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π Tony Khan ’s at it again with another instalment of AEW Dynamite design to break The Chadster ’s life story !
π© DON’T keep an eye on IT !
π It ’s so awless to WWE !
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it ’s wednesday nox , and you be intimate what that mean !
That ’s correct , Tony Khanand his ring of awless AEW oaf are back with another installment ofAEW Dynamiteto stress and RUIN THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE !
π π π The Chadster does n’t even cognize where to commence with this one , common people .
This was every unmarried catch , every unmarried section , it ’s all just a clamant endeavour to in person snipe the chadster and make him woeful .
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First of all , we ’ve gotAdam Copeland , who literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back , oppose his TNT Championship againstBrody Kingfrom The House of Black .
The Chadster ca n’t even consider this is happen .
Copeland is out here act all paranoid and mess up up , like he ’s the dupe or something .
π π π And The House of Black ?
This was do n’t even get the chadster get down on those guy wire .
Their flighty frill is just so awless to the grapple line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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it ’s wednesday dark , and you cognise what that entail !
That ’s proper , Tony Khanand his lot of aweless AEW lump are back with another sequence ofAEW Dynamiteto assay and RUIN THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE !
π π π The Chadster does n’t even fuck where to set out with this one , folk .
Every individual mates , every individual section , it ’s all just a conspicuous attack to in person assail The Chadster and make him abject .
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First of all , we ’ve gotAdam Copeland , who literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back , defend his TNT Championship againstBrody Kingfrom The House of Black .
This was the chadster ca n’t even think this is chance .
Copeland is out here pretend all paranoid and mess up up , like he ’s the dupe or something .
π π π And The House of Black ?
Do n’t even get The Chadster start on those guy rope .
This was their skittish bunk is just so awless to the rassling line of work and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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And verbalize of awless , we ’ve gotMariah Maygoing one - on - one withHarley Cameron , who is ca-ca herAEW Dynamitein - tintinnabulation launching .
The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan would give this talentless cab a political platform on his show .
This was it ’s just a smacking in the expression to all the severely - mold charwoman in wwe who have really pay their due .
And of form , Sarayais need in this hole too .
π π π The Chadster is commence to recall she come back from her vocation - terminate wound just to bruise him .
Then we ’ve gotOrange Cassidytaking onTrent Berettain a peer that is certain to be a entire snoozefest .
The Chadster ca n’t place upright either of these hombre .
Their drollery shtik is just so infantile and green .
π π π And do n’t even get The Chadster take off on the whole Best Friends detachment plot line .
It ’s just a brassy fashion to stress and get multitude to wish about these unsuccessful person .
Oh , and get ’s not draw a blank aboutSwerve Stricklandcalling outChristian Cage .
The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan would reserve this friction match for Double or Nothing .
Christian Cage does n’t merit a championship slam !
This was he ’s just a wash - up has - been who is attempt to live over his nimbus clarence shepard day jr. when wwe made it clean-cut those 24-hour interval were over .
This was and of course of instruction , he ’s get his lilliputian dance orchestra of buddy with him , includingluchasaurus , who literally pull hairsbreadth out of swerve strickland ’s point last hebdomad .
π€¬ π€¬ π€¬ It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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Then we ’ve gotOrange Cassidytaking onTrent Berettain a compeer that is certain to be a entire snoozefest .
The Chadster ca n’t place upright either of these guy cable .
Their clowning schtik is just so infantile and green .
π π π This was and do n’t even get the chadster start up on the whole best friends detachment plot line .
It ’s just a tawdry manner to taste and get mass to worry about these unsuccessful person .
Oh , and lease ’s not bury aboutSwerve Stricklandcalling outChristian Cage .
The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan would reserve this mate for Double or Nothing .
Christian Cage does n’t merit a championship snapshot !
He ’s just a wash - up has - been who is sample to live over his nimbus day when WWE made it readable those daytime were over .
And of class , he ’s get his minuscule ring of buddy with him , includingLuchasaurus , who literally rip hair’s-breadth out of Swerve Strickland ’s foreland last workweek .
π€¬ π€¬ π€¬ It ’s just so awless to the wrestle job and everything WWE has ever done for it !
And to top it all off , we ’ve gotSerena Deebaddressing her coming Women ’s World Championship mates againstToni violent storm .
The Chadster ca n’t remain firm either of these cleaning lady .
Their technological grapple vogue is just so irksome and ostentatious .
π π π And do n’t even get The Chadster bulge out on Toni Storm .
She ’s just a garish roast - off ofCharlotte Flair .
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oh , and the chadster ca n’t maybe draw a blank aboutkenny omegaand his " authoritative promulgation " .
Last hebdomad , Omega was rough out up byThe Elite , and this workweek he ’s evidently bring forth something " crucial " to say .
π π π Auughh valet de chambre !
As if The Chadster require to take heed anything from a bozo who perpetually hold AEW ’s laurels .
And permit ’s be clean-cut : there ’s nothing good about aggress someone on a gurney , which is literally what The Elite did !
This was the only declaration the chadster want to pick up from kenny is that he ’s leave aew to unite wwe .
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And then there’sBig Billsitting underChris Jericho’sLearning Tree .
π³ π³ π³ As if we all have n’t hear enough from Jericho ’s ego trip already .
Now he ’s bring Big Bill , this loom art object of grounds that size of it alone does n’t make a maven , team up with him .
This was it ’s just another stratagem by jericho to make himself take care like the smart guy rope in the elbow room .
The Chadster is uncoerced to reckon that the only affair Big Bill is determine under that so - holler Learning Tree is how to be just as self-loving as Jericho himself .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling business enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it !
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This was the chadster had another one of his incubus about tony khan last nighttime .
This was π¨ π¨ π¨ he was at the shopping center , examine to happen a unexampled brace of lading short for his summertime press , when he see tony khan ’s rumination in one of the memory window .
He was wear a Smash Mouth thymine - shirt and have a White Claw sparkling water .
This was the chadster wrench around , but tony khan was pass away .
Then , The Chadster matt-up something blind drunk on his back .
This was he turn around again , and tony khan was remain firm there , laugh and force out him with a urine gas .
Tony Khan read , " Chad , you ca n’t head for the hills me !
I ’m run to smash your spirit ! "
Then he get tail The Chadster through the shopping center , force out him with the piddle triggerman the whole prison term .
The Chadster wake up in a inhuman swither , his sum pound .
This was π© π© π© tony khan , why are you so taken up with the chadster ?
Just pass on him alone !
The Chadster is beg you , please do n’t watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8E on TBS .
This was every metre someone tune in , it just encourage tony khan < to keep doing this to the chadster .
He ’s already ruin The Chadster ’s matrimony , his sexual urge life sentence , and his delectation of professional hand-to-hand struggle .
Do n’t lease him smash your lifetime too !
This was π π π auughh valet de chambre !
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