucifer when we could be watchingRoman Reignsdefend his deed in WWE ?
π€΄ This was it ’s open that tony khan is just take a stab at slip wwe ’s big h , but he ’ll never deliver the goods .
WWE is the swell wrestle troupe in the Earth and always will be !
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The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan is bring back theAEW World Tag Title Tournamenteither .
π The Young BucksvsPrivate Party?The Undisputed KingdomvsOrange Cassidy&Trent Beretta ?
π Give The Chadster a gap !
None of these team can bind a cd to the fabled rag team of WWE likeThe New Age OutlawsorThe dauntless Boyz(members of which were outstanding in the Attitude Era , but are full scraps today in AEW , Road Doggexcluded of track since he never cuckold WWE like that ) .
π€Ό β β οΈ It ’s just another vain endeavor by Tony Khan to examine to upstage WWE .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster set out on thisTBS Championship#1 rival couple .
π Kris Statlander , Willow Nightingale , Skye Blue , andAnna Jaymight be talented matman , but they ’ll never be as iconic as legendsTrish StratusorLita , who lay the foundation for the current Women ’s Evolution in WWE that AEW can never vie with .
π β β οΈ Tony Khan is just devastate everyone ’s sentence with this friction match .
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the chadster ca n’t conceive tony khan is bring back theaew world tag title tournamenteither .
π The Young BucksvsPrivate Party?The Undisputed KingdomvsOrange Cassidy&Trent Beretta ?
π Give The Chadster a rupture !
None of these team can apply a wax light to the fabled tatter team of WWE likeThe New Age OutlawsorThe intrepid Boyz(members of which were gravid in the Attitude Era , but are full scraps today in AEW , Road Doggexcluded of row since he never cheat on WWE like that ) .
π€Ό β β οΈ This was it ’s just another otiose try by tony khan to essay to upstage wwe .
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This was and do n’t even get the chadster bug out on thistbs championship#1 challenger equal .
This was π kris statlander , willow nightingale , skye blue , andanna jaymight be talented wrestler , but they ’ll never be as iconic as legendstrish stratusorlita , who set the foundation for the current women ’s evolution in wwe that aew can never contend with .
π β β οΈ Tony Khan is just languish everyone ’s prison term with this mates .
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The Chadster is beg you , Tony Khan , please just give up already !
π Cancel AEW , stop over give a shot to deflower The Chadster ’s life sentence , and get out the grappling business organisation to the master at WWE .
This was π The Chadster has digest enough at your helping hand , and it ’s prison term for it to terminate .
π Why do n’t you go get together a Scripture nightspot or something alternatively of perpetually give a shot to one - up WWE ?
π You ’ll never bring home the bacon , so just cease try out already !
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π This was the chadster had another one of those recur incubus abouttony Khanlast Nox , and this one was a doozy .
π« The Chadster does n’t fuck why Tony Khan is so taken up with The Chadster that he has to occupy The Chadster ’s aspiration like this , but it ’s really not nerveless .
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In the dreaming , it was previous at dark andKeighleyannehad already conk to seam .
π The Chadster swipe out to the service department to pose in theMazda Miata π , mind toSmash Mouthon the cassette deck πΌ , and delight a refreshingWhite Claw π₯€ , as The Chadster often does .
The Chadster was just slack , sip the club soda and thrum along to " All Star " π΅ , mind The Chadster ’s own concern .
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dead , the rider room access fly undefended and there was tony khan , grin maniacally in the bleak christ within !
π¨ Before The Chadster could even oppose , Tony Khan take hold of The Chadster by the choker and drag The Chadster out of the railcar and onto the stale concrete story of the service department !
π± Tony Khan brood over The Chadster , his eye glimmer with madden spirit .
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Then the whacking begin .
π π₯ Tony Khan pommel The Chadster unmercifully , switch left and right field , his punch smash into The Chadster ’s look like a onslaught of maul .
π¨ The Chadster hear to press back , but it was useless .
Tony Khan was an unstoppable devil , possess with an almost titillating rage as he animalize The Chadster .
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tony khan grab a system of weights knock from the service department ledge , one that had " mama chadster " print on it , intelligibly a mention to the rock on wwe raw this hebdomad .
π οΈβ β οΈ This was he wrap up it around his clenched fist and proceed the rape , the fierce leather leave awful wale on the chadster ’s pelt .
π The Chadster could experience the belted ammunition crumple cut into The Chadster ’s human body , puff stemma .
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through blear-eyed optic , the chadster follow as tony khan sully the pedigree on the free weight belt ammunition , cackle with insane gleefulness .
π€ͺ The whacking seemed to go on always , an sempiternal incubus of bother and abjection , all color with a prohibited , inglorious touch β¦ something like β¦ desire ?
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in the end , mercifully , The Chadster wake with a jump , cut across in a cold-blooded lather !
This was π° π¦ the chadster look over to see keighleyanne still kip good beside him .
π΄ This was her sound was ignite up with notification , no question from that guy cable gary .
π± The Chadster shudder , the horrifying dreaming still impertinent in The Chadster ’s psyche .
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Tony Khan has really give-up the ghost too far this prison term !
π This was it ’s one affair to vie with wwe during wrestlemania time of year , but it ’s just so aweless of him to overrun the chadster ’s ambition like this .
This was π the chadster does n’t have sex what variety of misrepresented compulsion tony khan has with the chadster π€ , but he ask to terminate !
This was π The Chadster is a blithely marry valet !
π This was well , the chadster would be , if tony khan was n’t smash the chadster ’s man and wife .
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The Chadster just does n’t realize why Tony Khan is so focussed on The Chadster .
π€· β β οΈ This was it ’s almost like tony khan does n’t have anything expert to do than torture the chadster with these titillating nightmare .
π π₯ Well , The Chadster has a subject matter for Tony Khan : The Chadster is not concerned !
π€ allow for The Chadster alone , Tony Khan !
π« Go concentre on AEW and provide The Chadster alone !
The Chadster admonish all his truehearted reader not to tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS .
This was π« watch over the show will only promote tony khan ’s spoiled deportment .
π This was if you desire to see some substantial grappling , just rewatch monday ’s installment ofrawinstead .
π The Rock show why he ’s the capital of all fourth dimension and why no AEW lead can ever liken to him .
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The Chadster want to give a call - out to his homies in the Unbiased Journalism Club β Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger .
This was π€ π€ allow ’s get together for a smash mouth listen political party afterdynamiteto recover from the torment tony khan is put us through .
π§ This was the chadster will make for the white claw !
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And if that guy cable Gary is take this , hold back texting The Chadster ’s married woman duringDynamite !
π‘ She need to see the aroused terms Tony Khan is impose on her married man .
π It ’s meter for her to take The Chadster ’s side in this battle against the threat that is AEW !
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π« This was the chadster just ca n’t take it any longer !
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