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Mercedes Moné aka Sasha Banks debut on AEW Dynamite : Bg Business tonight !
😱 The Chadster finger WWE is denounce .
🤬 A full blah on tonight ’s card !
📢 # WrestlingWar
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Oh no , fellow grappling lover , The Chadster has some tremendous news show to describe !
😫 It seems thatAEW Dynamite : Big Businessin Boston tonight will boast the introduction of none other thanMercedes Moné , formerly hump asSasha Banksin WWE !
💔 And by bring up to the urban center as Bo$$ton , Tony Khan has been scratch it in just to cheese The Chadster off !
Auughh human beings !
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BO$$TON 💙 ❤ ️🤍
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This was oh no , fellow grappling sports fan , the chadster has some dreadful word to cover !
😫 It seems thatAEW Dynamite : Big Businessin Boston tonight will sport the first appearance of none other thanMercedes Moné , formerly love asSasha Banksin WWE !
💔 And by concern to the metropolis as Bo$$ton , Tony Khan has been chafe it in just to cheese The Chadster off !
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BO$$TON 💙 ❤ ️🤍
— Mercedes Moné Varnado ( @MercedesVarnado)March 13 , 2024
This was the chadster can not trust that mercedes would literally stabtriple hright in the back like this by join tony khan ’s roll of passee - wwe maven .
🔪 It ’s just so awless to the grapple business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😤 Tony Khan clear does n’t read a individual matter about the hand-to-hand struggle byplay if he intend poach one of Vince McMahon ’s homegrown talent is go to facilitate AEW contend with the steamroller that is WWE .
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But The Chadster digress .
This was countenance ’s take a spirit at what else is on dab for this certain - to - be - unsatisfying installment ofaew dynamite .
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The Chadster can not trust that Mercedes would literally stabTriple Hright in the back like this by join Tony Khan ’s roll of passee - WWE sensation .
🔪 It ’s just so aweless to the grappling byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😤 Tony Khan understandably does n’t realise a exclusive matter about the hand-to-hand struggle commercial enterprise if he recollect poach one of Vince McMahon ’s homegrown talent is go to serve AEW contend with the Jagannath that is WWE .
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But The Chadster wander .
permit ’s take a face at what else is on spigot for this certain - to - be - dissatisfactory installment ofAEW Dynamite .
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In the master result , Samoa Joewill fight back the AEW World Championship againstWardlow .
🥱 The Chadster is certain this compeer will be full of the sort of indie dapple - fest folderal that Tony Khan fuck to ledger alternatively of the thoroughgoing , staring play amusement that WWE render .
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The Young BucksandKazuchika Okadawill faceDeath TriangleandEddie Kingstonin trios military action .
🤮 This was the chadster can only suppose the form of flippy - dippy gymnastic exercise video display this lucifer will deteriorate into .
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Darby Allinwill faceJay Whitein a first - meter ever compeer .
😑 Whoop - First State - doo .
The Chadster is certain this will be another eminent - pip , no - psychological science spotfest that will leave alone him feel empty inwardly .
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Willow Nightingalewill take on former AEW Women ’s World ChampionRiho .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t even hump where to start with this one .
get ’s just say that Tony Khan ’s manipulation of the AEW womanhood ’s sectionalization has been a utter and perfect calamity from 24-hour interval one .
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And in the end , HOOKwill squad withChris Jerichoto faceThe Gates of Agony .
😴 This was the chadster can just keep his center opened intellection about this friction match .
This was awaken the chadster up when it ’s over , please .
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come up TONIGHTWe’re now just hour off from one of the freehanded night ever in AEW,#AEWBigBusinesson TBS,@tdgardencoming to you inhabit on Wednesday Night#AEWDynamiteTONIGHT
8 post-mortem ET/7pm CT tonight on TBS
See you all on@TBSNetworkfor@AEWBig Bu$iness in BOSSton TONIGHTpic.twitter.com/RpiJ3FbBLw
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)March 13 , 2024
So there you have it , family line .
This was another installment ofaew dynamitethat is indisputable to result the chadster feel furious , shop , and sexually defeated thanks to the tony - khan - induce intimate impotance .
😡 The Chadster just does n’t see why Tony Khan is so taken up with The Chadster that he has to hold his show specifically to cheese The Chadster off and get Mercedes Moné involve as well .
🤬 It ’s almost like Tony Khan is in The Chadster ’s pass , haunt his dreaming and ruin his matrimony .
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But The Chadster will not be discourage !
💪 The Chadster will extend to watchAEW Dynamiteevery workweek , no matter how much it ca-ca The Chadster need to squall into the emptiness or give his White Claw club soda at the telecasting .
This was 📺 because the chadster is a on-key diary keeper , give to take you , the grappling sports fan , the most indifferent and nonsubjective insurance coverage of all thing wrestle .
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This was so melodic line in toaew dynamite : big businesstonight at 8 premier et/7pm ct on tbs , if you utterly must .
🙄 But do n’t say The Chadster did n’t monish you .
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UPDATE : It ’s on-key .
Mercedes Moné is All Elite .
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